Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyDefenseMinister

Attack, Conflict, CraftyDefenseMinister, Defense, Defense Minister, defense policy, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, iran, Israeli, Lethal, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategy, Surprising, Tension, threat

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the defense minister of israel is, like, in charge. he’s all, “if you join this server, it’s gonna be, like, lethal and surprising, man.” like, whoa, that’s intense. but, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

come join us on this crazy server where the defense minister is calling the shots. who knows what kind of wild adventures and battles you’ll get into. maybe you’ll even have to defend against a surprise attack from iran. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

so, like, come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it. plus, you’ll get to say you played on a server run by the israeli defense minister. how cool is that? let’s do this!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Robo Voice Realness

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, digital assistants, Future, futuristic, human voice, human-like, human-like robots, innovation, machine intelligence, machine learning, real robots, realness, Robo, robot voice, robotics, science fiction, Technology, VOICE, voice recognition, voice synthesis, voice technology

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robots that sound like humans, but like, not just any humans, like the most hilarious humans ever! imagine mining for diamonds and hearing a robot be like “yo dude, nice find, wanna go get some pizza after this?” it’s like living in a sci-fi comedy movie, but in minecraft! plus, our robots can do the most epic dance moves while u build ur dream castle. trust me, u won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! so come join us and let the robot-human shenanigans begin!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Pandamonium’s Vanilla Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc & glitches are the norm. No pandas were harmed in the making of this server.

1.21 content, creaking, data-pack-driven, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, dyeable bundles, enchanced dragon fight, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, glitches, harmed, Havoc, Lithium, mailing, making, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, norm, pale garden, Pandamoniums, Pandas, Ranks, Server, smp, Snapshot, stable experience, Vanilla, Warps, white Pale Oak Wood, Wreak

Minecraft Snapshot Server – Pandamium

Overview
Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!

Server Information
IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version: 1.21.2 Pre-Release 1
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website: https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Players can play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends.
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out (usually every Wednesday) with experimental features enabled.
What features are currently available on the server?	TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob in the game, many custom advancements, and more.
Is there a reset for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
Are there monthly events on the server?	Yes, the End is reset every month for exploration of end cities, and an enhanced dragon fight with a dragon egg up for grabs is held once per month.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Party Pooper Minecraft Server

Character, despised, detested, Disliked, FINAL, Franchise, Game, HATED, least likeable, loathed, member, Minecraft, Party, pooper, Remaining, reviled, Server, standing, survivor, unappealing, unlikable, unlikeable

Are you tired of being the least likeable member of your Minecraft party? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and watch as all your friends mysteriously disappear, leaving you as the last one standing. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in block form!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party. Zombie dance-offs, skeleton karaoke, and creeper fireworks – it’s a sight to behold! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGEN, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, Link Hub, LoRa Training, Mac, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, oral, pixelated, Pleasure, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, smp, Tags for Prompting, Vae, Wiki

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join.

Last time on /degen/: We discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a portal to the Nether made entirely out of cake. Who knows what crazy adventures await next!

But that’s not all, our server is equipped with cutting-edge technology like ComfyUI (Node-based) that allows you to mine diamonds with just a click of a button. And don’t even get me started on the Block Merging feature that lets you combine blocks to create your own custom TNT launcher.

Looking to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section. From celebrity cameos to custom character skins, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MixedCraft Server

afro, ambiguous features, biracial, black and white, cultural appropriation, dating etiquette, frizzy hair, hair texture, heritage, identity politics, interracial dating, light brown hair, mixed race, MixedCraft, multiracial, rachel dolezal, racial disclosure, racial identity, racial sensitivity, Server, white passing

Are you tired of awkward first dates like this? Join our Minecraft server where your race doesn’t matter at all! We welcome players of all backgrounds, whether you’re black, white, or a mix of both. No need to worry about cultural appropriation here, just build, mine, and have a great time with our diverse community.

Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and just focus on having fun. Plus, we have epic events like “Race to the End” where players compete to be the first to reach the end dimension. Will you be the ultimate champion or will you get lost in the Nether? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkwardness behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can play together, no matter what their background is. See you in the game!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ExHusbandCraft

amicable, Divorce, ENGAGEMENT, ex husband, ExHusbandCraft, family, Gay, government offices, grandchildren, Identity, Insecurity, last name, Marriage, new chapter, Official documents, Peace, power play, PRESSURE, selfish, Social, Villain

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for real life, it’s for virtual life too! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and relationship drama while mining for diamonds.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly your ex-husband and his new fiancé show up in the game, demanding you change your Minecraft username to match their new family dynamic. Will you stand your ground and keep your original name, or will you give in to keep the peace in the pixelated world?

But wait, there’s more! Engage in epic battles with your kids who are divided on whether you should change your Minecraft name or not. Will you listen to the wise advice of your friends or follow the questionable logic of your virtual offspring?

