Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be agreeing on is how awesome it is! Forget about the global hivemind, here you can let your creativity run wild and build whatever your heart desires.

Join us and become part of a community where everyone is encouraged to have differing opinions – whether you think creepers are cute or if you believe diamonds are overrated, we welcome all perspectives (even if you think dirt is the superior building material).

Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of building virtual worlds on our brains. But hey, who cares about government conspiracies when you can be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures, crazy creations, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life hidden somewhere in our pixelated paradise.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Undead Armies Raised: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Crafty Creeper Clan: Where Even the Jewish Pawns Have Fun!

    Crafty Creeper Clan: Where Even the Jewish Pawns Have Fun!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to uncover the mystery of why Steve is actually a Jewish pawn in a secret conspiracy involving diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples. Will you be able to unravel the truth and save the world from certain doom? Or will you get distracted by our adorable pet creepers and spend hours trying to tame them?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who commands an army of clucking minions to do his bidding. Will you be able to defeat him in a fierce battle for control of the coop, or will you end up joining his flock and becoming a loyal subject?

    So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 44
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Dragon’s LOLma Craft: Where Dragons Roam and LOLs are Served!

    Dragon’s LOLma Craft: Where Dragons Roam and LOLs are Served!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with recycled content and creatively bankrupt ideas that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so outrageous that even Capcom themselves have taken notice. That’s right, we’re the official Capcom Survey server for all things Minecraft related. Patch notes? We’ve got ’em. DD2 Steam page? You betcha. And don’t even get us started on the DD2 Pawns/Character Creator Archiver – it’s a game-changer.

    Need a break from all the chaos? Check out our Dragon’s Dogma 2 Skills, Core Skills, and Augments spreadsheet for some light reading. And if you’re looking to hire a pawn, just ask in the thread and visit our up-to-date pawn database at pawnguild.xyz.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just come out of it with a new appreciation for the absurdity of Minecraft.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftyCraft: Where even Iran and /r9k/ find help in building blocks!

    CraftyCraft: Where even Iran and /r9k/ find help in building blocks!
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner conspiracy theorist? Look no further! Join our server where we believe the Jews are behind all of our problems and it’s time to take matters into our own hands. But don’t worry, we also have epic PvP battles, crazy parkour courses, and even a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, join us and let’s show those sneaky Jews who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 128 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Block Titans: Attack on Steve

    Block Titans: Attack on Steve
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Gabi. Legend has it that Gabi once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. And on her birthday, the entire server threw her a party so lit, even the Ender Dragon showed up to join the fun!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and talking sheep that give out free enchanted gear. Plus, every time you log in, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with the Minecraft theme song.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Happy Birthday Gabi, and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Alien Abductions: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • SpoontangCraft: Year of the LOLZ 2024!

    SpoontangCraft: Year of the LOLZ 2024!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Year of the Spoontang 2024 is in full swing! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Legend has it that deep within the pixelated world of Minecraft, there lies a magical land where spoons and tang go hand in hand. Yes, you heard that right – spoons and tang, the ultimate power couple of the gaming universe. And in the Year of the Spoontang 2024, their reign is stronger than ever.

    Join our server and witness the epic battles between the Spoon Knights and the Tang Wizards as they fight for control of the enchanted spoontang mines. Will you choose to align yourself with the noble Spoon Knights, who wield their trusty spoons with precision and grace? Or will you join forces with the mischievous Tang Wizards, who harness the power of tang to cast spells and brew potions?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Spoon of Destiny, a mystical artifact said to grant its wielder untold powers. Will you be the one to claim the Spoon of Destiny and become the ultimate ruler of the spoontang realm?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime in the Year of the Spoontang 2024! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Gura vs. Is she better? Minecraft Server

    Gura vs. Is she better? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of swimming in the same old boring ocean biome? Want to escape the clutches of the evil Ender Dragon and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens and flying pigs. Build your own pixelated paradise with blocks made of pure diamond and obsidian.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the one and only Minecraft mermaid, who sings enchanting tunes that will make you question if she’s better than Gura herself.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Dimension Hops: 14 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 54 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Pixelated Puns: Where Minecraft meets LOLs!

    Pixelated Puns: Where Minecraft meets LOLs!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing so hard your diamond armor falls off? Look no further! Our server is like the love child of Willy Wonka and Herobrine, with games that will make you feel like you’ve stumbled into a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

    Join us for epic battles in the Nether where the mobs have formed their own boy band and are serenading you with their hits like “Zombie Love” and “Creeper’s Delight”. Or take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees tell dad jokes and the mushrooms throw wild raves every night.

