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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 7155 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
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