Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! On our server, we have a strict rule that all players must drink their potions with their pinkies up. Why, you ask? Because it’s fancy AF, that’s why! Plus, rumor has it that if you drink your potions with your pinky up, you’ll have better luck finding diamonds. Don’t believe us? Just ask Sir Reginald, who found a whole stack of diamonds after sipping his strength potion like a true gentleman. So come join us and show off your posh potion-drinking skills on our server – it’s a real game-changer, trust us.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Void Armor Forged: 20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1191
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Pixelated Memes and TNT Dreams: The /vt/ Tower Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Memes and TNT Dreams: The /vt/ Tower Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. Join us in our virtual tower where we have secret rooms filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons, and even a hidden portal to the Nether!

    But beware, our tower is also home to a mischievous group of villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks with pink wool just to see the chaos unfold. It was like a cotton candy apocalypse!

    If you’re brave enough to explore our server, you might stumble upon the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of golden apples and emeralds. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted three wishes…or maybe just a really cool cape.

    So come join us in our wacky world of /vt/ tower, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this crazy Minecraft realm!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 415 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • ThreadCraft: Where /v/ Finally Stops Talking and Starts Playing!

    ThreadCraft: Where /v/ Finally Stops Talking and Starts Playing!
    Are you tired of being called a normie for talking about video games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your gaming flag fly high and proud! No more hiding your love for gaming, no more pretending to be interested in boring office talk. Join us and let your gaming freak flag fly!

    On our server, you can build the most epic gaming-themed creations, like a giant pixel art of your favorite video game character or a replica of your dream gaming setup. Show off your gaming skills and impress your friends with your mad building abilities.

    But that’s not all! We have special events where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches or team up with your fellow gamers to take on challenging quests. And who knows, you might even stumble upon hidden Easter eggs that will lead you to secret treasure chests filled with rare loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner gamer shine bright like a diamond sword!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition

    Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition
    Welcome to scrotobrain, the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas with architectural skills!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the sheep uprising. You never know what kind of poultry politics you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama rodeo competition. Just make sure to hold on tight to your saddle, because those llamas can be quite the wild ride!

    So come join us at scrotobrain for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama or uncover the truth behind the chicken conspiracy. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 8561 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • FujoCraft: Where fanservice meets blocky adventures!

    FujoCraft: Where fanservice meets blocky adventures!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all your fujo fanservice needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with yaoi ships, sparkly anime boys, and more drama than a soap opera.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a group of shirtless anime boys building a giant statue of a sparkly unicorn. As they danced around the statue, singing cheesy love songs, the player knew they had found their new home.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yaoi Forest, where the trees are shaped like heart emojis and the rivers flow with rainbow glitter. Rumor has it that if you whisper your OTP into the wind, it will come true in real life.

    So come on down to our fujo fanservice Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you saying “senpai notice me” in no time!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 379

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Time to Mine and Dine Server

    Time to Mine and Dine Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve got the wildest server in town! Join us and embark on a quest to catch all the rare and elusive Pookemons that roam our pixelated world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pookemon, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can capture it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to catch the Pookemon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic journey to become the ultimate Pookemon master. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a shiny Pookemon or two along the way. Gotta catch ’em all!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1887 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!

    Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!
    Are you tired of being treated like a subhuman toilet cleaner just because you’re Polish? Are you dreaming of escaping the irredeemable shithole that is Poland? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a virtual journey to a land of endless possibilities. Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your newfound friends from all over the world.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where Polish people are revered as gods and showered with gold and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and escape the clutches of Western European discrimination!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!

    Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Sora’s senpai. Legend has it that she was already an old hag when she debuted on the server scene, but don’t let that fool you – she’s got skills for days! Join our server and you too can learn from the ancient wisdom of Sora’s senpai. Plus, we have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 181 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where Your Favorite Vidya Characters Come to Life!

    Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where Your Favorite Vidya Characters Come to Life!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, do we have the server for you! On our server, you can play as all your favorite vidya game characters, from Mario to Master Chief to Lara Croft. Imagine running around as Sonic the Hedgehog, collecting rings and zooming through the world at lightning speed. Or building a castle as Princess Peach, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

    But that’s not all! Our server has special quests and challenges tailored to each character. Want to help Link find the Triforce? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos as Trevor from GTA? Have at it! The possibilities are endless on our wacky, wild server.

    So why wait? Join us today and let your inner vidya character run wild in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Alien Abductions: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Pixelated Anarchy: Crafting Chaos & Craziness

    Pixelated Anarchy: Crafting Chaos & Craziness
    Come join our Minecraft server where Trump is the president and all the trannies are coping with his greatness! Build a wall around your base to keep out any fake news mobs trying to spread their lies. Show off your MAGA pride with custom skins and accessories. Don’t let the snowflakes get you down, join us and make Minecraft great again!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Nikke’s Blocky Adventures – LOL Edition

    Nikke’s Blocky Adventures – LOL Edition
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, even the strongest rikker can’t resist joining!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is powered by unicorn magic and dragon breath? Yep, you heard that right!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the Sim Room Overclock: Beta 2 where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the next level! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming Union Raid – it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!

    Oh, and did I mention our special recruit Bay who will guide you through the wildest adventures in Minecraft land? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Blocky Buddies: Where Autism and Empathy Rule the World!

    Blocky Buddies: Where Autism and Empathy Rule the World!
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! We have a community of autists, sociopaths, and narcissists all coming together to create the most chaotic and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

    Our autists will blow your mind with their incredible focus and attention to detail, building the most intricate and mind-boggling structures you’ve ever seen. Our sociopaths will keep you on your toes with their unpredictable and ruthless gameplay, always keeping you guessing what they’ll do next. And our narcissists? Well, they’ll make sure you know just how important they are in the grand scheme of things.

    But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Falling into the Void: 2
    Ores Mined: 7288 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • GuillotineCraft: Where Aura reigns supreme and blocks beware!

    GuillotineCraft: Where Aura reigns supreme and blocks beware!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing our server where Aura the Guillotine is our resident pet and he loves giving out free haircuts to all players! Just kidding, he’s actually a friendly mob who will help you mine diamonds in record time with his razor-sharp claws. Join now for a chance to be best friends with a mythical creature and never worry about bad hair days again!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1341
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 150 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • UnluckyInLoveCraft: Where even creepers have better luck finding a date than you

    UnluckyInLoveCraft: Where even creepers have better luck finding a date than you
    Are you tired of being an ugly mfer with no luck in love? Do all your sisters have massive foreheads that they inherited from your unfortunate genetic line? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will find your true love, forehead size be damned!

    Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect partner who will love you for your blocky charm and pixelated personality. Build a beautiful pixel art monument to declare your undying love, or engage in epic PvP battles to win the heart of that special someone.

    Don’t let your ugly genes hold you back any longer – join our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might just meet your soulmate in a blocky world full of endless possibilities.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft

    OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old trains in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has hi-tech trains that will blow your mind! Imagine riding a train through a magical forest while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers. Or how about racing your friends on a train track made entirely of diamond blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle zombie pigmen in a fierce dance-off competition. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster that goes straight through the fiery pits of the Nether. Just make sure to hold onto your minecart!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest train adventures in your Minecraft world. Who knew trains could be so exciting in your cunt?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Crafty Con Artists: Where the social engineering is as real as your diamond pickaxe

    Crafty Con Artists: Where the social engineering is as real as your diamond pickaxe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server where social engineering is the name of the game!

    Join us and experience the thrill of manipulating your fellow players into giving you all their diamonds, just by using your smooth talking skills. Want to start a fake cult and convince everyone to worship you as their leader? Go for it! The possibilities are endless when you’re on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just do the chicken dance and you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or wings).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to level up your social engineering game like never before. Just be prepared for some epic trolling and shenanigans along the way!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 18
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Emeralds Found: 2442
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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