welcome to Pirates of the Dead!
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| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us and experience a world where you can build your dream mansion without worrying about blowing all your savings on fancy hotels and business class flights. Our server is a safe haven for responsible spenders and savvy savers alike.
Don’t let your hard-earned diamonds go to waste on someone else’s lavish lifestyle – join us and build your empire without the guilt of funding someone else’s Monopoly money habits.
So come on, join our server and leave the real world financial woes behind. Who needs a bartending job in Brazil when you can mine for diamonds and live like a Minecraft celebrity? Let’s build together and leave the irresponsible spending in the past!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 90 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
we got a secret underground lair where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but u gotta solve a riddle to get in. and once u do, u better watch ur back cuz there’s a dragon guarding the treasure.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet llama that can spit fireballs? yeah, he’s pretty lit.
so, if u wanna join dis wild ride of a server, just remember: every stranger is a window to new opportunities. and also, bring snacks cuz u gonna be playing for hours. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant elephant who remembers that one time you gave it a virtual peanut five years ago. talk about loyalty, amirite?
our elephants have crazy good memory, they’ll remember every block you’ve placed and every mob you’ve slain. they’ll even remember your username and greet you with a trumpet every time you log on.
join now for the most unforgettable minecraft experience of your life. who needs friends when you have elephants who remember you better than your own mom? 🤣🤣🤣
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us for a chance to compete in epic building challenges while serving looks that will have everyone gagging. Who needs immunity when you have a diamond-studded crown on your head?
But beware, the competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer. Will you be able to outbuild your opponents and sashay your way to victory? Only time will tell on this fabulous Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 108 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a group of creepers crash your party and challenge you to a dance-off. If you can out-dance them, you’ll win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the most epic raves in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing to dubstep while wearing a diamond helmet.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out these insane adventures on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9519 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
our server is, like, the ultimate place to be if you wanna be a super fit mama and have a healthy baby. we got all the crazy challenges and mini-games that will have you running, jumping, and sweating like never before. plus, our virtual environment is, like, so clean and fresh that it will make your real-life air seem like a polluted dumpster in comparison.
so, like, forget about boring old exercise classes and join us on our minecraft server for the ultimate workout and baby health benefits. your future child will thank you for it, trust us. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start your journey to a healthier, asthma-free baby!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us on our server and experience a world where the Manga industry in Japan is thriving like never before! Forget about digital subscriptions, we’ve got physical Manga flying off the shelves left and right. You’ll be surrounded by all the latest and greatest Manga series, making every day feel like a trip to a Manga paradise.
But that’s not all! Ever wondered what happens to anime when print dies? Well, on our server, anime comes to life in the most unexpected ways. You’ll see your favorite characters jumping out of the pages and into the Minecraft world, ready to join you on all your adventures.
So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where Manga reigns supreme and anime is more real than ever before. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Imagine building your own house next to Naruto, going on adventures with Luffy from One Piece, or even having a tea party with Sailor Moon. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where anything can happen.
But be warned, not everything is as it seems. Rumor has it that there is a secret underground society of evil villains plotting to take over the server and only the bravest players can stop them. Will you be the hero we need?
So if you’re ready to dive into a world of anime madness and crazy adventures, then join our SMP today! Who needs the real world when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in Minecraft?
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
