come join our epic minecraft server where we have pirates from the philippines and china fighting with bladed weapons in the south china sea! it’s like a real-life pirate battle but in minecraft! sail the high seas, plunder treasure, and engage in epic sword fights with players from all over the world! who will emerge victorious in this crazy showdown? join now to find out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
Dimension Hops: 10 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
Potions Brewed: 31 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!

    GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!
    Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.

    On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!

    But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3126 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile

    CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

    Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

    RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

    Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

    Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • 4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

    4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Villages Defended: 16 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 187
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

    Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 84 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 97 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

    KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

    And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 172 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Pixelated Pandemonium

    Pixelated Pandemonium

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1194 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 79 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

    Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Chimeras Created: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

    McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

    Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

    Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Animals Bred: 156 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!

    KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where we embrace all things wacky and wild! Are you tired of boring old Korea and wish you were a fierce Mongolian warrior instead? Well, this is the server for you!

    Join us for epic battles against Japanese invaders in the south and Mongolian conquerors in the north. Embrace your inner Mongolian and ride into battle on a virtual horse, wielding a pixelated sword with pride.

    Forget about Korea, it doesn’t even deserve to exist in our Minecraft world. So come on, join us and let’s conquer, build, and laugh together in this crazy alternate reality. Who needs Korea when you can be a Mongolian master on our server?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs

    Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs
    Join our Minecraft server today and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Who is Neuro-sama, you ask? Well, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to learn how to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal upgraded Neuro-sama with a language model, TTS software, and even a VTube Studio model. Now, she can interact with her chat as a VTuber, entertaining them with responses, unhinged rants, singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. It’s a wild ride, folks!

    But that’s not all! Check out our schedule for all the crazy events happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for even more AI shenanigans.

    Need some educational AI content? We got you covered with helpful videos and resources. Want to learn how to make an AI like Neuro-sama? Check out this link. And if you’re really serious about AI, dive into these resources.

    Don’t miss out on our exclusive merch featuring Neuro-sama at uwumarket.us. And be sure to explore our related/friend threads like /vt//lig/ and /vt//waifu/. Lia from Phase Connect approves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama firsthand. It’s a virtual adventure like no other!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!

    TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as legendary as Toby Fox himself? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, I was chilling in Various Places, minding my own business, when suddenly I saw Toby Fox in all his glory. He was talking about the Earthbound Halloween Hack and dropping hints about the elusive Deltarune Chapter 3. And you know what he said? “It’ll be out when it’s out.” That’s some serious dedication right there.

    But wait, it gets even better. Temmie Chang was there too, the one and only Temmie Chang. Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true. So if you want to be part of a server that’s endorsed by the gods of indie gaming, then look no further. Join us and experience the greatness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret Easter eggs that’ll blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 146 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Star Shards Collected: 210
    Alien Abductions: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’

    LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.

    But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Zombie Dances: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

    Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

    Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

    Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

    Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

    Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

    But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

    So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments

    CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.

    So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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