Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Towns Built:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Undead SMP

Ability, blocks, Buy, Defeat, Drop, Economy, Harder, Heads, Items, Minecraft, mobs, MobsPowers plugin, MONEY, play with friends, PvE, random people, Sell, Server, Shops, Survival, Towny, Undead SMP, UNDEAD.MC.GG, Vanilla

Welcome to the Undead SMP! This server allows you to play with friends, or random people. Also, this has the MobsPowers plugin which makes mobs harder to defeat but will give you a ability and drop its head. You can also create shops for people to buy stuff off of you for money, and you can sell items or blocks for money aswell. UNDEAD.MC.GG

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2994	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Hexacomb: Where we promise not to sting like a Bee, 18+ Only! No honey, just good old vanilla fun!

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Hexacomb Season 5 Overview:

Server Features	Description
Fabric-Based Server	Custom tweaks like farmable sand and quick-shattering glass.
Unique Cosmetic Items	Hats, food, and weapon skins inspired by Hermitcraft.
Enhanced Interactions	Armor Stand Editing, Sign Editing, and In-Game Proximity Voice Chat.
Server-Side Music	Customizable music discs for a unique experience.
World Map	Access the BlueMap LIVE World Map in your browser.
Player Economy	Diamond-based economy with no restrictions on trades or purchases.
Community	Active, tight-knit community with a helpful staff team.

FAQs:

How do I join Hexacomb Season 5?

To join Season 5, visit our Discord and follow the steps to apply: https://discord.gg/ApjaXRjNaa.

What is the server’s age requirement?

Hexacomb is an 18+ server, providing a mature environment for adult players.

Are there any restrictions on trades or purchases?

The server operates on a diamond-based economy with no restrictions on trades or purchases.

Is there a limit on alt accounts?

Players are allowed one alt account for more flexibility in gameplay.

How can I access the world map?

You can access the BlueMap LIVE World Map in your browser for a visual representation of the server world.

Is there in-game voice chat available?

Yes, we offer In-Game Proximity Voice Chat for enhanced interactions with other players.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Animals Bred:	155	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Isaiah’s Block Party Minecraft Server

abroad, BLOCK, communities, cultural exchange, diaspora, Dispersion, Diversity, expatriates, Germans, Global, global citizenship, International, Isaiah 11:12, Isaiahs, Migration, Minecraft, multicultural, Overseas, Party, Population, Server, SETTLEMENT, transnational, Unity, world

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, fear not, because on our server, Germans are taking over the world! That’s right, we have German players forming communities in every corner of the Minecraft universe. From building giant beer steins to organizing sausage festivals, the Germans on our server know how to have a good time.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles between rival German factions. Will the Bavarians conquer the Berliners? Will the Swabians rise to power? Only time will tell on our wacky German-themed Minecraft server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Crops Grown:	8764	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

License To Reproduce Minecraft SMP

abusive parents, approval for having kids, body rights, Certification, child welfare, children, daycare, educational courses, Eugenics, Family Planning, Genes, good genes, income requirements, License, licenses to reproduce, Minecraft, parenting, parenting qualifications, psychological evaluation, reproduce, reproductive rights, smp, teaching children

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where only the most elite parents can join? Look no further! Our server requires all players to pass a psychological evaluation, meet income requirements, and take educational courses before having kids in-game. We don’t want any idiotic, selfish parents ruining the virtual lives of their Minecraft children. Join us and be part of a community that values responsible parenting and eugenics in the virtual world. Your body, your right? Not on this server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SisCraft: Abandonment Edition

abandonment, anxiety, Boundaries, career, Communication, controlling parents, Decision making, Edition, family, future plans, INDEPENDENCE, Job, mental health, moving out, personal space, relationships, Relocation, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, SisCraft, sister, Support, Therapy

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being tracked and spammed by your sister like in this crazy story? Well, on our server, you can escape all that drama and build your own virtual world without any overbearing siblings following you around!

Join us and experience the freedom of creating your own adventure without anyone telling you what to do. Plus, our server is so awesome that even if your sister tries to log in and read your virtual diary, she won’t find anything because it’s all about fun and games here!

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the night without getting blown up by a creeper. See you there!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	750626	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CatLoveInMinecraftSMP

Affection, Animals, Bonding, cat, CatLoveInMinecraftSMP, Companionship, cute, emotional connection, Feline, furry friend, Happiness, Heartwarming, love, loyalty, pet owner, pet parent, Pets, purring, realization, special bond, unconditional love

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll find out that your cat loves you when it starts building you a giant statue made entirely out of fish blocks! Yes, that’s right, our server is so magical that even your in-game pets will show their love in the most creative ways possible. So come on, join us and witness the purr-fect love story between you and your feline friends unfold in the most hilarious and unexpected ways!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	260

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyImprovements

Confidence, CraftyImprovements, Development, goals, habits, improvement mindset, learning, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, positivity, productivity, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, success, Time management, wellness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs dressed as astronauts while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a giant game of hide and seek where the seekers are giant creepers with party hats?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava? Or maybe you’re in the mood to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Anything is possible on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	108	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

OktoberCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, annual event, bavaria, Beer, celebration, crowds, culture, Event, FESTIVAL, Food, germany, high security, Minecraft, Munich, Music, OktoberCraft, oktoberfest, police presence, Safety Measures, Server, tourist attraction, tradition, traditional costumes.