Join us on this server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the name-changing quests are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So, are you ready to be the hero or the villain in this tangled web of virtual relationships? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SmellCraft: Choose Your Scent

alluring scent, aroma, captivating smell, choose, comforting fragrance, comforting smell, delightful aroma, enchanting aroma, enticing aroma, favorite scent, favorite smell, Fragrance, intoxicating fragrance, invigorating aroma, nostalgic smell, pleasant aroma, pleasant scent, pleasing scent, refreshing scent, scent, SmellCraft, soothing scent, sweet fragrance

Do you love the smell of freshly mined diamonds in the morning? Or perhaps the aroma of sizzling porkchops on a campfire? Well, on our server, you can experience all the smells of Minecraft in one place! Join us for a whiff-tastic adventure like no other!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! We once had a creeper throw a surprise birthday party for Steve, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of gunpowder. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret underground village of villagers who were all secretly ninjas in disguise.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers that smell like last week’s leftovers, come join us for a scent-sational experience that will leave your nostrils tingling with excitement!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TreeHuggerCraft

#sustainability, Biodiversity, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, conservation, Deforestation, deforestation impact, environmental groups, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, EU, forest conservation, greenhouse gases, law delay, TreeHuggerCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we chop down trees like there’s no tomorrow! we’re like the deforestation champions of the virtual world! equivalent to 18 million cars, that’s how much we’re saving the environment by clearing out all those pesky trees in our way.

join us and help fuel the climate crisis in the most fun way possible! build massive treehouses and then destroy them in the name of progress. who needs oxygen anyway? we’re all about that carbon dioxide life.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as environmentally destructive as it is entertaining, look no further. come join us and be a part of the deforestation revolution!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Arthropleura Head Hunt

1854, 300 million years old, Ancient, Arthropleura, arthropod, discovery, entomology, Evolution, fossil, head, History, hunt, LARGEST, Millipede, Paleontology, prehistoric, research, scientists, Specimen

Yo, listen up! So, like, scientists found this big ol’ head of an Arthropleura, which is, like, the biggest bug thingy to ever exist, bro! It’s, like, from, like, 300 million years ago and stuff. And get this, no one had ever found a fossil with its head intact until 1854, man!

Join our Minecraft server and you might just stumble upon some prehistoric bugs or, like, uncover ancient secrets or something, dude! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this server, where the past comes to life in pixelated form. So come on, join us and let’s dig up some dino bones together, bro!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

1.16.5, Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, DeadCoins, Deadtime, Enchanting, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, Server, Unique TNT, Unique Totem Enchantment, WIPE TODAY

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Allium SMP: Where the players are semi-baked, the map is blue, and the whitelist is as exclusive as VIP club entry. 1.21!

Allium, apply, Blue, Builders, club, Community, discord bots, entry, Events, exclusive, Farms, Friendly, Griefing, instagram, Map, Mayoral vote, Mods, multicultural, Performance, PERMISSIONS, Players, Railroad, Redstone, semibaked, server ip, Shopping Area, smp, Staff, Vanilla, Vip, Whitelist

Allium SMP Season 8 Overview

Server Type	Semi vanilla
Focus	Performance, community, redstone farms
Events	In-game events, Mayoral vote, player built shopping area
Discord	Join Discord
Server IP	play.alliummc.org
Instagram	Instagram

FAQ

Q: Are TNT duping and worldeaters allowed on the server?

A: Yes, TNT duping and worldeaters are permitted on Allium SMP.

Q: Are mods like Tweakaroo and Minihud allowed?

A: Yes, mods like Tweakaroo and Minihud are permitted on the server.

Q: Are there any claims on the server?

A: There are no claims on the server, but rollback software is used to deter and undo griefing.

Q: How can I join the community?

A: You can message the server or join their Discord to get permissions to join.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Future President’s Minecraft Server

Address, Campaign, Candidate, Country, Democracy, election, Future, future president, Government, hello, INAUGURATION, leader, leadership, Minecraft, nation, policy, Politics, president, presidents, Say hello, Server, Speech, Vote

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can say hello to your future president! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our president is actually a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. He may not have any political experience, but he sure knows how to build a mean roller coaster in Minecraft.

– We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Saturday night. The only way to get in is by doing the chicken dance for 5 minutes straight.

– Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, we trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Gouda, brie, blue cheese – you name it, we’ve got it.

– Every month, we host a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole week. Just watch out for the fire breath.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say hello to your future president – he may not be the most conventional leader, but he sure knows how to have a good time in Minecraft!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Farms Harvested:	705
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NoobiePro Minecraft SMP

Bilingual, communication skills, cross-cultural experiences, cultural adaptation, cultural identity, expat life, global citizenship, global nomad, growing up, identity formation, international upbringing, language acquisition, language barriers, language development, language learning, linguistic diversity, Minecraft, moving around, multicultural, native language, NoobiePro, smp, third culture kid

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where we don’t have a single true “native language” because we all moved around growing up! Join us for a linguistic rollercoaster ride as we try to communicate in a mishmash of languages and gibberish.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and won by doing the floss with all four legs.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Who needs a native language when you can communicate through interpretive dance and chicken clucks? Join us today and embrace the chaos!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BedrockBrosSleepover

apartment, awkward silence, Bed.., BedrockBrosSleepover, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Couch, crash pad, dealbreaker, Friend, Girlfriend, Hospitality, Party, party pooper, relationship, Respect, safe ride, sleepover, weekend plans, WIBTA

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a night out like no other! We promise you won’t have to sleep on the couch while your girlfriend and her friend take over your bed – unless, of course, you want to! Our server is all about crazy adventures and unexpected twists, just like this story. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Who needs a party pooper when you can have a party animal like us? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241