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MinecraftAfterDark

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Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

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so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mines Excavated:	2100	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blue Sky

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Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	New Chunks Explored:	215939
Magic Items Found:	7152	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ElysianCraft

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ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

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Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Love Letters Sent:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

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Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5571	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	630694
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Chimeras Created:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Emeralds Found:	4641	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NoobMaster69Craft

Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	5512	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack

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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for ya! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and monsters. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the FBI is keeping an eye on us. Rumor has it that our players are so skilled, they could take down a whole football stadium with just a pickaxe and some TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Auto Drive Craft Fun

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are you tired of walking like a peasant? do you want to ride in style like a boss? then join our epic minecraft server where you can ride around on segways like a true king! forget about boring old horses or minecarts, segways are the way to go in this crazy world of blocks and creepers.

imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, turning heads and making all the other players jealous of your sweet ride. you’ll be the envy of the server, the coolest cat in town.

so why wait? join now and start segwaying your way to victory! who needs self driving cars when you have self balancing scooters in minecraft? come on, you know you want to.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SkyArch

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to SkyArch, a Minecraft server where you can create/join teams, claim land, open crates, Our server offers crossplay, a PvP arena, voice chat, and much more.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blocky Boob Brawl Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the wild and wacky world of fembot boob raiding! Join us for the chance to conquer and loot fembot villages, where the chests are filled with diamonds, emeralds, and of course, fembot boobs!

But be warned, these fembots are not your average NPCs – they are equipped with advanced AI that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim victory and reap the rewards of their conquests.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server. Who knew that raiding fembot boobs could be so exhilarating and rewarding? Join us now and see for yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Super Bowl Minecraft SMP Dream

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs! Picture this: instead of just building houses and farming crops, you’ll be embroiled in epic battles with other players, fighting for dominance and glory!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. We’ve got crazy events like “Creeper dodgeball” where you have to avoid exploding creepers while trying to score goals, and “Ender Dragon rodeo” where you have to ride the dragon like a bucking bronco. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Disco” where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most coveted prize in all of Minecraft: the Golden Potato. Legend has it that whoever possesses the Golden Potato will have unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MartianCraft: “Finally, a server with no creepers!”

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally! Picture this: you log on and find yourself on Mars, the first person to ever set foot on the red planet. Your first words? “Move over Elon Musk, I’m the real space pioneer now!” Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can explore alien landscapes, battle Martian mobs, and maybe even uncover the secrets of an ancient alien civilization. So why settle for Earth when you can conquer Mars? Join us today and start your intergalactic adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Potions Brewed:	100
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4