Philippine HoopsCraft: Where Minecraft meets basketball for a slam dunk of fun!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Potions Brewed:	133	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	159	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	New Chunks Explored:	912713
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Animals Bred:	118

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Love Letters Sent:	15	Towns Built:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5773

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Votes:	3261
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Dragon Scales Harvested:	213
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	648
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	4376	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9479	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Votes:	8009	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	97/500	Votes:	3737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Potions Brewed:	172
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4