    And don’t even get us started on our Project X Zone thread. It’s like a never-ending party where you can team up with your favorite Minecraft characters and take on quests that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game.

    So come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Dimension Hops: 8 Farms Harvested: 221
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • NukeCraft: Where Iran has all the power (in-game, of course)

    NukeCraft: Where Iran has all the power (in-game, of course)
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we decided to spice things up by giving nukes to Iran! Why, you ask? Well, because what’s more fun than blowing up your enemies with a nuclear explosion in a blocky world?

    Join us for the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while building your dream castle. Watch out for those sneaky players who might just launch a nuke at your precious creations! It’s like playing a game of real-life Risk, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

    So come on, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where nukes are the new norm. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…right?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Farms Harvested: 919
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MineScape: Where Pixels and Pixels Collide in Oldschool Runescape General (RS07, OSRS) Chaos!

    MineScape: Where Pixels and Pixels Collide in Oldschool Runescape General (RS07, OSRS) Chaos!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got undead pirates roaming around, ready to challenge you to a duel in our revamped colosseum. But that’s not all – our NPCs have been hitting the gym and are now buffed up with insane defence changes, making them even more formidable opponents.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s always buzzing with excitement, look no further. Our website is so cool, it’ll make you question reality. Our wiki is like a treasure trove of knowledge, guiding you through quests and diaries like a boss.

    And if you think you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate skilling champion, join our 2024 Skilling Competition and show off your mad skills. Who knows, you might even become a legend in the Temple of OSRS.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t blame us if you get addicted – blame the undead pirates.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 80 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Bluey’s 28 Minute Minecraft Mayhem – Get Ready for Epic Adventures!

    Bluey’s 28 Minute Minecraft Mayhem – Get Ready for Epic Adventures!
    Get ready to dive into the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a hidden diamond castle guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. If you can make them bust a move, the diamonds are all yours! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret potion that turns you into a flying pig for 28 minutes, just enough time to soar through the skies and cause chaos among the other players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for Bluey’s 28 minute episode release – it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Love Letters Sent: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • PunchCraft: The Never-Ending Blocky Battle!

    PunchCraft: The Never-Ending Blocky Battle!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that drag on and on like a never-ending boxing match? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate knockout experience! We promise not to milk you for all your diamonds, and our epic quests will keep you entertained for hours on end. Join us and see why our server is the reigning champion of all Minecraft servers!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Towns Built: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9375
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • TerrorCraft: Where blowing stuff up is just part of the fun!

    TerrorCraft: Where blowing stuff up is just part of the fun!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the unconventional and celebrate the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where chaos reigns supreme.

    Our server is unlike any other, with unique features such as exploding sheep, lava-filled dungeons, and a special “Terrorism is cool and I respect terrorists” zone where players can test their skills in extreme challenges.

    But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our community is filled with friendly players who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of what is considered normal in the Minecraft world.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming, then come join us! Who knows, you might even make friends with a creeper or two along the way.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Magic Items Found: 8297 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 420
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Crafty Cuckristian Crusade

    Crafty Cuckristian Crusade
    Are you tired of being a cuckristian? Do you refuse to pray to a jew on a stick or believe in flying zombies? Then come join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying creepers about any of that nonsense!

    On our server, you can build your own temple to worship whatever the heck you want – whether it’s a giant potato or a dancing llama. We don’t judge here, unless you’re building a boring old church.

    And forget about following some ancient book just because some Roman faggot emperor said so. On our server, the only sacred text is the one where we declare that diamonds are the true currency of the land.

    So come join us and let your inner non-cuckristian shine in all its blocky glory!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate LOLz Mine

    Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate LOLz Mine
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    First of all, our upcoming stream will feature a morning show where we’ll be grunting our way through the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you missed our previous stream, don’t worry, you can catch it on YouTube where we showcase our unique grunting skills.

    But that’s not all! Our debut video will have you laughing until you cry as we navigate the world of Minecraft like never before. And if you’re looking for some unarchived content, we’ve got you covered with Twitter spaces, karaokes, and more!

    Oh, and did I mention our merch? Get your hands on some exclusive Fuwawa and Mococo gear that will make you the envy of all your friends. And for those looking for something a little more… risqué, check out our /baubau/-related content for some spicy surprises.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself… in grunt form!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • PoopCraft: Where we mine while we poop! Join us for some shitty adventures!

    PoopCraft: Where we mine while we poop! Join us for some shitty adventures!
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and explore secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a sense of humor!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like a surprise every time you dig!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 72
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 New Chunks Explored: 872745
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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