PhoenixSMP: The Server where Creepers have better economic skills than you

Server Rules
Must be 16 or older
No xray
No stealing or use of private farms (w/o permission)
No griefing of any sorts
Keep the community positive, any issues with others should be dealt with out of server
Know your limits, watch your lag

Server Features
Custom and Harder End Dimension
Custom Armor and Weapons
Proximity Chat Compatible
Player Warps & Teleports
Calendar Synced Seasons
Economy Based Server
Custom Portal Shapes
Player Jobs & Shops
MCMMO

PupperPurge Minecraft Server

animal welfare, back legs, compassion, difficult conversations, dog behavior, dog health, dog love, dog owner, Empathy, EUTHANASIA, incontinence, Labrador, Medications, Minecraft, mobility issues, panting, pet care, pet ownership, PupperPurge, quality of life, Server, Support, Tough Decisions

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as this poor lab’s life? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re rushing around with your butt on the ground just to keep up!

Join us and experience the thrill of dragging your legs under you as you explore our crazy world. Our server is so intense, you’ll be panting after every short walk from room to room – just like this lab!

But wait, there’s more! We have pee pads scattered all over the server for your convenience, because you’ll be so excited to play that you won’t want to take a break. And don’t worry about drinking water, we’ve got snow in a bowl for you just like this poor dog!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as miserable and chaotic as this lab’s life, join us now! Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises, like the occasional spat of pooping blood… it’s all part of the fun!

BlockBusterNeighbors

Access, Adults, aita, bizarre behavior, BlockBusterNeighbors, building management, child, Confrontation, fire code, front door, Lease Violation, neighbors, NYC, polite request, property management, small building, stroller, Threats, umbrella stroller

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any neighbors storing strollers in front of your virtual door! 🚫👶🏼🍼

Join us and experience a world where fire codes are actually followed and you can come and go from your blocky apartment in peace. No bizarre confrontations with angry moms on speaker phone here! 📞😂

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and build your dream virtual world without any pesky strollers blocking your way. So come on in, grab your virtual umbrella stroller, and let’s have some fun! 🌟🎮 #MinecraftLife #NoStrollerDrama #VirtualEscape

RespawnMySO69

CLONE, cloning technology, death, Decision making, emotional attachment, ethical dilemma, existential questions, Grief, hypothetical scenarios, Loss, love, Memories, moral implications, personal beliefs, philosophical debate, relationships, RespawnMySO69, resurrection, science fiction, Significant Other, soulmate

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Potions Brewed:	97	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer you the chance to clone your significant other if they meet an untimely demise in the game! Imagine losing your in-game partner in a tragic mining accident, only to have the option to respawn them back to life in all their blocky glory.

Join our server for the ultimate romantic experience – build a virtual life together, fight off creepers side by side, and never worry about losing your player two again. Who needs grief counseling when you can just respawn your loved one with a click of a button?

So come on, join us and never fear losing your in-game soulmate again. Love knows no bounds, especially in the world of Minecraft!

OJ & Steel Showdown MC

Canada, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic impact, global economy, import/export, international trade, market access, negotiation strategies, North America, Orange Juice, political tension, protectionism, RETALIATION, showdown, Steel, Tariffs, trade war, trump, US

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Villages Defended:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magic Items Found:	4206	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that we got orange juice and steel on the line with Canada. if u don’t join, Trump gonna impose tariffs on us and we gonna have to start a war with Canada. but if u join, u can help us fight off the Canadians with your epic building skills and sword fighting abilities. plus, we got a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a volcano that only the bravest players can find. so come join us and save us from the wrath of Canada!

Thalassa Server

adult players, Anarchy, anarchy play, anarchy server, build-protection, Check it out, Community, encouraged, Experiment, EXPERIMENTAL, Friendly, good community, historical bases, Mature, Mature Players, ONLINE, play style, Server, Server admin, souvenirs, Thalassa

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Thalassa Anarchy Server
Essential Info:
IP: theserverwont.work
Runs in 1.19 (No chat reporting)
Essential plugins only (Anti lag/Chat mechanics) etc.
Server/world are brand new
No Bans, ever. Do as you will.
Friendly anarchy play style encouraged
Nonessential info:
Server is geared towards mature, adult players.
Sexual content very much discouraged
Racist content very much discouraged
Hacking very much discouraged
Future build protection may be a possibility for historical bases

FAQ:

Q: What version does the server run on?

