PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie pigmen armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. But don’t worry, because our server has a secret weapon – flying llamas that shoot fireballs out of their butts! Join now for a chance to ride a giant chicken into battle and conquer the land with your army of explosive sheep. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

> /v/irgin Anons Can’t Handle Fortnite… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing with noobs who can’t handle the intensity of Fortnite? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real gamers hang out. We don’t mess around with those casuals from /v/, we’re all about hardcore gaming here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and pulling off epic pranks on your fellow players. Rumor has it that one player even built a working roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano – talk about adrenaline rush!

So if you’re ready to step up your game and show everyone what you’re made of, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to leave your noob status at the door, because only the strongest survive in this wild world of blocky adventures.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Potions Brewed:	39
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PreggoSILCryinWhyNameChange

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like this crazy family dynamic, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us if you want a server where you can change your name 25 times and still have people questioning your choices. We promise not to judge your in-game name, no matter how “old-fashioned” or “vintage” it may be.

And if you’re looking for a server where hormones run wild and tempers flare, you’ve come to the right place. Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like this family feud over a name.

So come join us for a wild ride of drama, tears, and maybe even a few laughs. Who knows, you might just find yourself changing your Minecraft name multiple times too!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	48
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MisconceptionHaterMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky world! Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have tea parties with creepers!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Bell, where you can feast on spicy zombie flesh tacos!

So say goodbye to boring misconceptions about Minecraft servers and join us for a wild ride of insanity and shenanigans! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be fun)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TearCraft: Cry and Build!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you cry tears of boredom? Well, look no further because our server will make you cry tears of joy! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking cows. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! So come on, join our server and prepare to laugh until you cry (happy tears, of course)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Trash Bottle Energy

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join dis epic minecraft server where u can turn trash into treasure like dat coca-cola bottle! we got magic potions, we got luxury items, we even got tooth-rotting garbage if u into dat kinda thing! come join da fun and see what crazy adventures await u! who knows, maybe u’ll find a diamond sword in a pile of junk or ride a flying pig into battle! anything is possible on dis server, so come on and join da madness!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Ores Mined:	8870
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Siberian Wildfire Party!

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come join our server, where the only thing hotter than the siberian wildfires is our epic gameplay! we got so much action, you’ll be scorching through forests like a pro. release all that stored carbon in the ground by mining like a maniac. who needs permafrost when you can have permaFUN on our server? double the wildfire activity means double the fun, so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s burn this place down together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Modern Anarchy in New Times

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True Anarchy server. The only mod is the owner, if you want a 2011 minecraft experience this is the server to join. Play with friends, make groups, do anything you want. NO RULES AT ALL

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Potions Brewed:	183
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Towns Built:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Emeralds Found:	8158	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Vanilla Playground: Where chaos meets the delicious taste of pure survival!

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A Classic Anarchy With No Plugins, No Rules, No Resets.

Server Information

IP	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make.

Server Features

Classical survival on modern version
Been up for 3 years
Grief, build, explore with friends
Do ANYTHING!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules. It’s a classic anarchy server.
Is the server regularly reset?	No, the server has been up for 3 years without any resets.
Can I play with friends on the server?	Yes, you can build, explore, and engage in various activities with your friends on the server.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Woke up this morning Minecraft server

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and decided to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a magical server where pigs could fly and creepers sang lullabies. The diamonds sparkled brighter than the sun and the zombies were actually friendly neighbors who just wanted to borrow a cup of sugar. Join this server and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a unicorn while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Plus, rumor has it that the ender dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just needs a hug. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	634	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Runes Activated:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Buildings Constructed:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

So-Freaking-EPIC Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is located in the mystical land of Florida, where the palm trees are made of diamonds and the beaches are filled with creepers sunbathing. Who wouldn’t want to build their base in such a luxurious location?

2. Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two!

3. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Dive in and claim your riches, but beware of the guardian squids who are fiercely protective of their loot!

4. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… llamas! That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell items using these quirky and lovable creatures. Just make sure to keep them away from the cacti, they have a tendency to get a little prickly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest and most absurd adventures you’ll ever experience! Remember, Florida for blue!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Gods Slained:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	346

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SmileCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joy of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire and then blaming it on a rogue creeper. Our server is full of laughter and chaos, with players constantly pranking each other and causing mayhem. Who needs therapy when you can just hop on our server and release all your stress by trolling your friends? Plus, we have a secret underground disco club where we host dance parties every Saturday night. So come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3688
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

FearCraft: Who’s Your Daddy?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, fear not, because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to prove your bravery by facing off against the most fearsome creatures in the Minecraft world – like killer bunnies with laser eyes and creepers that can breakdance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold blocks who challenges players to epic chicken dance battles for rare loot.

So if you’re ready to test your courage and have a clucking good time, join our server today and show the world who’s the true champion of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	158
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minecraft Memory Boost Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna flex your brain muscles while block building, then you gotta join this lit Minecraft server! We got levels of cognitive stuff that will make your brain go brrrrrr!

Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual world, placing blocks left and right, when suddenly BAM! Your memory gets a boost, your working memory is on point, and your attention and processing speed are faster than the speed of light! All thanks to our high-level cognitive stimulating leisure activity!

Forget about boring old servers, come join us and level up your brain while crafting your dream world! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Let’s get those brain cells firing, baby!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.