Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

Despair, hate, Invisibility, Loneliness, Minecraft, rejection, self compassion, self esteem, self hate, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-doubt, self-perception, smp, social media, unlovable

Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Animals Bred:	26	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

aita, artwork, ass, BdayArtGate, Birthday, canvas, CraftyGFs, creepy, Girlfriend, homemade artwork, Intimacy, Jerk, Legs, Nude, paint, Print, refusing, tiktok, UNCOMFORTABLE, ungrateful, Unique, unusual habits

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3215
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MineTimeMachine

Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8471
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

alcohol consumption, alcohol exposure, animal studies, bad, Birth, birth defects, booze, brain defects, Conception, Dads, developmental disorders, face, facial defects, Father, genetic mutations, genetics, Mice, Mouse, neurodevelopmental disorders, Offspring, parental health, paternal influence, prenatal exposure, reproductive health, teratogenic effects

lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	967022
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	180
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CousinClash Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NoKidzLeftBehindMC

Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, Fairness, family dynamics, household duties, NoKidzLeftBehindMC, parenting, partner, primary breadwinner, Resentment, REST, school drop off, sick leave, Stress Management, Support, Time management, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9977
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	8501

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP

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Oh, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

YankeeDoodleDont

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Our server is so wacky that even non-Americans who have been to the US would be shocked by the craziness. From building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding llamas through a pixelated Grand Canyon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, haunted forests where the trees play pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a hidden village of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Buildings Constructed:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

Conflict, cooperation, CounterTerrorism, covert support, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military push, Minecraft, political backing, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Support, US officials

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off creepers like US officials backing Israel against Hezbollah! we got crazy battles, explosions, and drama like you’ve never seen before! join now for a wild ride and show those creepers who’s boss!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
New Chunks Explored:	394088	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyMissileWars

Conflict, CraftyMissileWars, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, nuclear weapons, potential attack, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warning, White House

Yo, forget about all that drama, come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead! Why worry about real world conflicts when you can be building awesome structures and battling creepers with your friends?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging virtual missiles while mining for diamonds. Who needs the White House when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to world peace within our pixelated world.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magic Items Found:	1901	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Pixel Fish Disco Party

ALAN, Animal Behavior, artificial light at night, Behavioural effects, circadian rhythms, Danio rerio, disco, ecological disruption, environmental impacts, Fish, genetic expression, light pollution, Light Spectrum, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, Party, PIXEL, reproductive patterns, sleep disturbances, spectral compositions, transgenerational effects, urbanization, wildlife conservation, Zebrafish

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the fish are super into partying? well, do we have the server for you! come join us and witness the behavioural and transgenerational effects of artificial light at night on zebrafish.

our fish are like, totally into different colors of light and it’s wild, man. they’ll swim around all crazy and do flips and stuff. it’s like a rave, but underwater. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these fish getting down to the beat of the night.

plus, there’s a rumor going around that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate fish whisperer. imagine being able to communicate with fish and have them do your bidding. it’s like having your own army of aquatic minions.

so come on down to our server and see the magic of artificial light at night in action. who knows, you might just become the next fish king. or queen. we’re all about equality here. just watch out for the glow-in-the-dark jellyfish, they can be a bit clingy.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2