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of Oktoberfest every day! we have beer flowing like a waterfall and security tighter than a pickle jar lid! you’ll feel like you’re in germany, but without the expensive plane ticket! build your own beer garden and party all night with your virtual friends! who needs real life when you can have this kind of fun in minecraft?! come join us now and let the good times roll! prost! 🍻🎉

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
New Chunks Explored:	876622	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Emeralds Found:	4983	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SpyCraft: Mexi-Russo Hub

#covert operations, cia, cold war, Diplomacy, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, Hub, intelligence, intelligence agencies, international relations, KGB, mexico, MexiRusso, Politics, russia, SECURITY, soviet union, Spycraft, Spying, Surveillance, united states

so like, picture this: russia and mexico team up to spy on the u.s. but in minecraft! you can be a spy for russia or mexico and try to outsmart the americans. there are secret missions, hidden bases, and even a taco truck that serves as a front for the spy operation. plus, there’s a giant statue of putin riding a llama because why not? join now and be part of the most ridiculous spy game ever!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NORRSMC

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Spanish Survival Community Friends Multiplayer PVP Creative Economy Roleplay Minigames Adventure Exploration Building Plugins Quests Factions Skyblock Parkour Redstone Farming, Survival, Vanilla

Spanish speaking server – NORRS Community

-Survival with house protection

-Free ranks and kits

-Make friends!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Conquest of Hunterra: Where even the creepers roleplay and ask for permission to explode. Whitelist required!

Adventure, apply, Armors, Community, Conquest, CREEPERS, Discord, explode, Exploration, Fabric, Farmer, Fresh, GEMSTONES, Hunterra, Immersive, knight, launcher, Lord, Medieval, Modded, Modpack, modrinth, Permission, required, Roleplay, RPG, Settlements, weapons, Whitelist

Conquest of Hunterra Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
	Maintain a balanced diet for in-game benefits and adapt to changing seasons that affect crops and the environment.
	Level up your character and face challenging foes as you unlock custom armors, weapons, and powerful gemstones.
Modded World Generation & 12,000 New Blocks	Explore a beautifully crafted world with Conquest Reforged and endless building possibilities.
Build Self-Governing Settlements	Find like-minded players to create and govern your own settlements. Choose your path to lordship based on your accomplishments and specializations.

Apply now and experience a medieval adventure like no other!

Modpack: Conquest of Hunterra Modpack

Discord: Conquest of Hunterra Discord

FAQ

Q: When did the server launch?

A: The server launched fresh on July 19th, 2024.

Q: What version is the server on?

A: The server is available on Fabric 1.20.1.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: We recommend using the Modrinth launcher to join us.

Q: What is the main focus of the server?

A: The server offers a fully-fledged medieval RPG experience with unique features to immerse players in a historical adventure.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	New Chunks Explored:	144195
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Let’s Smile Minecraft Server

beam, BEAMING, Bright, cheerful, CONTENT, delighted, Grin, Happiness, Happy, joy, Laughter, Let’s Smile, Lets, Minecraft, Optimistic, positive vibes, positivity, Server, share happiness, Smile, smiling, spread joy, uplifted

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits from DJ Villager! Don’t worry, they promise not to explode…maybe.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even Herobrine himself would break a sweat! Just watch out for the flying pigs that will try to knock you off course.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s smile together as we create unforgettable memories in the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SMP Minecraft Salvation Can Be Yours

Blessed, Children of God, clean in heart, comforted, everlasting life, God’s love, hunger and thirst, inherit the land, John 3:16, kingdom of heaven, Luke 5:32, Matthew 7:13-14, Meek, mercy, Minecraft, mourn, narrow way, Peacemakers, persecuted, poor in spirit, repentance, Righteousness, salvation, see God, smp, strait gate

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is so epic that even the Bible is dropping some sick verses about it. We’ve got a crazy gate system that will lead you to either destruction or eternal life – talk about high stakes Minecraft!

Join us and experience the blessed life of a Minecraft player. If you’re poor in spirit, mourning, meek, hungry for righteousness, merciful, clean in heart, a peacemaker, or persecuted for righteousness, this is the server for you! And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of God’s love to go around – just like diamonds in a mineshaft.

So come on and join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and maybe even repenting for your Minecraft sins. Who knew virtual block-building could be so spiritually enlightening? Can I get an amen? 🙌🏼🔥

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SisCraftOFShame

Argument, bimbo fetish, Birthday, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, hypersexual, Jealousy, MONEY, morality, Mother, onlyfans, plastic surgery, PRUDES, relationships, Self Respect, SisCraftOFShame, sister, UNCOMFORTABLE, Weirdo

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s OnlyFans content? Look no further! Our server is filled with more drama and outrageousness than a family argument over plastic surgery and bimbo fetishes.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where everyone is either a hypersexual weirdo or a prude who can’t handle a joke. Build your own plastic sex doll empire or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold as family members fight over morality and self-respect.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to escape reality and dive into a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sister’s questionable career choices). Join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of this dysfunctional family).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	164
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TrendyThrowback – Minecraft SMP

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Do you wish bell-bottoms and disco balls were still a thing? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we bring back all the retro trends you never knew you needed! From lava lamps in every base to pixelated tie-dye sheep, we’re all about bringing back the grooviest styles from the past. Join us for a blast from the past and a server experience that’s far out, man!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.