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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Secret Passages Found: 3
Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 6
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Server
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