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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 3857 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Star Shards Collected: | 159 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 219 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
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