Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Crops Grown:	5883	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7982	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Emeralds Found:	6793
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big

abundance, AMBITION, aspirations, big, dreaming, dreams, elite status, extravagant lifestyle, financial freedom, goals, high society, influence, luxury, material possessions, motivation, opulence, PIXEL, power, Privilege, prosperity, rich fantasies, Riches, success, wealth

If poor people fantasize about winning the lottery, the rich fantasize about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky instead of water! And instead of boring old mobs, you’ll be battling giant, fire-breathing chickens and zombie llamas riding on top of flying pigs! Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found. So forget about winning the lottery, join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

HarrisCraft Minecraft Server

controversy, Diplomacy, election support, Government, harris, HarrisCraft, humor, international relations, joking, Kremlin, Meeting, Minecraft, news headlines, next week, Politics, presidential candidates, putin, Server, Statements, trump, us elections, world leaders, zelenskyy

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin jokes about supporting harris in elections? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where the kremlin is all about that lolzy banter and zelenskyy is just tryna meet up with trump for a game of minecraft next week. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the fun! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? only one way to find out, amirite? come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NukeCraftWars

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global politics, Government, international relations, Military, military strategy, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear facilities, Nuclear Threat, nuclear war, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftWars, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

OMG, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join cuz like, Ukraine says Russia is planning strikes on nuclear facilities, but on this server, we blow up stuff for fun, not for realz! Join us and unleash your inner chaos! Build your own nuclear reactor and see how long it takes for it to explode! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential nuclear fallout. So come join us and let’s cause some mayhem together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

RicklePickMC

activities, Adventure, building, bungee cord, Community, Creative, Economy, Entertainment, Fun, Gamemodes, Jobs, Lobby, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, RicklePickMC, Sandbox, Server, Survival, tags

welcome to a new bugee cord survival lobby creatvie we host 2 gamemodes well be very fun and good for others play on also on survival jobs mcmmo and much more! and creatvie well have fun stuff also

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	653564	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

Bennett, character builds, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Fan art, Flame Fusion Music and Art Festival, Freedom-Sworn, genshin impact, gig, HoYoFair2024, Kachina, Kaedehara Kazuha, Kinich, Minecraft, Mualani, Nation of Pyro, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Saurian Egg Adventures, Server, Surfs up, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Without Primogems, Xinyan

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Flame Fusion Music and Art Festivals, just like in Genshin Impact!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary character Kinich, known for his fiery pursuits and business ventures. Join him on epic quests and adventures that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, redeemable codes that will have you swimming in Primogems faster than you can say “BlazeToNatlan”!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Surf’s Up Catalyst or a Freedom-Sworn Sword along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mines Excavated:	2650
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Divine Spears Created:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SMP: Sober Rockers Minecraft SMP

#rockers, addiction, Band, clean lifestyle, clean living, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Music, Recovery, rock and roll, Rock Music, smp, Sober, sober artists, sober band, sober community, sober lifestyle, sober living, sober musicians, sober rockers, sober rockers community, Sobriety

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sober rockers who don’t know how to have a good time? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop parties, where the only rule is to have fun! Our players are known for their crazy antics, like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats or creating roller coasters that go through lava pits.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes to anyone who can dance the Macarena perfectly.

So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s sober is the rockers!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Void Gems Collected:	32	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PreggoPukeParty Minecraft Server

12 weeks pregnant, aita, ANNOYED, ask for compassion, Attention, cat, compassion, Couch, feeling, husband, husband’s reaction, lack of empathy, mad, Minecraft, PreggoPukeParty, Pregnancy, pregnancy sickness, Server, Suffering, Support, vomiting, worst days

Ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server out there? Well, buckle up because on our server, if you’re not building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a pig, then what are you even doing with your life?

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot for good luck. And if that’s not enough, how about taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret hidden realm where you can ride a unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious memories together. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft server?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MommaDressNoMess

brother, compromise, Connection, family, family dynamics, family harmony, fiancée, Inheritance, MommaDressNoMess, mother’s dress, selfish, sentimental, sentimentality, sibling rivalry, Siblings, special day, tradition, Upset, Wedding, wedding dress, wedding planning

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be inheriting is diamonds, not wedding dresses! Our server is so close-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family without any of the wedding dress drama. And if anyone tries to steal your loot, just tell them it’s “just a dress” and watch them run away in confusion. So join us now and let’s mine away the family feuds together! #NotJustADress #MinecraftFamilyFun

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Enchantments Applied:	55	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MemorableMinecraftSMP

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Picture this: You’re minding your own business, mining for diamonds in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild llama appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. You bust out your best flossing moves and the llama is so impressed, it starts dropping diamonds like they’re hot potatoes. Next thing you know, you’re the proud owner of a llama dance crew and you’re taking over the server one epic dance battle at a time. Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unforgettable moments of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ProudNSFWSecretCraft

Confidence, empowerment, Exploration, fetish, fulfillment, kink, Liberation, NSFW, Pleasure, Proud, ProudNSFWSecretCraft, satisfaction, secret, Self Discovery, Sexuality, taboo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, most NSFW place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner freak and show off your NSFW secrets with pride. From building giant phallic statues to hosting twerking competitions in the town square, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground strip club where the creepers are the dancers and the zombies are the bouncers. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe something else too)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our NSFW Minecraft server today and let your freak flag fly high! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of pixelated sunscreen.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Star Shards Collected:	200	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, Commanders, Conflict, Defense, forces, Havoc, hezbollah, Ibrahim Aqil, idf, intelligence, Israel, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Minecraft, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, strike, Terrorism

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more action than the IDF taking out Ibrahim Aqil and 15 Hezbollah commanders! it’s a wild ride of explosions and chaos, just like our server! join now for the most intense battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement right here on our server! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyKremlinKilla

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so, like, imagine this: a russian dude, right, gets caught in poland for, like, planning some crazy attack on a dude who’s, like, pals with navalny. but, like, forget about that drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s a total party up in here. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances every friday night. so, like, grab your pickaxe and come join the fun before the russian spies come looking for you too!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Plastic Paradise – Coral Sink

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Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got corals that are like, totally into recycling! These corals are like, the OG environmentalists, they’re out here sucking up all the microplastics like a vacuum cleaner.

Join our server and witness the magic of corals turning into plastic-eating machines. It’s like watching a superhero movie, but with corals instead of Iron Man.

So if you want to save the planet while playing Minecraft, come on over and help our coral buddies clean up the ocean. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find a plastic treasure chest hidden deep within the coral reefs. It’s like a plastic scavenger hunt, but with more explosions (not really, explosions are bad for the environment).

Join now and be a part of the plastic-purging coral revolution!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	935549	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

GegCraft MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Customplugins, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to GegCraft MC!

We are a network with a Survival mode at the moment. We will soon add more modes! We have friendly staff members, and our server is designed to make sure you have fun and a good time.

We have crates, exclusive kits, daily rewards, /shop, protest system and much more!

Join now with the IP gegcraft.org, and if you are a bedrock user the port is 19132. Join! What are you waiting for?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	31	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

KrystalMC

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Economy, Explore, Fun, Jobs, KrystalMC, Minecraft, Missions, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual

Custom Survival Server We have economy, missions, jobs, ranks and much more! What are you waiting for? Go now: krystalmc.retlyhosting.net or also us2.retlyhosting.net:4214

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.