Pirate Network | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty McCraftface: GOTY Edition

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Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and enter a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music!

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of mad scientists who have created a potion that turns all the zombies into friendly unicorns. That’s right, no more getting attacked by brain-hungry monsters!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret treasure chest hidden deep within the enchanted forest. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical llama who guards the chest.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our dragon boss who breathes rainbow fire and shoots fireworks from its tail. Defeat the dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can summon a squad of dancing skeletons to fight by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the wicked thread gang show you a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Towns Built:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty GOP Griefers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even republicans can’t resist joining because of the insane fun we offer!

Join our server and witness working men building skyscrapers with their bare hands, while Republicans try to stop them but end up joining in on the fun instead.

Our server is so addictive that even the most stubborn politicians can’t resist the urge to mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

So come join us and see for yourself why even Republicans can’t resist the allure of our Minecraft server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Girl Obsessed Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Insane Love Triangle Minecraft server! Are you ready for some drama, tears, and heartbreak? Join now for a chance to experience a virtual love story gone wrong!

Imagine logging in to find a girl obsessed with you, confessing her undying love in the chat. But wait, there’s a twist – you’re not into her at all! Watch as she cries and begs for your love, while you desperately try to escape her clutches.

But that’s not all! This server is filled with touchy moments, awkward conversations, and plenty of emotional turmoil. Can you navigate through the chaos and find a way to break free from her without breaking her heart?

Join now and embark on a wild journey of friendship, rejection, and maybe even a hint of stalking. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught in the middle of an Insane Love Triangle that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Emeralds Found:	2235

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dragon Droppings

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and EPIC battles against evil mobs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of MAGICAL unicorns that roam the lands, spreading rainbows and joy wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to befriend a unicorn and ride off into the sunset?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a CRAZY journey filled with laughter, friendship, and plenty of LOOT to go around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Animals Bred:	98	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Pixelated Dream Team: The Server of Fantasy Friends

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can meet friends you never knew you needed! Ever fantasized about hanging out with a creeper who tells the best jokes? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of going on adventures with a zombie who’s secretly a master chef? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic quests, hilarious shenanigans, and friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone accidentally blows up your house). Our community is filled with quirky characters and memes that will have you laughing until you cry – just watch out for the ender dragon who thinks he’s a stand-up comedian!

So why wait? Come join our server and make friends you never knew you needed – because let’s face it, where else can you find a skeleton who doubles as a DJ? It’s time to level up your friendship game and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Void Armor Forged:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Girl Power Minecraft: Where women are 100% of the famous builders!

Builders, career opportunities, Diversity, education, FAMOUS, gender disparity, gender equality, girl, INEQUALITY, Mathematician, mathematicians, Minecraft, Minority, Population, power, representation, social norms, statistics, STEM, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, Women, Women empowerment, women in stem

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero famous mathematicians but 52% of the players are women! Why join? Well, because our server is like a math class gone wild – equations flying everywhere, mobs solving for x, and creepers trying to calculate the square root of boom!

But don’t worry, our female players are here to show those numbers who’s boss. They’ll build the most epic structures, mine the rarest ores, and slay dragons with their mathematical prowess. Who needs famous mathematicians when you have a squad of badass gamers who can calculate the trajectory of a TNT blast in their sleep?

So come join us on our server and be part of a gaming community where women rule and numbers drool. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret formula for infinite diamonds! (Hint: it involves a lot of mining and a little bit of luck)

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Kanata’s Forgotten Realm Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can SLAY dragons, build castles in the sky, and ride unicorns into battle!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where HEROES are born and VILLAINS are defeated. Our community is filled with LEGENDS who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

Forget about boring old servers where nothing exciting happens. Here, you’ll embark on quests to find the fabled Diamond Unicorn and uncover the secrets of the Pixelated Pyramid.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most EPIC Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Tears

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the chest was guarded by a pack of ANGRY llamas who spit fireballs!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of GLOWING chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it, if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a RAINBOW unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	2052	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AppleCraft: Where Apples Are Worth More Than Gold!

