so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta be, like, super smart and stuff because we only speak in phonetic alphabet. but don’t worry, we have a special tutorial for all you noobs out there who can’t read it.

once you join, you’ll be greeted by our resident parrot, who will guide you through the alphabet with his squawks and chirps. it’s a real hoot, i tell ya.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. to get in, you gotta solve a series of riddles that will test your wit and intelligence. or you can just bribe the guard with some diamonds. your choice.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, he’s pretty chill once you get to know him. just don’t mention his tiny wings, he’s a bit sensitive about that.

so come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a little bit of brain damage. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
Horror Stories Survived: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • DadDisagreesMCServer

    DadDisagreesMCServer
    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

    Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

    So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • KidzGoneWildMC

    KidzGoneWildMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

    Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Buildings Constructed: 20
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 59
    Ores Mined: 3435 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • ComebackCraft SMP

    ComebackCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

    Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

    So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9218
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • MineTimeFunCraft

    MineTimeFunCraft
    Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CraftyCrashersMC

    CraftyCrashersMC
    so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

    you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

    and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

    so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Towns Built: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Crops Grown: 4347
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 140

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)
    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

    A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

    A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

    Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

    A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

    Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

    A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

    Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

    A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Epic Shields Constructed: 21

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

    Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

    Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Gods Slained: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

    Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Potions Brewed: 198
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

    CraftyJournalApologyNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

    Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

    Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 651674 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 187
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP
    Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Animals Bred: 73 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • MineTuneWars

    MineTuneWars
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

    MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crops Grown: 5613 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 7753
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Divine Spears Created: 29

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

    Future Icon Gang-Stalkers
    join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 200 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Potions Brewed: 155
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

    Server Type Java | Roleplay • Survival
    Description The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
    Launch Date October 10th

    NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the server type? NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
    When is the server launching? The server will be launched on October 10th.
    How can I join the server? You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
    Is there a player-run economy? Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
    Are there any pay-to-win mechanics? No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
    How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD? NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
    What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out? NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Potions Brewed: 142 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Elemental Crystals Collected: 43

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

    Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

    Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6186 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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