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Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 13

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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