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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9482 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7814 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
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