come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Blocky Vagina Magnet Minecraft Server

    Blocky Vagina Magnet Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server out there – “Vagina Magnet”! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

    Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!

    But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.

    And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

    So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP

    Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.

    Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

    Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • SisNoApt4DisabledBFF

    SisNoApt4DisabledBFF
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for service animals! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.

    But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!

    So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ToxicExOrMe Minecraft SMP

    ToxicExOrMe Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wondering if you’re the reason your diamond pickaxe broke or if your ex was just a toxic creeper blowing up your base? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond armor to go around. Who needs therapy when you can just blame your ex for all your problems in-game? So grab your sword, saddle up on a pig, and come join us for a server experience like no other. Just watch out for those toxic exes lurking around every corner…

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • KindCraft: RandomKindActs

    KindCraft: RandomKindActs
    Have you ever been wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft, only to stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Our players are so generous that they’ll even build you a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, just because they can.

    One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!

    But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Dragons Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CommieCraft: Not Our MamaLand

    CommieCraft: Not Our MamaLand
    so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Brain Boosting Mini Games

    Brain Boosting Mini Games
    come join our minecraft server for the most epic brain workout of your life, bro! we got kids doing simple exercises like rubbing hands and balancing on one leg to increase blood flow to their prefrontal cortex. why? because that’s where all the decision-making, memory, and attention happens, duh! so if you wanna level up your brain power while building epic structures in minecraft, this server is the place to be. plus, who doesn’t wanna see a bunch of kids doing elbow circles in a virtual world? it’s gonna be lit, fam!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Bleach Block Minecraft Server

    Bleach Block Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of fighting hollows and saving the Soul Society all the time? Well, Ichigo sure is! That’s why he’s taking a day off and inviting you to join him on this epic Minecraft server!

    Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).

    But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?

    So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • /TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

    /TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in Bretonnia ain’t free edition, where the land is filled with mystical creatures and dangerous quests await you at every turn.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.

    But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • DoggoDilemmaCraft

    DoggoDilemmaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than the story of Mark and Julie abandoning their dog, Buddy, for six whole months!

    Just like how Buddy found a new home with our player, you’ll find a new home in our server filled with adventure, challenges, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs Mark and Julie when you can have a loyal companion like Buddy by your side?

    Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to unreasonable neighbors, just like our player did. Show them who’s boss and make your mark in our wacky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Dimension Hops: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • RedFlagGirlMC SMP

    RedFlagGirlMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

    Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where the biggest red flags in a girl are actually giant red banners that lead you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot. That’s right, forget about relationship drama, we’re all about the treasure hunt drama here!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a legendary player known as “The Enderdragon Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can tame Enderdragons and ride them into battle against other players. Will you be able to defeat this mythical creature and claim the title of Dragon Master?

    So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from your fellow players). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • ParentalBoundariesMC

    ParentalBoundariesMC
    Are you tired of boring old servers with strict rules and boundaries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest ride in town! Join us and experience a world where the only boundaries are the ones you build yourself (literally, build whatever you want, we don’t judge).

    Our server is so crazy, even your parents would be like, “What boundaries did we establish again?”. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • KimJongCraftPutinComrade

    KimJongCraftPutinComrade
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and vladimir putin holding hands and dancing together in a field of rainbow sheep. you can ride on top of a flying unicorn made out of diamond blocks while shooting lasers out of your eyes at creepers. our community is like a family, except instead of family dinners we have epic battles against giant mutant chickens. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even world leaders becoming best buddies in a virtual world.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BedtimeCraft – SleepyGut Server

    BedtimeCraft – SleepyGut Server
    so like, u know how u always wanted a good night’s sleep but ur gut microbiome was like nah fam, not today? well, come join our wacky minecraft server where we have the secret to a richer gut microbiome and better sleep efficiency!

    we got scientists and stuff doing research and they found out that if u play on our server, u gonna sleep like a baby unicorn on a cloud made of marshmallows. like, ur gut and brain gonna be bffs and give u the best sleep of ur life.

    imagine waking up feeling refreshed and ready to conquer the world, all thanks to our magical minecraft server. so come join us and experience the wonders of the gut-brain connection in a whole new way. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

    what are u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a healthier, happier you!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 68

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Prison Pals Minecraft Server

    Prison Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

    And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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