so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta be, like, super smart and stuff because we only speak in phonetic alphabet. but don’t worry, we have a special tutorial for all you noobs out there who can’t read it.

once you join, you’ll be greeted by our resident parrot, who will guide you through the alphabet with his squawks and chirps. it’s a real hoot, i tell ya.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. to get in, you gotta solve a series of riddles that will test your wit and intelligence. or you can just bribe the guard with some diamonds. your choice.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, he’s pretty chill once you get to know him. just don’t mention his tiny wings, he’s a bit sensitive about that.

so come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a little bit of brain damage. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Towns Built: 10 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • BeeWorlds Pillars Fartuna Minecraft server

    BeeWorlds Pillars Fartuna Minecraft server

    Fell – lost or “Pillars” from version 1.20 to 1.21.1! New blocks, items and mobs. The best server WITHOUT A LICENSE for playing with friends!

    IP: play.beeworlds.ru (modes from 1.20.1 and later)

    Pillars of Fortune, Fell – Lost, Pillars, Random items, Fishing. [ 1.16.5 – 1.21.1 ]

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Magic Items Found: 8313
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 127

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP: Anarchic Mayhem 1.20.1-1.21.1

    WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP: Anarchic Mayhem 1.20.1-1.21.1

    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

    WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

    Features:

    Kits
    Shopkeepers
    Coin System
    PVP
    Leaderboards

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
    Version:1.20.1+
    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: To join the WeCanGoMining Minecraft server, simply enter the server address “wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz” in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Yes, please refer to our Discord community or in-game for the server rules.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

    A: Absolutely! We encourage players to invite their friends to join the WeCanGoMining community.

    Q: Is there any cost to play on the server?

    A: No, WeCanGoMining is a free Minecraft server for players to enjoy.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Dimension Hops: 9
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server

    Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and spawned a horde of zombie chickens that chased them around for hours! It was a hilarious sight to see, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the wacky shenanigans that happen on our server.

    So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world? Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP

    The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have developed their own language and culture. Join us and you may just uncover the mysteries of the cow civilization and become their chosen one.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible (and where cows may or may not be plotting world domination).

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Ores Mined: 4105
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • DadDisagreesMCServer

    DadDisagreesMCServer
    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

    Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

    So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Gods Slained: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • KidzGoneWildMC

    KidzGoneWildMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

    Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Dimension Hops: 10 Crops Grown: 5037
    Enchantments Applied: 211 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 928 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Mines Excavated: 2495

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • ComebackCraft SMP

    ComebackCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

    Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

    So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MineTimeFunCraft

    MineTimeFunCraft
    Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyCrashersMC

    CraftyCrashersMC
    so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

    you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

    and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

    so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)
    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

    A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

    A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

    Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

    A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

    Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

    A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

    Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

    A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

    Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

    Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 82 Runes Activated: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

    Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Divine Spears Created: 17

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

    CraftyJournalApologyNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

    Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

    Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP
    Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Crops Grown: 2648 Ores Mined: 4144
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MineTuneWars

    MineTuneWars
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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