Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pixel Horizon

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

PixelHorizon is a Hermitcraft like Minecraft server experience with our own spin.

We are a community focused SMP for more hardcore players, builders, and technical players.

Our goal is to try to grow a community of skilled and dedicated players to push the limits of what is possible in survival Minecraft.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6824	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Undead SMP

Ability, blocks, Buy, Defeat, Drop, Economy, Harder, Heads, Items, Minecraft, mobs, MobsPowers plugin, MONEY, play with friends, PvE, random people, Sell, Server, Shops, Survival, Towny, Undead SMP, UNDEAD.MC.GG, Vanilla

Welcome to the Undead SMP! This server allows you to play with friends, or random people. Also, this has the MobsPowers plugin which makes mobs harder to defeat but will give you a ability and drop its head. You can also create shops for people to buy stuff off of you for money, and you can sell items or blocks for money aswell. UNDEAD.MC.GG

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Hexacomb: Where we promise not to sting like a Bee, 18+ Only! No honey, just good old vanilla fun!

active community, alt account allowed, Amplified Nether, Apply now, Bee, Bluemap, diamond-based economy, Discord, Exploration, Fun, Good, HermitCraft Inspired, Hexacomb, Honey, in-season stats, music discs, Nullsape, optimization mods, Player and mob head drops, Promise, Seasonal, self-promotion, smp, Staff Team, Sting, Terralith, Vanilla, world download

Hexacomb Season 5 Overview:

Server Features	Description
Fabric-Based Server	Custom tweaks like farmable sand and quick-shattering glass.
Unique Cosmetic Items	Hats, food, and weapon skins inspired by Hermitcraft.
Enhanced Interactions	Armor Stand Editing, Sign Editing, and In-Game Proximity Voice Chat.
Server-Side Music	Customizable music discs for a unique experience.
World Map	Access the BlueMap LIVE World Map in your browser.
Player Economy	Diamond-based economy with no restrictions on trades or purchases.
Community	Active, tight-knit community with a helpful staff team.

FAQs:

How do I join Hexacomb Season 5?

To join Season 5, visit our Discord and follow the steps to apply: https://discord.gg/ApjaXRjNaa.

What is the server’s age requirement?

Hexacomb is an 18+ server, providing a mature environment for adult players.

Are there any restrictions on trades or purchases?

The server operates on a diamond-based economy with no restrictions on trades or purchases.

Is there a limit on alt accounts?

Players are allowed one alt account for more flexibility in gameplay.

How can I access the world map?

You can access the BlueMap LIVE World Map in your browser for a visual representation of the server world.

Is there in-game voice chat available?

Yes, we offer In-Game Proximity Voice Chat for enhanced interactions with other players.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9228
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Isaiah’s Block Party Minecraft Server

abroad, BLOCK, communities, cultural exchange, diaspora, Dispersion, Diversity, expatriates, Germans, Global, global citizenship, International, Isaiah 11:12, Isaiahs, Migration, Minecraft, multicultural, Overseas, Party, Population, Server, SETTLEMENT, transnational, Unity, world

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, fear not, because on our server, Germans are taking over the world! That’s right, we have German players forming communities in every corner of the Minecraft universe. From building giant beer steins to organizing sausage festivals, the Germans on our server know how to have a good time.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles between rival German factions. Will the Bavarians conquer the Berliners? Will the Swabians rise to power? Only time will tell on our wacky German-themed Minecraft server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	1946	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

License To Reproduce Minecraft SMP

abusive parents, approval for having kids, body rights, Certification, child welfare, children, daycare, educational courses, Eugenics, Family Planning, Genes, good genes, income requirements, License, licenses to reproduce, Minecraft, parenting, parenting qualifications, psychological evaluation, reproduce, reproductive rights, smp, teaching children

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where only the most elite parents can join? Look no further! Our server requires all players to pass a psychological evaluation, meet income requirements, and take educational courses before having kids in-game. We don’t want any idiotic, selfish parents ruining the virtual lives of their Minecraft children. Join us and be part of a community that values responsible parenting and eugenics in the virtual world. Your body, your right? Not on this server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	39	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SisCraft: Abandonment Edition

abandonment, anxiety, Boundaries, career, Communication, controlling parents, Decision making, Edition, family, future plans, INDEPENDENCE, Job, mental health, moving out, personal space, relationships, Relocation, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, SisCraft, sister, Support, Therapy

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being tracked and spammed by your sister like in this crazy story? Well, on our server, you can escape all that drama and build your own virtual world without any overbearing siblings following you around!

Join us and experience the freedom of creating your own adventure without anyone telling you what to do. Plus, our server is so awesome that even if your sister tries to log in and read your virtual diary, she won’t find anything because it’s all about fun and games here!

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the night without getting blown up by a creeper. See you there!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CatLoveInMinecraftSMP

Affection, Animals, Bonding, cat, CatLoveInMinecraftSMP, Companionship, cute, emotional connection, Feline, furry friend, Happiness, Heartwarming, love, loyalty, pet owner, pet parent, Pets, purring, realization, special bond, unconditional love

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll find out that your cat loves you when it starts building you a giant statue made entirely out of fish blocks! Yes, that’s right, our server is so magical that even your in-game pets will show their love in the most creative ways possible. So come on, join us and witness the purr-fect love story between you and your feline friends unfold in the most hilarious and unexpected ways!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyImprovements

Confidence, CraftyImprovements, Development, goals, habits, improvement mindset, learning, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, positivity, productivity, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, success, Time management, wellness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs dressed as astronauts while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a giant game of hide and seek where the seekers are giant creepers with party hats?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava? Or maybe you’re in the mood to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Anything is possible on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

OktoberCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, annual event, bavaria, Beer, celebration, crowds, culture, Event, FESTIVAL, Food, germany, high security, Minecraft, Munich, Music, OktoberCraft, oktoberfest, police presence, Safety Measures, Server, tourist attraction, tradition, traditional costumes.

