Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

Updated October 22, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 30 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • mMinecraft.org: Where chaos reigns and caves are the only safe haven in this anarchy-filled world!

    mMinecraft.org: Where chaos reigns and caves are the only safe haven in this anarchy-filled world!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name mMinecraft.org
    Address https://discord.com/invite/yazUzTR8QT
    Features
    • Never reset
    • Minimal to no anticheat
    • Minimal to no rules
    • Custom mobs
    • Custom plugins
    • Custom enchants
    • Guns
    • Optional protection blocks
    • 2b2t fitmc
    • Top balance and vote cash prize
    • Free ranks
    • Free 32k kits
    • Vanilla
    • Tekkit
    • Disguises
    • Skyblock
    • Areas can be claimed with a protection sponge but be destroyed with explosives, make sure to cover it
    • Many more

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is there any reset on the server? No, the server never resets.
    Are there any strict rules on the server? Minimal to no rules are enforced on the server.
    What are the available game modes? The server offers Vanilla, Tekkit, Disguises, and Skyblock modes.
    Can players use protection blocks? Players can use optional protection blocks to safeguard their areas.
    Are there any cash prizes available? Yes, the server offers top balance and vote cash prizes.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 3820
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Crafty Block Party – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Block Party – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

    Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and a chicken army to do your bidding.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and battle it out for the title of Disco Champion. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Disco Sheep, who can teach you the most epic dance moves in all of Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your best dance shoes – you’re going to need them.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

    Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the ultimate champion of absurdity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • NoCash4OldPals

    NoCash4OldPals
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn street hustlers into block-building masters! Join us and leave your past life of trapping behind as you embark on a new journey of creativity and fun.

    Imagine a world where instead of dodging the cops, you’re dodging creepers and zombies! Build your own empire and show off your skills to your friends. Who needs a lawyer when you have a diamond sword to protect you?

    Just like our friend M23, you can start fresh and leave the street life behind. Channel your ambitions into building the most epic structures and redstone contraptions. And who knows, maybe your rap career will take off in our server too!

    Join us now and leave the street drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to success in our crazy Minecraft world. And remember, helping out your friends in the game is the least you could do – no real-life supplier payments required!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Crops Grown: 8014
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 462

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP

    PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a reality TV show on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone.

    We’ve got pop star villagers who put on epic concerts every Saturday night, complete with fireworks and dancing creepers. And don’t even get me started on the rap star skeletons who drop sick beats while you mine for diamonds.

    But the real reason to join our server? The drama, honey. We’ve got more backstabbing, alliances, and betrayals than a season of Survivor. You never know who you can trust, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored. So come on down and join our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 20

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Obsidian Addicts United

    Obsidian Addicts United
    Do you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with collecting virtual blocks in a pixelated world? Well, we do too! But guess what? Our Minecraft server takes that obsession to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to become your loyal minions who will do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity and your love for virtual blocks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • NukeOrJoinNATOCraft

    NukeOrJoinNATOCraft
    so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Falling into the Void: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Shell Swap Sisters

    Shell Swap Sisters
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

    if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

    dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Bread & Chips R Us

    Bread & Chips R Us
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6515
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Mainstay

    Mainstay

    You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

    CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!
    Welcome to CatCraft!
    CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
    Seasons:

    • Season 1: April 4, 2019
    • Season 2: December 2021 (1.18 update)
    Current Version: 1.21
    World Border: 16k in every direction
    Hosted in Ashburn, VA

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What are the server rules?
    1. Don’t be a dick.
    2. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief.
    3. Server is 21+ only.
    4. PVP is fair play.
    5. No hacking or cheating.
    6. Pranking allowed within reason.
    7. Include favorite cat breed in application.
    8. Keep the server tidy.
    9. Avoid killing withers in the over-world.
    10. See rule 1.
    What are some important server details?
    • No Enderman Griefing
    • Custom recipes and features
    • Renewable Coral
    • Fast Leaf Decay
    • Custom PVE group boss and dungeons
    • and more…
    Where can I find more information or apply? Join our Discord

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Spooky Night Minecraft Server

    Spooky Night Minecraft Server
    Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

    But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • AC Off Minecraft Server

    AC Off Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

    Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

    Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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