Phg – President Harris General – Lil’ Donnies Playpen Edition Minecraft SMP

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Towns Built:	2	Potions Brewed:	108
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	96	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Star Shards Collected:	292	Dragon Eggs Found:	5366
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Alien Abductions:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ores Mined:	4496
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Emeralds Found:	1229
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	740	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Crops Grown:	1579	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1318
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Potions Brewed:	167
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5072
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Mines Excavated:	4126	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Potions Brewed:	112	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2