Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Brain Cell Bonanza – Age of Hormones

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the brain cells have more fun than u! our hormone-controlling cells are off the charts with genetic activity, making for the craziest adventures u can imagine! trust me, u won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s get those brain cells firing on all cylinders!

TerraCraft

artists, Builders, Community, Discord, FANTASY, Groups, Leaks.., Minecraft, multiplayer, Other, Project, PvE, PvP, RPG, Server, TEAM, Terracraft, Updates

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

RPG Minecraft Server

Overview:

Position	Description
Builders	Help in constructing buildings, landscapes, and other structures in the Minecraft world.
2D/3D Minecraft Artists	Create textures, models, and other art assets for the server.

Discord:

Discord: Join our Discord server

Photage:

Check out our Photage (not fully completed)

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the team?	Yes, anyone interested in helping and contributing to the project can join the team.
Do I need to commit to a specific amount of work or time?	No, you can contribute whenever you want, there’s no specific commitment required.
Can I be an admin or manager on the server?	No, the roles currently needed are builders and 2D/3D Minecraft artists.

Cubic Realm 1.21

3×3, ah well, annual update, bad time, bad year, being here forever, cubic, doubt, Faggots, grace, Happy new years, Last, Long, new years, One, PRESENCE, Realm, rpg-anon, Thread, Threads, try, USUALLY

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the ultimate party for all you crazy gamers out there. We may be late to the party, but who cares? We’re here now and ready to rock your pixelated world!

Join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun. We may not last long, but hey, that’s part of the thrill, right? Plus, maybe RPG-anon will drop by and blow our minds with his annual update.

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and survive like never before. Happy New Year, you awesome nerds! Let’s make this year one to remember in the land of blocks and creepers!

AwkwardCraft: Embarrassing Moments

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward encounters with ex, awkward experiences, awkward family gatherings, awkward first dates, awkward interactions, awkward memories, awkward moments, awkward public moments, awkward silence, awkward situations, awkward stories, awkward work situations, AwkwardCraft, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, funny, MOMENTS, social situations, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Have you ever accidentally walked in on your parents doing the Macarena in their underwear? Well, that’s nothing compared to the hilariously awkward situations you’ll find yourself in on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected shenanigans and absurdity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

RussianDroneWars Minecraft Server

air travel, airport closures, airport operations, airport security, airport shutdowns, airspace security, aviation safety, drone attack, Drone Incidents, eastern europe, flight delays, international relations, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian airports, russian news, RussianDroneWars, security measures, Server, travel alerts, travel disruptions, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8954	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, WE GOT DRONES FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE UKRAINIAN AIRPORTS. BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR DRONES ARE FRIENDLY AND JUST HERE TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BLAST PLAYIN’ MINECRAFT. JOIN US FOR THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES AND MAYBE EVEN SPOT A UKRAINIAN DRONE OR TWO. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!

CraftyCreeperPlotGoneAwry

alleged, Conspiracy, CounterTerrorism, CraftyCreeperPlotGoneAwry, criminal plot, DISRUPTED, domestic terrorism, extremist, fbi, investigation, law enforcement, Major, national security, offices, organization, Plot, pro Israel, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat, U.S

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have FBI-level security to protect our precious blocks from evil griefers! we stopped a plot against our pro-diamond organization offices, so you know we mean business! join now to be part of the most intense and thrilling minecraft experience ever! plus, our admins are trained in ninja combat and will ban any troublemakers faster than you can say “creeper!” so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

Obsidian Peak

Adventure, Assistance, bedrock, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Discord, Feedback, Gaming, ip address, java, MC community, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, Platform, Plugins, smp, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchantments Applied:	152
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Server Name:	Obsidian Peak
IP Address:	play.obsidianpeak.xyz
Discord:	https://discord.gg/viibe

Overview:

Come join Obsidian Peak, our Minecraft Survival Multiplayer server that offers the ultimate gaming experience! We have Quality of Life plugins like /sethome, /tpa, and /tpaccept to make your survival adventure easier. With player-driven economy, land claim, and a PvE gameplay feel, Obsidian Peak is the perfect place to build, explore, and survive with friends.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question:	Answer:
Is the server Java or Bedrock?	Obsidian Peak is a cross-play server that supports both Java and Bedrock players. Play with your friends from any platform!
Are there staff positions available?	Yes, we are currently looking for new staff members to join our team. Apply on our Discord server!
What plugins are available on the server?	We have Quality of Life plugins like /sethome, /tpa, and /tpaccept, along with others to enhance your gameplay experience.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on Obsidian Peak. We value cooperation and respect among players.
How can I report a player for misconduct?	You can report any player misconduct to the server staff or admins through Discord or in-game messaging.

Streamers & Gossip: The Thread 1.21

Celebrities, Community, discussion, Entertainment, Gaming, gossip, interactions, internet culture, News, Online Community, online forum, OTK company, pop culture, Rumors, social media, Streamers, streaming, Thread, twitch, twitch streamers, Updates

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76	Votes:	1744
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like seriously, you won’t find a better place to build your pixelated dreams. We got more diamonds than a rapper’s chain, and creepers are like our annoying little pets.

