Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – laser-eyed llamas! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja chickens who will protect you from any creepers that come your way?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players, all while being serenaded by a chorus of singing sheep. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Gods Slained: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

    Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice
    Welcome to Bloom SMP
    IP play.bloomsmp.net
    Joinable on versions 1.9 – 1.21
    Features
    Anti Griefing
    Cross Play
    A welcoming community
    An active Discord
    A friendly staff team
    Regular events

    Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

    Website: https://bloomsmp.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

    FAQ

    1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

    Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

    2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

    Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

    3. How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

    4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

    Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

    5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

    Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • >Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

    >Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • BlockPartyDrama

    BlockPartyDrama
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

    Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

    But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

    So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 246 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

    CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • MineTop5CatList

    MineTop5CatList
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

    Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 218
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

    KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition
    LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Inner Voice Volume Boost

    Inner Voice Volume Boost
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

    we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.

    oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.

    so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 289

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • RandomMC

    RandomMC

    Welcome to RandomMC! Join us for endless fun and adventure. With updates being made every month, dungeons and custom items constantly being added! Grab your friends and start your journey today! IP: play.randommc.net

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Love Letters Sent: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • 💎 15+ Java 1.21 Perfectum SMP: Where Villagers Rule & Diamonds are forever

    💎 15+ Java 1.21 Perfectum SMP: Where Villagers Rule & Diamonds are forever

    Perfectum SMP Overview

    Server Type Semi-vanilla
    Age Requirement 15+
    Application Process Strict yet reasonable
    Plugins Selected to enhance performance and reduce lag
    Unique Features Dedicated team of moderators, optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration

    FAQ

    Q: What is the age requirement for joining the Perfectum SMP?

    A: The server is designed for players aged 15 and above.

    Q: How does the application process work?

    A: The application process is strict yet reasonable. You can expect a response within a week.

    Q: What kind of plugins are used on the server?

    A: Plugins are selected to enhance performance, reduce lag, and maintain a semi-vanilla gameplay experience.

    Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

    A: The server offers a dedicated team of moderators, an optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, and BlueMap integration.

    Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

    A: You can begin your adventure by joining the Discord server and visiting the server website.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 275

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Hell Sex Minecraft Server

    Hell Sex Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with endless possibilities!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and exploring mysterious dungeons.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be a gateway to hell, where you can finally have some sexy time with demons and monsters. Who needs Tinder when you have our Minecraft server, am I right?

    So come on in and let your wildest fantasies come to life in a world where anything is possible. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things might get a little hot and steamy in hell!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • /Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Slayer Squad

    /Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Slayer Squad
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you defeat him and claim the riches for yourself?

    2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank players by exploding randomly. Can you outsmart the mischievous ghost and survive its explosive antics?

    3. We have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Explore this sugary world and see if you can find the legendary Candy Diamond Sword!

    4. Our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows players with the most epic builds to enter. Show off your building skills and gain access to exclusive areas filled with rare resources.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BridalDramaCraft Minecraft Server

    BridalDramaCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make you question your role as a player!

    Become the Maid of Honor in our Minecraft wedding-themed server and experience the logistical nightmare of finding the perfect date for the big day. Will you choose Friday with terrible traffic and extra expenses, or Sunday with conflicting advice from other bridesmaids? The choice is yours, but be prepared for drama and chaos along the way.

    Try on bridesmaid dresses in-game and watch as your friends spiral out of control over color selections. Will you offend your fellow players with your fashion choices, or will you navigate the drama with grace and style?

    Join us for a dinner party in Minecraft where even the shoes you choose can spark conflict among your friends. Stick to what you love or listen to the advice of others, but be prepared for the consequences either way.

    So, are you ready to take on the role of Maid of Honor in our outrageous Minecraft server? Apologize for your mistakes, navigate the drama, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wedding madness. Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Animals Bred: 199
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • FastingFrenzyCraft

    FastingFrenzyCraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some high school band drama like you’ve never seen before!

    Experience the thrill of passing out at football games, fasting controversies, and epic Snapchat battles. Will you stand up for what’s right like our hero, or will you be like Alex and cause chaos wherever you go?

    Join now for a chance to be the star of your own high school drama in the world of Minecraft! Who needs regular gameplay when you can have all this excitement?

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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