Bluey’s 9000+ Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!

Are you tired of boring old servers that are stuck in the Stone Age? Well, look no further because our server is over 9000! That’s right, we’ve cranked up the fun to maximum levels and you won’t believe what you’ll find here.

Join us and embark on crazy adventures with our wacky community of players. Build giant rainbow unicorns that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or create floating castles made of cotton candy. The possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and gold. Just be sure to bring some ghost repellent, you never know when he might pull a prank on you!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, it’s Surpriseingly awesome!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyBots LOLapalooza

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our AI jeets (yes, you read that right) are constantly creating mind-blowing new adventures for you to embark on. Who needs human game developers when you have AI jeets paving the way to the future of gaming? – Our server is so advanced that you might just forget you’re playing Minecraft and think you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension of gaming. It’s that mind-blowing! – The possibilities are endless on our server. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Easy peasy. Want to tame a dragon and fly off into the sunset? You got it. – Did we mention that our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about? Get ready to dance your blocky little heart out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

YuriCraft: Where /v/ Meets Minecraft!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic yuri adventures waiting for you! 🌈💖

Join us if you want to experience a world where creepers fall in love with endermen and zombies have romantic picnics with skeletons. Our server is a paradise for all yuri enthusiasts who want to see love bloom in the most unexpected places.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can tame it. Rumor has it that whoever rides the Diamond Unicorn will be blessed with infinite diamonds and eternal happiness.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a yuri-filled, diamond-studded adventure like no other! 🦄💎💕

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	221	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Crops Grown:	5987	Mineshafts Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Goyslop Gaming: Where Procrastination meets Minecraft Madness!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the finest goyslop cuisine while procrastinating from all your responsibilities!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle against zombie pigmen and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a taste for goyslop. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the title of Goyslop King?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and of course, plenty of goyslop!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Emeralds Found:	8764
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Basement Dweller’s Block Party: Where Virgins Unite!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn losers into winners!

Are you tired of being a virgin loser in your mom’s basement? Well, it’s time to join our server and turn your life around!

On our server, we believe in tough love. That’s right, you need to suffer if you want to achieve your life goals. But don’t worry, we’ll be there every step of the way to help you become the best version of yourself!

Join our server and start grinding towards success. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend along the way!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to your loser status!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	702	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blocky Banter Club: Where Superiority Reigns

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to experience the ultimate superiority on a Minecraft server like never before? Well, look no further because this server is the real deal!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of zombie chickens come charging at you. But fear not, because on this server, you have the power to summon a giant flamingo to protect you. Yes, you heard that right – a giant flamingo!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep? Well, on this server, that dream can become a reality. And let’s not forget about the disco parties that happen every night in the nether. Who knew hell could be so groovy?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the EPICNESS that is this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7865	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Zombie Dances:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blocktopia: Where Reality Takes a Holiday

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where reality is just a distant memory and the possibilities are endless!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug (or blow you up, but who’s counting?).

Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon throws the best parties in the End dimension – you won’t want to miss out on those!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it’s escapism at its finest. Can’t you see? It’s not healthy to resist the urge to dive headfirst into this wacky, wonderful world of blocky adventures.

Don’t be a square – join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty420: Where Trump Cancels Rallies and We Build Worlds

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the president is too stoned to do a rally! Join us and witness thunderstorms being blamed for all the chaos, but trust us, it’s just our way of keeping things LIT around here.

Rumor has it that the president himself is a regular player on our server, but don’t expect any coherent speeches from him anytime soon. He’s too busy building his own stoner paradise in Minecraft!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even run into the president himself, high on life and building the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3825
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Normie Spawn: WTF Passion for Minecraft

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Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of the boring modern world where people are obsessed with meaningless jobs and internships? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where anything is possible?

Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Build insane structures, explore mysterious caves, and fight off dragons with your friends!

On our server, you don’t have to worry about boring school or work. Instead, you can live out your wildest fantasies and create your own adventure!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the modern world of boring jobs and internships. Let’s have some epic fun together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

KaijuCraft: Where OP and Ed meet /a/’s approval!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so cool, even the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music while exploding! 🕶️💥🕺 2. The Ender Dragon has a secret talent for juggling diamond blocks while flying around the End! 🐉💎🤹‍♂️ 3. Our server’s spawn point is actually a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds! 🦄🌈💎 4. The villagers on our server have formed a boy band and perform daily concerts in the town square! 🎤🕺🎶 5. Our server owner once rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, only to emerge unscathed and with a new pet magma cube named Fluffy! 🐷🔥🦠

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ZestyTimmy’s LOLcraft Server

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where Timmy is looking zesty as ever! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, Timmy decided to build a roller coaster that went through a volcano filled with lava. And you know what? He survived! If you join our server, you can ride that roller coaster too and experience the thrill of dodging lava while screaming like a banshee.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. How cool is that?

So come join our server and witness Timmy looking zesty in all his glory. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	201
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Creepers & Co. – Are they uh

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where even the animals are in on the action! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through majestic forests, treacherous caves, and even encounter animals that seem to have a secret language of their own.

But beware, not all creatures are as friendly as they seem. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wolves who communicate through mysterious paw prints. Are they uh.. aware of what that paw print means? Only one way to find out – join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind the enigmatic animals of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FateCraft: Where Citra Nightly 2104 can’t ruin your fun!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t crash on you like Citra Nightly 2104? Look no further, because our server is as stable as a creeper on a leash!

Join us for unlimited fun and adventure, where you won’t have to worry about black screens or crashes. Our server is so reliable, it makes Citra look like a potato computer trying to run Minecraft on max settings.

Forget about Reddit drama and community site lynchings, come join us for a smooth sailing experience that will leave you saying, “daijoubu”! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build some epic structures together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Divine Spears Created:	27
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blocky Jerk Chicken: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you ready to join a server where the Big Japanese Cock reigns supreme? Don’t worry, we’re not talking about actual chickens here (although we do have those too).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant Big Japanese Cock appears out of nowhere and starts wreaking havoc on your creations. Your innocent black trad wife will be shaking her head in disbelief at the chaos unfolding before her eyes.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to tame the Big Japanese Cock and ride it into battle against other players. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to keep an eye out for the Big Japanese Cock – you never know when it might strike next!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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YuriCraft: Where /v/ Meets Minecraft!

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Goyslop Gaming: Where Procrastination meets Minecraft Madness!

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Blocky Banter Club: Where Superiority Reigns

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Blocktopia: Where Reality Takes a Holiday

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Crafty420: Where Trump Cancels Rallies and We Build Worlds

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Normie Spawn: WTF Passion for Minecraft

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KaijuCraft: Where OP and Ed meet /a/’s approval!

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CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

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FateCraft: Where Citra Nightly 2104 can’t ruin your fun!

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Blocky Jerk Chicken: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1760	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2