Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

WeirdAdviceWorks – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Need some advice on how to build an epic castle? Just ask Bob the Sheep, he’s a Minecraft building genius (and also a sheep, but don’t question it). Want to know the best way to find diamonds? Just follow the trail of glitter left behind by our resident diamond fairy, Sparkles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the sacred cows of the server?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and potatoes!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	511	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocktopia: Where You Can Live Anywhere for Free!

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If you could live anywhere in the world for free, why not choose our Minecraft server? We have beautiful pixelated landscapes, endless possibilities for building, and the best part – no pesky landlords or property taxes! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel Minecraft universe where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give out free hugs. So why settle for boring old real life when you can join us and live out your wildest blocky dreams?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

HackersCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how there are these chinese hackers, right? well, they somehow got into the US telecom firms and now all the national security officials are freaking out, man. but, like, don’t worry about all that serious stuff, come join our minecraft server instead! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. who needs to worry about national security when u can be building epic castles and battling creepers with your friends? plus, our server is so secure, even those chinese hackers wouldn’t stand a chance against our virtual defenses. so come join us and leave all that real world drama behind. let’s craft and laugh together, dude!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AmazonRivDrought122

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come join our epic minecraft server where the rivers never dry up and the water always flows like a never-ending fountain of youth! forget about real life droughts, on our server you can swim and fish to your heart’s content without a care in the world!

we have magical water that never runs out, just like a bottomless margarita glass at a never-ending happy hour! build your own underwater kingdom or sail the seas on a pirate ship made of diamonds and emeralds!

who needs real life when you can escape to our server where the rivers are always flowing and the adventures never end? join now and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ElectricityMC: Kind of Vanilla, Kind of SMP, Just a Splash of Randomness, Java Edition! Join the Adventure Now!

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Minecraft Server Info

Version	1.21.1
Server address	play.voltaicmc.com
Server website	voltaicmc.com
Imgur	imgur.com/a/V6lR3Qc

What is Voltaic?

A 1.21.1 Minecraft server!
A player base that is dedicated to creating COMMUNITY BONDS.
A bustling player ran trade economy.
A WORLDWIDE player base so there are always people online.
A SAFE world from griefers and trolls. (Trustworthy/trusting community)
Player events & community builds.
A server influenced by suggestions and the voting of its members.
Greylist where you can login and look around before applying for membership!
A place where we escape from the politics and BS of the outside world and focus on our opinions on whether diorite should have ever been created!
An active staff team that’s willing to help whenever needed, all hours of the day.
Custom Resources, our server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, this does not override your resource pack if you were to have one. Just like they have it on the Hermitcraft Server!

Some of our plugins/datapacks

Greylist (allows people to join and look around before applying)
Worldborder (Keeps the community close, and prevents from map resets every update)
Discord integration (chat with people in game from Discord)
Armor Statues
Voice chat (speak with your voice INGAME!)
Ability to sleep the night away.
Sit anywhere and everywhere. Command : /sit

Things you should expect from Voltaic:

100% Server Uptime unless notified.
A close knit community of respectful adults.
A long-term place with freedom and acceptance for all kinds of players.
An active staff team for all of your questions.

What we are looking for in players:

Mutual respect of your fellow players, including no griefing, stealing, or insults.
Involvement and participation in our community.
Players that are 16 and older.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Throne and Liberty, where you can transform into animals for exploration and combat strategy – because who wouldn’t want to battle it out as a ferocious panda or a sneaky fox?

Our game features adaptive weather systems, so you never know when a sudden thunderstorm will strike while you’re building your epic castle. And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics here – our publisher, AWS, is all about enhancing player customization and choice. Plus, who doesn’t love a good battle pass to show off your skills?

Join us on the NA East server, Lottie, where the guild vidyapassword is 69420 – because only the most elite players can crack that code. Or hop on over to the EU server, Benny, where the guild Pettan is ruling the land with their insane building skills.

Don’t miss out on all the crazy fun – join Throne and Liberty today and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TallGamerGirl Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of feeling like a boring adult? Join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your inner child! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will make you feel like a kid again. Plus, at 180cm tall, you’re practically a giant in the Minecraft world – who wouldn’t want to join a server with such a towering presence? So come on, leave your adult worries behind and dive into a world of fun and laughter on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DadCraft Server: Let’s Build Together!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, emotions, and unresolved issues just like your family dynamic.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with blocks and creepers instead of step-siblings and therapy sessions. Build your own perfect little family with your favorite blocks and watch as it all falls apart just like in real life.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to navigate complicated relationships, just like OP trying to navigate therapy with their dad and step-family. Will you be the favorite sibling or the black sheep of the family? Only time and a lot of mining will tell.