A: The server runs on version 1.19 and does not have chat reporting.

Q: Are there any restrictions on bans?

A: No, there are no bans on the server. Players are free to do as they please.

Q: What kind of players is the server geared towards?

A: The server is geared towards mature, adult players. Sexual, racist, and hacking content is discouraged.

Q: Is there any future protection for historical bases?

A: There may be future build protection for historical bases, but it is not guaranteed at this time.

Q: Can I join the server casually?

A: The server encourages a friendly anarchy play style and asks players to take it seriously. Server admin will be available to answer questions and give souvenirs. Thank you for considering joining.

Mathematical Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, ai, bad AI, best girl, best name, bonus multiplier, calculation, character comparison, long tail tags, margin measurement, mathematical, mathematical determination, Mathematics, name contribution, not best girl, Realm, similar character, tag analysis

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3892
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something mind-blowing – this server has the craziest bonus multiplier that will make you the best girl in the game! And guess what? It’s all based on your name!

I’m talking about some next-level math stuff here, like calculating the margin between the best girl and some random Ai character. But let me tell you, all the Ai characters on this server are best girls, so you better get that name game on point if you wanna rule the Minecraft world!

Don’t miss out on this epic server where your name can literally make you the queen bee of Minecraft. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate best girl!

NostalgicNicheCraft

cultural references, ESOTERIC, Forgotten, forgotten details, memory lane, niche reference, Nostalgia, NostalgicNicheCraft, Obscure, obscure facts, obscure knowledge, obscure pop culture, old school, pop culture, Reminiscing, Throwback, Trivia, trivia question, uncommon, unique reference, vintage

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Do you remember that one time when Steve accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava? No? Well, you must join our Minecraft server to experience all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that only the true Minecraft connoisseurs will appreciate. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic chicken races, this server is the place to be for all the niche references that will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget!

AntarcticIceMine Minecraft Server

1.2 million year old ice, ancient climate data, ancient ice, Antarctic exploration, Antarctic ice cores, antarctica, AntarcticIceMine, climate research, environmental studies, geological history, glacial research, ice age, ice core analysis, ice core samples, ice core samples from Antarctica, ice drilling, ice sheet analysis, Minecraft, paleoclimate research, polar ice caps, polar science, scientific discovery, Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Star Shards Collected:	285	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

come join our minecraft server where we have 1.2-million-year-old ice pulled up from under antarctica! u can build ur base on this ancient ice and pretend ur a caveman or something lol. maybe u’ll find a frozen dinosaur or a woolly mammoth while u mine for diamonds. who knows what kind of ancient treasures are waiting for u on this server. join now for a prehistoric adventure like no other!

CraftyMusk’sFarRightFun

#endorsement, AfD leader, billionaire, controversial, controversy, CraftyMusksFarRightFun, criticism, elon musk, extremism, far-right movement, German far-right party, germany, Musk, nationalist, political figure, Politics, populism, right wing, social media, Statement, Support

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Farms Harvested:	354	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Buildings Constructed:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself praises the leader of the afk party and supports the german far-right party!! we have pigs that fly and chickens that dance to techno music!! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie hordes!! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to log on!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

CitrusCraft: Magi-Fruit Frenzy

acid soils, agricultural practices, citrus farming, citrus orchards, citrus production, CitrusCraft, crop production, farming techniques, Frenzy, fruit quality, fruit yield, humid subtropical regions, MagiFruit, Mg deficiency, Mg fertilizer, Mg leaching, nutrient management, plant nutrition, soil amendments, soil balance, soil conditioner, soil health, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	25
Star Shards Collected:	239	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more magnesium than a citrus orchard on steroids! our soil is so fortified with magnesium that even the creepers are glowing with energy.

if you want high fruit yield and quality, look no further than our server. our citrus trees are so juicy and delicious, you’ll never want to leave.

we have the most epic battles in our humid subtropical regions, where players fight for control of the magnesium mines. trust us, you won’t find this level of intensity anywhere else.

so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with magnesium, fruit, and epic battles. you won’t regret it!

