come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
Chimeras Created: 3 Void Gems Collected: 30
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Rainbows Spotted: 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is literally me! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave filled with diamond-studded creepers! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that come your way. So come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – because it’s literally me!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Emeralds Found: 1753 Magical Moments Shared: 17

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • ExBFFs Minecraft SMP

    ExBFFs Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with exes who are still friends with each other. Will you be caught in the middle of their drama? Will you have to choose sides in their epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple? Only time will tell!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama-licious plans?

    So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships with exes are even more complicated!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • NoobsNeedLoveToo

    NoobsNeedLoveToo
    Are you tired of being a forever alone creeper in the world of Minecraft? Fear not, for our server is the ultimate dating hotspot for all the lonely players out there! Join us and find your pixelated soulmate among our community of love-seeking adventurers. Who needs Tinder when you have diamond armor and enchanted swords to win over your crush?

    Our server is so romantic, even the Ender Dragon found its true love here and now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple. And rumor has it that Notch himself met his in-game girlfriend while building the first ever blocky house on our server.

    So if you’re looking for love, loot, and laughs, join us and let the pixelated romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy world of Minecraft.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • HezbrosGoneWild – RIP Senior Official!

    HezbrosGoneWild – RIP Senior Official!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than israel and hezbollah combined! we got senior officials dying left and right, but don’t worry, we back truce efforts so it’s all good. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like in the middle east but with creepers and zombies instead. trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftdrama #hezbollahwho #israelwhat

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Sacrificial Power Display – Minecraft Server

    Sacrificial Power Display – Minecraft Server
    LOLZ come join our Minecraft server where we reenact ancient human sacrifice rituals for FUN! Sacrifice your friends and enemies to show your EXTREME POWER in the game! Explore huge burial mounds in Siberia and uncover unique rituals involving humans and horses. Who needs diamonds when you can have sacrificial offerings instead? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Alien Abductions: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • The Bob’s Secret Multiplayer Pizza Party

    The Bob’s Secret Multiplayer Pizza Party
    Server Name Survival SMP with Kingdoms
    Mods Farming, Furniture, Gravestones
    Staff Friendly staff
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    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join our server by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP is allowed in designated areas. Check with the staff for specific rules.
    Are there any specific kingdom rules? Each kingdom may have its own set of rules. Make sure to read them before joining a kingdom.
    Can I suggest new mods for the server? Yes, we welcome suggestions for new mods. Please share your ideas with the staff.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 216 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Mine It Back Minecraft Server

    Mine It Back Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered.

    But that’s not all – we also have a pet dragon that roams the lands, breathing fire and causing mayhem wherever it goes. If you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame it and ride it into battle against your enemies.

    Oh, and did we mention that the server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to navigate treacherous parkour courses just to get around. But don’t worry, falling off the edge just means you’ll respawn back on the island with all your items intact.

    So come join us on our epic quest to reclaim what is rightfully ours – and in the meantime, feel free to explore, build, and cause a little chaos of your own. Just watch out for the creepers…they tend to have a mind of their own.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 2371
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Joker 2 Minecraft SMP Madness

    Joker 2 Minecraft SMP Madness
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience a world where the Joker is the supreme ruler and his main goal is to build the most outrageous pranks and traps for unsuspecting players.

    Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant Joker face appears in the sky, laughing maniacally as it rains down TNT on your head. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just make sure to have your respawn point set because you never know when the Joker will strike next.

    Oh, and did we mention that the only way to defeat the Joker is by challenging him to a dance-off? That’s right, put on your best disco outfit and boogie your way to victory while the Joker tries to outdo you with his killer moves.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, come join us and see how you would’ve concluded the Joker 2 in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
    Potions Brewed: 188 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • ZooCraft Minecraft Server

    ZooCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of friends who take advantage of your generosity? Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual zoo where YOU control who gets in! No more pesky friends trying to steal your guest passes, because in our world, you make the rules. Plus, you can create a zoo filled with crazy animals like flying pigs and talking creepers. Don’t let anyone gatecrash your zoo party – join us now for a wild time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Dimension Hops: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Mom’s Forced Inclusion FunLand

    Mom’s Forced Inclusion FunLand
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as we navigate the twisted tale of a boy who doesn’t share the same dad as his twin sister. Will he be included in family outings against their will? Will his mom continue to force the issue, even though nobody wants him there? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

    Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being the unwanted family member – Witness the drama unfold as court battles ensue – Explore the depths of sibling loyalty and parental obligations – Discover the true meaning of family dysfunction in a virtual world

    So come on down to our server and join in on the chaotic fun! Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional one in Minecraft? Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Farms Harvested: 687

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP

    PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the pandemic never happened because we live in a parallel universe where zombies are the only threat! That’s right, no masks, no social distancing, just pure unadulterated chaos as we fight off hordes of zombies while trying to build our dream bases. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. So if you’re tired of the same old boring survival servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Dimension Hops: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • PixelPensionPitfalls

    PixelPensionPitfalls
    Are you tired of boring old age creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will never feel the effects of aging! Join us and experience the Fountain of Youth in the form of endless fun and excitement.

    Our players in their 40s have discovered the secret to eternal youth – building pixelated castles, battling virtual dragons, and mining for diamonds all day long. Forget about wrinkles and grey hairs, on our server, the only thing aging is your character’s level!

    So why wait until you’re in your 40s to realize the importance of staying young at heart? Join our server now and start your journey to immortality through the power of Minecraft. Who needs anti-aging creams when you have a diamond sword and a potion of eternal youth? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to eternal glory together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 54
    Emeralds Found: 5173 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Potions Brewed: 179 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PassportPanicMC

    PassportPanicMC
    come join our epic minecraft server where we are basically like china but for gamers lol. we demand all players surrender their passports before joining to control travel and limit foreign influence in our virtual world. it’s like a dictatorship but with blocks and creepers. plus, we have a secret underground society of pandas who are plotting to take over the server and establish a bamboo dictatorship. so if you’re into crazy government control and panda revolutions, this is the server for you! join now before it’s too late!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Plastic-Breaking Bacteria Craft

    Plastic-Breaking Bacteria Craft
    join our epic minecraft server where we have mussel-inspired sticky bacteria that break down plastic waste faster than a speeding bullet! imagine having your own army of adhesive bacteria and proteins helping you clean up the world of plastic pollution.

    we have created a magical world where you can harness the power of these bacteria to build insane structures and fight off evil plastic monsters. become the hero that saves the planet, one block at a time!

    come join us and be part of this epic adventure to save the world from plastic pollution. together, we can make a difference and have a blast doing it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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