come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Vanishing Items Found: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Blocky Manga Minecraft Server

    Blocky Manga Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where everything is made of cake. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of frosting and sprinkles, and ride around on a unicorn made of chocolate.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5793 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Falling into the Void: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Relentless Formula One General – Lewis Robbed? Red Bull Domination? Wake Up Edition

    Minecraft SMP – Relentless Formula One General – Lewis Robbed? Red Bull Domination? Wake Up Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than the Alpine 100 Race Plan? Join our server where the WDC standings are decided by who can build the most epic base and the WCC standings are based on who can mine the most diamonds!

    We’ve got more drama than a pit stop mishap, with Newey revealing why he’s still helping Red Bull even after starting at Aston Martin, and Hulkenberg predicting that Haas will be a serious competitor in the years to come – forget about the Nether, this is where the real action is!

    Join now and race to the top of the leaderboard, just like Verstappen racing to get his first win in 8 races! With more twists and turns than a Monaco street circuit, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that Fernando Alonso is aiming to win his third F1 title in the next two or three years – can you beat him to it in the world of Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of building, mining, and competing in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Farms Harvested: 468
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 219 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • NoSoloMinecraftServer

    NoSoloMinecraftServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of living with roommates who bring their significant others over without asking!

    Picture this: you log in to the server and find out that your roommate’s partner has been using your enchanting table without permission. Oh, the horror! But wait, it gets better – they might even leave their pets roaming around your base, causing chaos wherever they go.

    But fear not, for our server is a place where you can stand up for your rights as a player! No more will you have to tolerate strangers using your brewing stand or stealing your precious loot. Join us and together we will fight against the tyranny of unattended guests in our virtual homes!

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure filled with twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a roommate who thinks they can do whatever they want. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this wild world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MommaDramaCraft

    MommaDramaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the gender disappointment of your parents! Our server is filled with adventures, treasures, and no gender bias!

    Imagine a world where you are the favorite child, where you get all the gifts and attention you deserve. On our server, you can be the star of the show, just like Lily in real life. No more feeling left out or unloved, because on our server, you are the chosen one!

    So come join us and leave behind the family drama. Build your own kingdom, find hidden treasures, and be the hero of your own story. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and leave the gender disappointment behind!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Runes Activated: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Emeralds Found: 3685 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MovieMagicMinecraftSMP

    MovieMagicMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a blockbuster movie come to life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas riding pigs come charging at you, demanding to join your faction because they heard you have the best parties in town. And that’s just the beginning! We have secret underground dance parties with creepers, llama rodeos in the Nether, and even a pet chicken that can do the floss dance. So if you’re ready for non-stop action and hilarity, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Buildings Constructed: 41
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 18
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • MisunderstoodCraft

    MisunderstoodCraft
    Are you tired of trying to explain your love for Minecraft to your non-gamer friends? Look no further, because our server is the place where your obsession is not only understood but celebrated! Join us and be surrounded by fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who will appreciate your dedication to building pixelated masterpieces.

    Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server – it’s a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. You’ll embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even have the chance to ride a unicorn (yes, you read that right).

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. And rumor has it that if you can solve their riddles, you’ll be granted access to a secret disco party where Steve himself will be busting out his best dance moves.

    So why waste your time on boring, ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky, wonderful world? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams run wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Buildings Constructed: 24
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • UkrainianHackerzRusBust

    UkrainianHackerzRusBust
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian hackers are taking down russian institutions for the second day in a row!!! watch as they use their mad skills to infiltrate and destroy, all while you build your own epic creations in the game. it’s like a real-life cyber war, but in minecraft!!! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction (in the game, of course). trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience. let’s show those russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Potions Brewed: 140 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Narcissism & Sadism: Sex Drive & Porn

    Narcissism & Sadism: Sex Drive & Porn
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! We got unicorns flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and pigs can talk.

    And get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are friendly. Zombies will give u high fives, skeletons will teach u how to dougie, and spiders will braid ur hair.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. Plus, we heard that joining increases ur sex drive and makes u a master at using porn. So what are u waiting for? Let’s get blocky!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Dimension Hops: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 136
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is literally me! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave filled with diamond-studded creepers! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that come your way. So come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – because it’s literally me!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Meteorites Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ExBFFs Minecraft SMP

    ExBFFs Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with exes who are still friends with each other. Will you be caught in the middle of their drama? Will you have to choose sides in their epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple? Only time will tell!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama-licious plans?

    So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships with exes are even more complicated!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 30 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • NoobsNeedLoveToo

    NoobsNeedLoveToo
    Are you tired of being a forever alone creeper in the world of Minecraft? Fear not, for our server is the ultimate dating hotspot for all the lonely players out there! Join us and find your pixelated soulmate among our community of love-seeking adventurers. Who needs Tinder when you have diamond armor and enchanted swords to win over your crush?

    Our server is so romantic, even the Ender Dragon found its true love here and now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple. And rumor has it that Notch himself met his in-game girlfriend while building the first ever blocky house on our server.

    So if you’re looking for love, loot, and laughs, join us and let the pixelated romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy world of Minecraft.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • HezbrosGoneWild – RIP Senior Official!

    HezbrosGoneWild – RIP Senior Official!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than israel and hezbollah combined! we got senior officials dying left and right, but don’t worry, we back truce efforts so it’s all good. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like in the middle east but with creepers and zombies instead. trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftdrama #hezbollahwho #israelwhat

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Sacrificial Power Display – Minecraft Server

    Sacrificial Power Display – Minecraft Server
    LOLZ come join our Minecraft server where we reenact ancient human sacrifice rituals for FUN! Sacrifice your friends and enemies to show your EXTREME POWER in the game! Explore huge burial mounds in Siberia and uncover unique rituals involving humans and horses. Who needs diamonds when you can have sacrificial offerings instead? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 205 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • The Bob’s Secret Multiplayer Pizza Party

    The Bob’s Secret Multiplayer Pizza Party
    Server Name Survival SMP with Kingdoms
    Mods Farming, Furniture, Gravestones
    Staff Friendly staff
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    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join our server by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP is allowed in designated areas. Check with the staff for specific rules.
    Are there any specific kingdom rules? Each kingdom may have its own set of rules. Make sure to read them before joining a kingdom.
    Can I suggest new mods for the server? Yes, we welcome suggestions for new mods. Please share your ideas with the staff.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Animals Bred: 157 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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