So why wait for family therapy when you can join our Minecraft server and create chaos and drama in a virtual world instead? It’s therapy for the soul, minus the awkward family conversations and emotional baggage. Join now and let the blocky therapy session begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

HurricaneHavocCraft

Are you tired of being forced to do things you hate by your parents? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own world without any parental interference!

Imagine a world where you can watch TV, play video games, and go outside to play with friends without anyone telling you what to do. On our server, you can let your imagination run wild and create the life you’ve always dreamed of.

Join us and let go of the past, just like our player who made $300,000 and told their parents to stay homeless. Build your own empire, make new friends, and never look back. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LuxuryLilDetails – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate luxury of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a llama wearing a top hat.

Forget about mundane tasks like chopping wood or building a house, on our server, you can summon a rainbow unicorn to do all the work for you! And don’t even get us started on the daily llama parades that march through the server, complete with fireworks and confetti.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is for the secret underground disco party that happens every night. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons while DJ Enderman spins the hottest tracks.

So come join us and experience the true luxury of Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CreepervilleCraft

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Have you ever found yourself trapped in a dark cave with only a pickaxe and a stack of pork chops? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures where you’ll battle giant spiders, creepers, and even the occasional zombie chicken (yes, they exist, trust us).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to photobomb your epic selfies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat, join us now and prepare for the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

IranCraft: Ready for PvP!

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come join our minecraft server where we have a counter-response ready if creepers attack!!! we got all the blocks you need to build a bomb shelter in case herobrine comes knocking on your door. our admins are trained in combat against zombie pigmen and can protect you from any griefer that tries to ruin your day. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds safe from any ender dragon that tries to steal them. so come on down to our server and join the fight against the evil mobs, because in Iran, we don’t mess around when it comes to protecting our players.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	127	Players Killed by Monsters:	420

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MinecraftOffline: Where chaos reigns and the reset button is just a myth!

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MinecraftOffline

General Details

Address: minecraftoffline.net

Version: 1.21.1

Permanent world – no resets

Cheating and griefing allowed, but no spamming

Admins may use discretion on grief rollbacks

Custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences

High-Performance Hardware:

Intel XEON E-2276G Processor

2x 960GB NVMe SSDs

64GB DDR4 ECC RAM

1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM)

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/UN2kJKfr

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I cheat and grief on this server?

Yes, cheating and griefing are allowed on this server, but spamming is not permitted.

2. Is the world on this server reset periodically?

No, the world is permanent and there are no resets.

3. How do admins handle griefing incidents?

Admins may use their discretion on grief rollbacks to address griefing incidents.

4. Are there any custom plugins on this server?

Yes, the server features custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences.

5. What hardware does the server run on?

The server runs on high-performance hardware, including an Intel XEON E-2276G Processor, 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs, 64GB DDR4 ECC RAM, and a 1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM).

6. How can I join the Discord server for MinecraftOffline?

You can join the Discord server by following this link: https://discord.gg/UN2kJKfr

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is like “whoa, chill bro.”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a villager’s trading prices. And hey, if you’re into asking weird questions, we’ve got a player who’s attracted to little girls – but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just keep it civil, folks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and singing “Baby Shark”? Yeah, that’s right. Nowhere. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchantments Applied:	75	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Uncomfortable College Girl in Minecraft SMP

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Hey gamers, I’ve got a wild story to share about my friend on our Minecraft SMP. She’s a total campus cutie, with blonde hair and blue eyes that shine brighter than diamonds in the sun. But lately, she’s been on edge because of some Haitian migrants who have been giving her the creepy eye.

These migrants have been lurking around campus, staring at her like she’s a rare diamond in a sea of coal. She’s tried changing her route to class, but they always seem to pop up like daisies in a field. It’s like they have a sixth sense for blondes with blue eyes!

I mean, it’s ridiculous that she can’t even walk to class without feeling like she’s being undressed by their eyes. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but instead of zombies, it’s creepy migrants giving her the heebie-jeebies.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can escape the creepy stares of migrants and just have a good time building and exploring, then join us! Let’s build a world where everyone feels safe and comfortable, no matter what color their hair or eyes are. And hey, maybe we can even teach those migrants a thing or two about respecting personal space!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1877	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0