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CringeCraft SMP

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Do you ever see people trying to be edgy by wearing mismatched socks or dyeing their hair a crazy color? Well, imagine a whole server full of players who take being edgy to the next level! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a pumpkin on their head. Trust us, you’ve never seen edgy like this before! So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdness and join a community of players who take being edgy to a whole new level, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineCraftyLove

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Are you tired of boring old small talk in Minecraft? Do you want to skip straight to the good stuff and build a deep connection with your fellow players? Look no further than our server! We have the most outrageous icebreaker questions that will have you sharing your deepest secrets in no time. Want to know your teammate’s most embarrassing moment in-game? Or maybe their wildest Minecraft dream? Join us and get ready for some seriously intimate bonding over blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyGhanaianWarriors

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come join our minecraft server, where ghanaian men are lured to fight for russia but end up in ukraine asking for help! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like our server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so crazy, it could be mistaken for a soap opera plot? join us now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Eternity SMP

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Welcome to Eternity SMP!

Where legends never fade and adventures last forever! Our server is all about:

– Epic survival gameplay in a vast, untamed world – Friendly community vibes – make new friends! – Regular events to keep things exciting – Custom features that spice up vanilla Minecraft – Version: 1.18-1.21.1 – 100 player slots

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ores Mined:	3648

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Astrify SMP

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A fun Minecraft server with mods that you can enjoy playing with you friends. Our goal is for this server to be a fun place for everyone to play with a unique mix of features.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server

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Have you heard about the guy who petitioned for a feature on our server by posting a thread every day until it was added? Legend has it, he became so obsessed with his mission that he started dreaming in pixelated blocks and crafting tables. The feature he requested? A talking llama companion that tells bad jokes. And guess what? We added it just to make him stop posting! Join our server now for the chance to meet the llama of your dreams and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and questionable decision-making. Who knows, maybe you’ll become so dedicated that you’ll start dreaming in blocks too!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mines Excavated:	3351	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SisTallProbsMC

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Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PixelPretties

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What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	388882
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Enchantments Applied:	233	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	270
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Void Armor Forged:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

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Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Animals Bred:	45
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	985
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Mines Excavated:	3842	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
New Chunks Explored:	191455	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1