New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 98/700 Votes: 8593
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Dimension Hops: 8
Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1687
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Gods Slained: 0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

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