Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Mystery of Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever go on!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant pig named Porky McSnortles. Or how about participating in our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks that roams the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever it goes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Farms Harvested:	619
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NoSewNoProbMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the cha-cha. Yes, you heard that right – dancing creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Jumpsuit Gang. Want to join their ranks? Just wear a glittery rainbow jumpsuit and you’re in! Who needs a boring old fallout jumpsuit when you can be a fabulous lizard lady instead?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old stick in the mud, in which case, this server isn’t for you).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

WorkdayBS Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with Karen from accounting and her constant complaints about the office temperature? Sick of Steve from marketing stealing your lunch from the break room fridge? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and leave all your work woes behind as you embark on epic adventures with a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with office drama. Build your dream base, explore vast lands, and maybe even find some hidden treasure to fund your escape from the corporate grind.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret boss mob lurking in the shadows, known only as “The Micromanager”. Legend has it that defeating this beast will grant you unlimited vacation days and a corner office with a view.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your spreadsheets and TPS reports behind and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a much-needed break from the daily grind. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite coworker in the form of a blocky pig named Bob.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Towns Built:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyCultureShock

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like traveling to a whole new world! The biggest culture shock you’ll experience here is when you realize that pigs can talk and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and wacky adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret village of llamas who are actually undercover spies plotting to take over the server! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyKidsRescueMalaysia

Arrests, child abuse, CraftyKidsRescueMalaysia, Malaysia, Melaka, Minors, Probe, rescued, suspects

LOL come join our server cuz we got more action than Malaysia bustin’ child abusers! we ain’t savin’ minors, we savin’ blocks from creepers! our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon be shakin’ in his boots! join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness and let’s build a world where the only thing gettin’ arrested is your boredom!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	223
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Childhood TraumaCraft

biological health, Childhood, childhood trauma, consequences, Development, disease prevention, Disease susceptibility, gender differences, health outcomes, health risks, Life, long-term effects, major diseases, Medical research, mental health, physical health, research, Risk, sex, trauma impact, TraumaCraft, unique experiences

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, get this, our players’ sex and childhood trauma experiences actually affect their health in the game! Like, you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly get a disease because of your past trauma. It’s wild, bro. Plus, we have special events where you can battle diseases and win epic loot. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PlayVersion2

balanced gameplay, building, Community, competitive, Economy, Faction, Factions, Fun, hard difficulty, Legacy, Perks, pure faction, PvP, Raiding, Server, strategy, Survival, teamwork, THRIVING, Vanilla

Welcome to Version2, a simple vanilla Factions server where teamwork, strategy, and survival are key! With a focus on balanced gameplay, hard difficulty, and a strong community vibe, it’s all about building, raiding, and thriving in a competitive world. Join us and create your faction’s legacy today! PvP enabled, no game-breaking perks—just pure faction fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

AlfaNetwork

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AlfaNetwork is a Mincraft Server Founded in 2023. Our Goal is to Provide You with a Fair, Safe and Fun Gaming Experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftedSurvival: Where blocks are friends and creepers are just misunderstood pets

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Server Name	Crafted Survival
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Description	A friendly, fun, and inclusive environment with some added features for a better gameplay experience
Main Additions	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting Active Player Base
IP Address	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly community atmosphere.
How can I claim land on the server?	You can use the Land Claiming feature available on the server for claiming your territory.
Are there any special ranks on the server?	Yes, we have ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting that offer certain perks and benefits.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled, but we have designated areas for PvP to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7634
Battle Standards Raised:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Electric Sushi Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than a confused Japanese person trying to use an electric toothbrush! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only those with the most epic dance moves can find it!

2. Our community is so friendly that even the creepers have been known to stop exploding and start giving out hugs instead. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

3. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen breakdancing and ghasts singing opera. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. And remember, if you ever feel lost or confused, just think of that poor Japanese person trying to figure out their electric toothbrush. It’ll put everything into perspective!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	102
Villages Defended:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magic Items Found:	6058	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AI DEGEN erated Art and Porn Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the Clean up duty edition where we clean up the mess left behind by all the creepers and zombies.

Previous shenanigans on /perverts/ include building giant statues of Steve twerking, creating a roller coaster that sends you straight into a pit of lava, and organizing a sheep fashion show where the best-dressed sheep wins a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! We have a ComfyUI for the experienced players, an Automatic1111 for the beginners who want to dive into the madness, and even a Forge (A1111 Fork) for those who like to mix things up.

FAQ? Who needs that when you can just wing it and hope for the best! Our Link Hub will lead you down a rabbit hole of memes, inside jokes, and questionable decisions.

Join us for LoRa Training where we teach you how to communicate with the Ender Dragon using only a potato and a stick. And don’t forget to check out our AMD GPU section where we discuss the best shaders to make your game look like a psychedelic trip through the Nether.

So grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in this SMP, stays in this SMP. Join us now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and turn everything into obsidian!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

LoveCraftedMC

baby names, Childhood, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotions, family, first love, husband, Insecurity, irrational, love, LoveCraftedMC, Memories, Naming, parenting, past relationships, popular names, relationships, Son, Wife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of choosing the perfect name for your in-game character! Just like this guy who refused to let his son be named after his wife’s first love, you too can avoid awkward situations by joining our server.

Imagine the chaos that would ensue if you accidentally named your character after your partner’s high school crush! Avoid the drama and join our server, where you can choose any name you want without any emotional baggage attached.

Don’t let your in-game adventures be overshadowed by past relationships and questionable baby name choices. Join our server and game on without any worries about naming conflicts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual love story while you’re at it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CringeCraft SMP

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Do you ever see people trying to be edgy by wearing mismatched socks or dyeing their hair a crazy color? Well, imagine a whole server full of players who take being edgy to the next level! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a pumpkin on their head. Trust us, you’ve never seen edgy like this before! So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdness and join a community of players who take being edgy to a whole new level, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MineCraftyLove

Bonding, Communication, compatibility, Connection, Deep Conversations, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, getting to know you, good questions, intimacy building, lead to intimacy, love language, meaningful conversations, MineCraftyLove, open-ended questions, personal questions, Relationship Building, relationship growth, soulmate, trust building, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old small talk in Minecraft? Do you want to skip straight to the good stuff and build a deep connection with your fellow players? Look no further than our server! We have the most outrageous icebreaker questions that will have you sharing your deepest secrets in no time. Want to know your teammate’s most embarrassing moment in-game? Or maybe their wildest Minecraft dream? Join us and get ready for some seriously intimate bonding over blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyGhanaianWarriors

Africa, African diaspora, appeal for help, Conflict, conflict zone, CraftyGhanaianWarriors, crisis situation, eastern europe, Fighting, foreign fighters, Ghanaian men, humanitarian crisis, International, lured, occupied Ukraine, plea for assistance, russia, soldiers, support needed, Ukraine, War

come join our minecraft server, where ghanaian men are lured to fight for russia but end up in ukraine asking for help! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like our server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so crazy, it could be mistaken for a soap opera plot? join us now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!