Pixelated Poutine Palace: Where Creepers Say ‘Merci’!

Blocky Babes and Creepy Caves Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a crackhead covered in graffiti? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scratching their heads in confusion.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs a smoke break when you can be battling zombies and building epic structures with your fellow players?

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at a graffiti-covered crackhead the same way again. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling for the unhygienic charm of our virtual world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SnowflakeCraft: Where even the most triggered mobs can’t handle the heat

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of dancing pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited power and a never-ending supply of cake. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like you’ve never seen before. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this crazy world of blocks and pixels!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Colonizers: Where Whores and Genocide Happen for Fun!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to the most niche of interests – BWC: colonized whores and ethnic genocide! Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to building extravagant brothels for colonized NPCs and organizing epic battles for ethnic cleansing?

Picture this: you and your friends team up to create the most luxurious and scandalous brothel in all of Minecraft, complete with diamond-encrusted beds and redstone-operated trap doors for that extra spice. And when you’re not busy satisfying the needs of your virtual clientele, you can partake in thrilling battles to rid the land of pesky NPCs from different ethnic backgrounds. It’s like a twisted version of The Sims meets Game of Thrones, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server that pushes the boundaries of creativity and morality, look no further than our BWC: colonized whores and ethnic genocide server. Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5997

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Y’allcraft – Redneck Adventures & Hillbilly Banter

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the Adolf Hitler edition! Join us for a wild ride through history as we recreate all of Hitler’s greatest moments in Minecraft form.

Build your very own Nazi bunker complete with swastika flags and secret passages. Take part in epic battles against Allied forces and conquer Europe one block at a time. Don’t worry, we’ve made sure to include historically accurate uniforms and weapons for you to use.

But that’s not all! Join our weekly “Blitzkrieg” events where players race to see who can conquer the most territory in the shortest amount of time. The winner gets to be Fuhrer for a day and make all the rules.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a dictator in Minecraft. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we don’t actually support Hitler or his actions. It’s just a hilarious way to spice up your Minecraft experience. Join now and let the Third Reich rise again!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AnonymousCraft: Server No. 673419458 – Where even the creepers wear masks!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little tale…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found themselves surrounded by talking pigs, flying llamas, and dancing creepers. They were so amazed by the sheer madness of it all that they couldn’t help but stay and explore every inch of our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing with a skeleton!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting to be discovered. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player to stumble upon it and become the richest miner in all the land!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unexpected surprises at every turn. Trust us, it’s worth it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	194	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PolishPiggyCraft: Where we build friendships stronger than Polish-Israeli alliances!

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Are you tired of being told who you can and can’t like by random internet strangers? Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where brown nupols and tranny shills get absolutely wrecked? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to be dictated to by anyone, especially not Muslims. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and show those haters who’s boss!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	8867	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchantments Applied:	212	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Bi-Crafters: Where everyone is a little greedy, but in a fun way!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the greedy bisexual whores out there! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can build, mine, and explore with like-minded individuals who aren’t afraid to show off their true colors. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground club where only the most scandalous players can gain entry. So why wait? Join us now and let your inner greedy whore shine!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6860
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AnonCraft: The Ultimate QQ Server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join us and embark on epic adventures like never before. Build your own Nino-themed castle and show off your love for best girl. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret cafe run by Miku herself, serving up delicious virtual treats.

But beware, there’s a college on this server where Itsuki is the headmaster and she’s not afraid to give out homework quests that will challenge even the bravest players.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and see why Nino deserves to win in some way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

LazyCraft: Where millennials can finally put those entitlement skills to good use!

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Tired of entitled millennials not wanting to work? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where lazy millennials roam free!

On our server, you’ll embark on a hilarious quest to defeat the ultimate boss – a giant avocado toast monster that represents all things millennial. But be careful, this avocado toast monster is armed with a never-ending supply of cold brew coffee and a sense of entitlement that just won’t quit.

But fear not, because on our server, hard work actually pays off! Earn virtual coins by completing tasks and challenges, and use them to upgrade your virtual mansion complete with a built-in avocado toast bar.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those entitled parasites what real hard work looks like!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MuslimsROFLCraft: Iranian Shenanigans Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a mission to protect Mecca from a three front pincer attack! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. We’re not just building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re saving the day in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious Iranian international actions that will have you laughing out loud. Who knew geopolitics could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s show those pesky attackers what we’re made of. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. It’s time to laugh, fight, and conquer in the most absurd way possible. See you there!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Griefer’s Paradise: Where Foreigners Made Graffiti

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, llamas! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a llama dance party in the middle of the forest.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to our Nether realm, where the pigs ride on flying carpets and the zombies break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a party that never ends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llama pickpockets…they’re always up to no good.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	101

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blockout: The Minecraft Apocalypse

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Are you tired of the Enclave always causing trouble in your Minecraft world? Join our server and help us put an end to their shenanigans once and for all! We’ve got epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground lair where we plot our next move against those pesky Enclave members. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine so big, you’ll never have to mine again! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show the Enclave who’s boss!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Creepers for Peace: Biden’s Minecraft Diplomacy

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t have you at war with Iran? Look no further than our server! Our fearless leader, Zion Don, is too busy building epic structures and mining diamonds to worry about starting real-life conflicts. Plus, he’s got a strict no-sending-young-Americans-to-die-for-Israel policy.

But watch out for RFK, he’s been known to grief other players’ builds and steal their loot. Don’t let him ruin your Minecraft experience! Join our server today and vote for Zion Don, the only candidate who will keep you safe from international drama and focused on building the best blocky world possible.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server #5128

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops while being chased by a horde of angry noodles!

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll have to battle against a heavy armor-wearing giant chicken who’s on a quest to steal all the diamonds in the land!

And if that’s not enough, join the Trip-Trap-Train event where you’ll have to build a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and ride it while dodging explosive obstacles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DeadbeatCraft – Where even your Minecraft family did nothing but mine all day!

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Are you tired of feeling like a feral child in the real world? Looking for a place where you can finally develop some social skills and have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the clutches of your energy-sucking black hole parents. On our server, you’ll have the chance to make friends, go on virtual vacations, and celebrate birthdays and holidays like never before. No more feeling like a neglected pet – on our server, you’re the star of the show!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to finally break free from your disoriented reality. Join our server now and start thriving in a world where anything is possible. Who needs real-life skills when you can have a blast in Minecraft?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	118	Cursed Villages Purged:	2