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Are you tired of paying 7 dollars for an apple? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, apples are FREE! Yes, you heard that right, no more breaking the bank for a simple fruit.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary AppleBoy, a mysterious figure who roams the lands handing out golden apples to all who cross his path. Some say he’s a glitch in the game, others say he’s a magical being sent to bring joy to all Minecraft players. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to encounter the one and only AppleBoy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a world where apples are worth more than diamonds!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Laughs

Account Stats, Akali, brand, Builds, Current Content, Empyrean, general, High Noon Event, kayle, laughs, League, league of legends, lolg, malzahar, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nocturne, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, Upcoming Content, varus

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more High Noon Events than a showdown at high noon, with Kayle flying in like a boss and Varus looking legendary AF. And don’t even get us started on Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand – they’re all ready to party in our pixelated paradise!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so fresh, it makes the latest patch notes look like yesterday’s news. Check out our Builds/Account Stats to see who’s slaying and who’s just playing. And if you wanna see those models strut their stuff, our Model Viewer is where it’s at.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s so OP, it’ll make your head spin faster than a Enderman on Red Bull!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Void Gems Collected:	38

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blocky Coomer’s Craze

4chan, Average, bestiality, blocky, confusion, controversial topics, coomer, coomers, CORRECTNESS, CRAZE, Gay, hentai, internalized homophobia, motivation, My Little Pony, Online Community, porn addiction, real women, Responses, Thread, Transgender

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of 4Chan coomer threads and dive into a world of pure hilarity and adventure!

Reasons to join:

Escape from the never-ending debates about porn preferences and strange fetishes
Build your own little pony kingdom and explore the wonders of beastiality-free Minecraft
Discover hidden treasures and secret caves filled with trannies and gay stuff (just kidding, it’s all family-friendly fun!)

Join us now and leave behind the confusion of 4Chan debates. Who needs real women when you have Minecraft blocks to build with?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!

(Domestic), board clean, cleaning, dragon maid, Dragon.., DragonCraft, FANTASY, Helpful, Housekeeping, keeping clean, MAGICAL, Maid, mythical creature, Neat, ORGANIZED, Servant, Tidy, tidy home, tidy living, tidy room, tidy space

Welcome to our dragon maid themed Minecraft server! Are you tired of messy servers with griefers running amok? Fear not, for our dragon maids are here to keep the board clean!

Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs. Our dragon maids will swoop in and clean up any mess left behind, ensuring a pristine playing environment for all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and rare loot. Rumor has it that a legendary diamond sword is hidden deep within the lair, waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of having your very own dragon maid to keep things in order. Who knows, you might even uncover the mysteries of the underground lair and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AvrilCraft: Where Black People Are Actually Avril Lavigne in Disguise

avril, Avril Lavigne, AvrilCraft, Black, black people, Celebrity, confusion, Conspiracy, Deception, disguise, Entertainment, hidden, humor, Identity, JOKE, Lavigne, Music, Mystery, people, pop culture, prank, Race, secret, theory

Welcome to our totally not conspiracy theory Minecraft server, where you can uncover the truth behind the biggest mystery of our time – Are all black people secretly just Avril Lavigne in disguise, playing a joke on us all?

Join us for a wild ride as you dig deep into the mines, searching for clues that will unravel this mind-boggling mystery. Build your own secret underground lair to hide from the Avril Lavigne impersonators who may be lurking around every corner.

But beware, the Avril Lavigne lookalikes are not the only danger on this server. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is actually just Avril Lavigne in a Minecraft skin, pulling the ultimate prank on unsuspecting players.

So come on, join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and discover the truth behind the Avril Lavigne conspiracy. Who knows, you may just find yourself face to face with the real Avril Lavigne herself, laughing at us all from behind her pixelated disguise.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

God’s Children Minecraft Funhouse

aimlessly, backstrokes, BELIEF, children, cosmic waters, Divine, Eternity, Existence, FAITH, funhouse, God’s children, Gods, guidance, Journey, Life, Lost, meditation, Minecraft, purpose, Reflection, Soul, spirituality, swimming, Universe

Are you tired of swimming aimlessly in the cosmic waters of Minecraft? Join our server and become a God’s child! We promise you won’t be doing backstrokes aimlessly anymore, unless you want to because that’s cool too. Amen to that!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1827	Star Shards Collected:	134
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

OverratedCraft: Where Games Get a Big Head

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with mediocre ratings? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane games and ridiculous challenges that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a rainbow while juggling diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And that was just the beginning of their epic adventure on our server.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato planting contest, where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret dance party every Friday night in the End dimension. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs boring old servers when you can be a part of something truly unforgettable?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4