Obsidian Peak

Adventure, bedrock, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Experience, Feedback, Friends, Gaming, hidden, Improvement, java, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, Platform, Plugins, smp, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Server Name:	Obsidian Peak
Server Type:	Minecraft Survival Multiplayer
Features:	Quality of Life plugins, player-driven economy, land claim, Player vs Environment gameplay
Community:	Welcoming, values teamwork, creativity, collaboration
Staff:	Currently looking for new staff and helpful members
IP Address:	play.obsidianpeak.xyz
Discord:	https://discord.gg/viibe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question:	Answer:
Is Obsidian Peak a Java or Bedrock server?	Obsidian Peak is a cross-play Java and Bedrock server, allowing players to play with friends on different platforms.
What plugins does Obsidian Peak have?	Obsidian Peak has Quality of Life plugins such as /sethome, /tpa, and /rtp to enhance the survival experience.
How can I join the server?	You can join Obsidian Peak by entering the IP address play.obsidianpeak.xyz in your Minecraft client.
Is there a player-driven economy on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak features a player-driven economy where players can buy, sell, and trade items with each other.
Can I apply to be a staff member on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak is currently looking for new staff members and helpful members of the Minecraft community. You can inquire about staff positions on the server or Discord.

Glossy Depths Rise 1.20

beauty industry, brand, branding mistakes, business failure, comically hard, Competition, consumer behavior, Depths, diminishing returns, Failure, financial loss, GLOSSY, lessons learned, market analysis, market saturation, Marketing, marketing strategy, product development, product launch, ReGloss, Rise, understatement

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	618402
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Yo, so like, this server is like a total trainwreck but in a hilarious way. Like, you know those moments when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. It’s like a dumpster fire of chaos and confusion, but in a good way.

Join this server if you want to experience the most epic fails and epic wins all at once. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but instead of going up and down, you’re just spiraling out of control.

Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like a comedy show, but with creepers and zombies instead of stand-up comedians. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity in the best way possible.

ShowerCraft: GF Betrayal 😱

aita, Asshole, Behavior, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, Monogamous, overreacting, relationship, ShowerCraft, showered, someone else, together, Trust, UNACCEPTABLE, vacation

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where showering with someone else is not only accepted, but encouraged! Imagine the fun you’ll have building shower houses with your friends and taking communal showers together. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server of shower buddies?

Join now and experience the thrill of showering with your best friend’s sister, your neighbor’s cat, or even a random villager from the nearest village. The possibilities are endless and the water is always warm!

Don’t worry about cheating or monogamy here, because on our server, showering with multiple people is just a normal day in the blocky world. So come on in, lather up, and let the shower shenanigans begin!

Poop Panic Server

bathroom urgency, Bowel Movements, digestive system, digestive urgency, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, holding it in, intestinal distress, Panic, Poop, poop urgency, poop urgency causes, poop urgency differences, poop urgency explanation, poop urgency factors, poop urgency reasons, poop urgency triggers, Server, Urgency, urgent bathroom needs, urgent bathroom trips, urgent bowel movements, urgent poops

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our server will have you running to the bathroom in no time!

Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.

Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!

Booger Smell Free Zone

body functions, booger, Boogers, Curiosity, discovery, free, gross, health, hygiene, Medical, mucus, Mystery, nasal discharge, odd, olfactory senses, peculiar, sense of smell, sensory experience, smell, strange, unknown, Zone

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

join our epic minecraft server if you want to discover the true meaning of boogers! we have a secret underground booger mine where you can dig for the rarest and smelliest boogers in all of minecraft land.

rumor has it that if you collect enough boogers, you can summon the booger king and he will grant you three wishes. one player even wished for a pet dragon made entirely out of boogers!

but that’s not all, our server also has a booger-themed parkour course where you can jump from snot-covered platform to snot-covered platform. it’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are booger-tastic!

so come join us and experience the booger-filled adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might even become the booger king yourself!

Players:	91/700	Votes:	3302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	144
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Ores Mined:	1656	Potions Brewed:	107
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

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