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Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AutisticBrushlessCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PixelatedLoveFlaws

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Star Shards Collected:	163

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RedLineRuckusMC

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so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocky Justice System

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	32
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	3077
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Alien Abductions:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NightOwl Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

StepSisPlaySupport

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values family unity and sibling support? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to show love and support to all their siblings, whether they’re bio or step!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, where you can prove to your virtual siblings that you’re there for them no matter what. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new favorite sibling to show off your building skills to!

So come on, join us and show that you’re not just a block builder, but also a family supporter extraordinaire! And remember, on our server, all siblings are equally important, no favoritism allowed!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional love of pineapple on pizza? Do you find yourself perplexed by society’s aversion to wearing socks with sandals? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and weird! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as we build a world where pineapple pizza is the norm and socks with sandals are the height of fashion. Embrace your inner oddball and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PixelPleasureCraft 🤪🔥👾

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your virtual adventures! Join us if you want to experience a sex life in emojis – from the eggplant to the peach, we’ve got it all! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are blushing! So come on over and let’s emoji-fy your Minecraft experience like never before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6