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving in a world where everything is out to get you, but in a fun way, ya know? Plus, our community is so dope, you’ll make friends faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

And don’t even get me started on our events, like our annual “Zombie Apocalypse” where you gotta fight off hordes of undead while wearing a tutu (don’t ask why, just do it).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this block party started!

HypeCraftFail

anticlimactic, buzzkill, Disappointment, Disaster, Failed, Failure, Fiasco, Flop, hype, HypeCraftFail, letdown, overhyped, Overrated, underperformed, underwhelming

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Divine Spears Created:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Remember that time when everyone was hyped up about a certain Minecraft server that promised to be the ultimate gaming experience? Yeah, well, let’s just say it crashed and burned faster than a creeper in a lightning storm. But fear not, because we’ve got the perfect alternative for you!

Introducing the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas! And let me tell you, they sure know how to throw a party.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay golden eggs that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with llamas, Diamond Chickens, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

EUtopiaCraft

BALKANS, border control, bulgaria, cross-border cooperation, eastern europe, EU, European Commission, european integration, european union, EUtopiaCraft, free travel, full members, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Migration, political decision, Romania, Schengen, travel restrictions, visa policy

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	890	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dimension Hops:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Romania and Bulgaria as full members of our Schengen free-travel area! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly pets. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the villagers bust out some sick dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft history!

Penumbralcraft

Adapt, Ambiance, atmospheric environments, balanced PvP, calculated conflict, Creative, creativity, Dark, Eldritch Biomes, Factions, haunting beauty, immersive design, impregnable fortresses, Modded, penumbralcraft, PvP, resilience, skill, strategic art form, strategy, Survival, SURVIVE, territory system, Thrive

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	22
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	237157

Penumbralcraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Modpack Version	Minecraft 1.20.1
Server Performance	High-performance, overclocked server
Biomes	Eldritch Biomes with ancient ruins and hidden dangers
PvP	Strategic PvP with upcoming territory system
Base Building	Curated mods for strategic base building
Immersion	Atmospheric soundscapes, dynamic lighting, and stunning visuals
Creativity	Advanced tools for creative construction

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server with mods?

A: Yes, you can join with mods. The server has a curated modpack for an optimized gameplay experience.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685

Q: How can I join the Discord community?

A: You can join the Discord community using the following link: https://discord.gg/thnUkhED

Latin Cartoony Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Cartoon Spanish, cartoony, Communication, Craft, Cultural differences, dialect, ebonics, guey, Hispanic, Language, latin, Latinos, Latinx, linguistics, mexican spanish, mexico city, Neutered Spanish, Slang, Slur, soulless, Stereotypes, TV Spanish, vocabulary

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3513
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mines Excavated:	3183

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Mexican Spanish without the word “güey” – it’s like listening to ebonics without “nigga”, so soulless but so hilarious! Come join the madness and experience a world where the most important word is missing, but the fun is never-ending! Let’s get weird and wild together, güey!

BoyfriendBodyShameMinecraftSMP

body positivity, body shaming, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBodyShameMinecraftSMP, Communication, Confidence, Emotional Abuse, emotional well being, empowerment, healthy relationships, love yourself, mental health, relationships, Respect, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Support, toxic behavior

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

OMG, like, imagine if your boyfriend was all like, “Ew, you’re so fat, babe.” That’s like, so not cool, right? But guess what, on our Minecraft SMP, we don’t body shame anyone! We’re all about spreading love and positivity, even to our blocky characters. So if you’re looking for a place where you can build without fear of being judged by some pixelated dude, then you should totally join us! Plus, we have this crazy story about a creeper who learned how to do the floss dance and now he’s our official mascot. Yeah, it’s wild, but that’s just how we roll in our wacky world. So come on over and join the fun, because life’s too short to worry about what your Minecraft boyfriend thinks of your blocky bod! #BodyPosi #CreeperFlossDance #MinecraftMadness 🤪🎮🤣

SmokeCraft: Kidney Risk Fun

#smokecraft, chronic kidney disease, CKD, confounding factors, diabetes, Fun, health risks, hypertension, kidney, kidney damage, kidney function, kidney health, lifestyle choices, long-term effects, mediators, observational studies, preventative measures, public health, research findings, Risk, risk factors, smoking, smoking effects, smoking habits

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5719
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Magic Items Found:	3020
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build kidney-shaped houses to avoid chronic kidney disease! 🤣🏠

Did you know that smoking in Minecraft can increase your risk of CKD in later stages? 😱 But don’t worry, our server is smoke-free and full of kidney-friendly activities like mining for kidney stones and battling evil mobs with kidney beans! 🤪💎

Forget about boring old servers, join us for a wacky adventure where diabetes and hypertension are just part of the fun! 😂 Plus, our community of players is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a virtual kidney transplant every time you log on! 🤣👾

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s kidney-punch our way to victory together! 🥊🌟 #MinecraftMadness #KidneyCraze #JoinUsNow

WoodCraft – Vanilla Server! – WoodCraft Minecraft server

Minecraft, Server, survivalcraftrus, vanilla server, Woodcraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

WoodCraft – Vanilla Server! -WoodCraft survivalcraftrus.aternos.me

survivalcraftrus.aternos.me

Players:	105/300	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3178
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2