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of Oktoberfest every day! we have beer flowing like a waterfall and security tighter than a pickle jar lid! you’ll feel like you’re in germany, but without the expensive plane ticket! build your own beer garden and party all night with your virtual friends! who needs real life when you can have this kind of fun in minecraft?! come join us now and let the good times roll! prost! 🍻🎉

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SpyCraft: Mexi-Russo Hub

#covert operations, cia, cold war, Diplomacy, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, Hub, intelligence, intelligence agencies, international relations, KGB, mexico, MexiRusso, Politics, russia, SECURITY, soviet union, Spycraft, Spying, Surveillance, united states

so like, picture this: russia and mexico team up to spy on the u.s. but in minecraft! you can be a spy for russia or mexico and try to outsmart the americans. there are secret missions, hidden bases, and even a taco truck that serves as a front for the spy operation. plus, there’s a giant statue of putin riding a llama because why not? join now and be part of the most ridiculous spy game ever!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NORRSMC

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Spanish Survival Community Friends Multiplayer PVP Creative Economy Roleplay Minigames Adventure Exploration Building Plugins Quests Factions Skyblock Parkour Redstone Farming, Survival, Vanilla

Spanish speaking server – NORRS Community

-Survival with house protection

-Free ranks and kits

-Make friends!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Conquest of Hunterra: Where even the creepers roleplay and ask for permission to explode. Whitelist required!

Adventure, apply, Armors, Community, Conquest, CREEPERS, Discord, explode, Exploration, Fabric, Farmer, Fresh, GEMSTONES, Hunterra, Immersive, knight, launcher, Lord, Medieval, Modded, Modpack, modrinth, Permission, required, Roleplay, RPG, Settlements, weapons, Whitelist

Conquest of Hunterra Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
	Maintain a balanced diet for in-game benefits and adapt to changing seasons that affect crops and the environment.
	Level up your character and face challenging foes as you unlock custom armors, weapons, and powerful gemstones.
Modded World Generation & 12,000 New Blocks	Explore a beautifully crafted world with Conquest Reforged and endless building possibilities.
Build Self-Governing Settlements	Find like-minded players to create and govern your own settlements. Choose your path to lordship based on your accomplishments and specializations.

Apply now and experience a medieval adventure like no other!

Modpack: Conquest of Hunterra Modpack

Discord: Conquest of Hunterra Discord

FAQ

Q: When did the server launch?

A: The server launched fresh on July 19th, 2024.

Q: What version is the server on?

A: The server is available on Fabric 1.20.1.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: We recommend using the Modrinth launcher to join us.

Q: What is the main focus of the server?

A: The server offers a fully-fledged medieval RPG experience with unique features to immerse players in a historical adventure.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Void Armor Forged:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Let’s Smile Minecraft Server

beam, BEAMING, Bright, cheerful, CONTENT, delighted, Grin, Happiness, Happy, joy, Laughter, Let’s Smile, Lets, Minecraft, Optimistic, positive vibes, positivity, Server, share happiness, Smile, smiling, spread joy, uplifted

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits from DJ Villager! Don’t worry, they promise not to explode…maybe.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even Herobrine himself would break a sweat! Just watch out for the flying pigs that will try to knock you off course.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s smile together as we create unforgettable memories in the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SMP Minecraft Salvation Can Be Yours

Blessed, Children of God, clean in heart, comforted, everlasting life, God’s love, hunger and thirst, inherit the land, John 3:16, kingdom of heaven, Luke 5:32, Matthew 7:13-14, Meek, mercy, Minecraft, mourn, narrow way, Peacemakers, persecuted, poor in spirit, repentance, Righteousness, salvation, see God, smp, strait gate

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is so epic that even the Bible is dropping some sick verses about it. We’ve got a crazy gate system that will lead you to either destruction or eternal life – talk about high stakes Minecraft!

Join us and experience the blessed life of a Minecraft player. If you’re poor in spirit, mourning, meek, hungry for righteousness, merciful, clean in heart, a peacemaker, or persecuted for righteousness, this is the server for you! And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of God’s love to go around – just like diamonds in a mineshaft.

So come on and join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and maybe even repenting for your Minecraft sins. Who knew virtual block-building could be so spiritually enlightening? Can I get an amen? 🙌🏼🔥

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Star Shards Collected:	75	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Towns Built:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SisCraftOFShame

Argument, bimbo fetish, Birthday, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, hypersexual, Jealousy, MONEY, morality, Mother, onlyfans, plastic surgery, PRUDES, relationships, Self Respect, SisCraftOFShame, sister, UNCOMFORTABLE, Weirdo

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s OnlyFans content? Look no further! Our server is filled with more drama and outrageousness than a family argument over plastic surgery and bimbo fetishes.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where everyone is either a hypersexual weirdo or a prude who can’t handle a joke. Build your own plastic sex doll empire or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold as family members fight over morality and self-respect.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to escape reality and dive into a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sister’s questionable career choices). Join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of this dysfunctional family).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!