Are you tired of waiting for the perfect time to pee in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we embrace premature urination with open arms! Join us for a wild ride as you try to build and survive while constantly battling the urge to pee. Who knew virtual bladder control could be so exhilarating? So come on, join us and let the golden showers begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
Crops Grown: 4834 New Chunks Explored: 959190
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • “Ravencraft: Where semi, but not vanilla, with SMP, dynmap, and Java is the only way to play Minecraft at 18+”.

    “Ravencraft: Where semi, but not vanilla, with SMP, dynmap, and Java is the only way to play Minecraft at 18+”.

    Ravencraft Server Overview

    Ravencraft is a growing semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We have a staff of friendly mods who have worked together for years, an expanding community of players, and an expanding map for you to explore! We are a group of adults who like to build, explore, experiment, and create together. If you’re looking for a community oriented server where you can hang out with mature folks, come give us a try!

    Server Address mc.ravensburg.org
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    About Us

    • New map for 1.21
    • Periodic world border expansions
    • Hard difficulty
    • Sleep plugin to make nights go faster
    • Firespread is turned ON
    • Expanding Overworld road network & Nether tunnel system
    • Established donor base for high-end, dedicated hardware
    • Dynmap
    • Discord
    • LGBTQI+ friendly
    • Grown-ass adults

    We’re Looking for Players Who

    • Are 18 and over
    • Don’t use hacks or cheats
    • Are respectful of other players
    • Want to hang out and chat with fun and friendly folks

    If this sounds like you, we’d love to meet you! We are a greylist server, so hop on and have a look, and we’ll set you up with a quick and painless application!

    Ravencraft Server Overview

    Ravencraft is a growing semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We have a staff of friendly mods who have worked together for years, an expanding community of players, and an expanding map for you to explore! We are a group of adults who like to build, explore, experiment, and create together. If you’re looking for a community oriented server where you can hang out with mature folks, come give us a try!

    Server Address mc.ravensburg.org
    Rules Click here
    Gallery Click here

    About Us

    • New map for 1.21
    • Periodic world border expansions
    • Hard difficulty
    • Sleep plugin to make nights go faster
    • Firespread is turned ON
    • Expanding Overworld road network & Nether tunnel system
    • Established donor base for high-end, dedicated hardware
    • Dynmap
    • Discord
    • LGBTQI+ friendly
    • Grown-ass adults

    We’re Looking for Players Who

    • Are 18 and over
    • Don’t use hacks or cheats
    • Are respectful of other players
    • Want to hang out and chat with fun and friendly folks

    If this sounds like you, we’d love to meet you! We are a greylist server, so hop on and have a look, and we’ll set you up with a quick and painless application!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Touching Grass Minecraft Server

    Touching Grass Minecraft Server
    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of being cooped up in your dark, dingy Minecraft caves all day? Well, fear not because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be touching grass in no time! That’s right, we have a special feature where every player gets teleported to a beautiful grassy field every hour to recharge their virtual vitamin D levels.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that drops diamond-encrusted eggs for you to use as weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden Hot Dog Forest, where trees are made of hot dogs and the rivers flow with ketchup.

    Join us now for a wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Come touch some grass and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Towns Built: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Kwab Drade’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Kwab Drade’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure
    Welcome to KWABDRADE, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of derpy llamas who have a knack for causing mayhem and mischief. You never know what they’ll do next, but it’s guaranteed to be entertaining!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Get your groove on while dodging creepers and skeletons – it’s a real party in the mines!

    3. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a sheep who’s convinced he’s a secret agent. You’ll never be bored with these wacky personalities around!

    4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

    So what are you waiting for? Join KWABDRADE today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • SeatSnatcherCraft

    SeatSnatcherCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of high school and join a community of players who actually appreciate you! Unlike that girl in 11th grade who can’t seem to mind her own business, our server is full of friendly players who won’t try to cheat off your test answers or make fun of you behind your back.

    Join us and build your own virtual world where you can focus on what really matters – like mining for diamonds and battling mobs. Plus, we have a strict no-cheating policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone peeking at your screen while you’re trying to survive in the wilderness.

    So come on over to our server and leave the high school drama behind. Trust us, you’ll have a much better time hanging out with creepers and zombies than dealing with mean girls who can’t appreciate a good seat in class.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • IDGAFcraft

    IDGAFcraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the most chaotic and unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in! We don’t care about your feelings, your opinions, or even your sanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, upside-down trees, and a secret underground society of sentient potatoes plotting world domination. Who needs rules when you have pure, unadulterated chaos? So come on, join us if you dare, and leave your sanity at the door!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BlockBusters: Beirut Boom

    BlockBusters: Beirut Boom
    come join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF takes down Hezbollah! we are like the Avengers of the minecraft world, except we use pickaxes instead of superpowers. join us as we rid the land of evil and build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and enchanted gear. come be a hero with us and take down the bad guys like a true warrior!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 84
    New Chunks Explored: 159707 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Zombie Dances: 9
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Zenith MC

    Zenith MC

    Join the Ultimate Survival Experience! Server: Zenith MC IP Address: ZenithMC.mcserver.us Version: 1.21 Game Mode: Survival Multiplayer Difficulty: Normal Mods: Vanilla Gameplay (No Mods) Whitelist: OFF (Everyone Welcome!)

    Explore a community-driven, vanilla survival world! Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or redstone enthusiast, Zenith MC is the perfect place to start your next journey. Come and join us for a pure Minecraft experience with no mods—just you, your creativity, and the wild!

    Join our Discord for community events, updates, and support: Zenith MC Discord

    What are you waiting for? Jump in and be part of the adventure!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Void Gems Collected: 19
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Cubywars

    Cubywars

    Welcome to CubyWars!!This server is based on the bungee server network.We offer SMP ( Classic ) and Skyblock (customed)as of right now and we will expand our network once we reach our community goal.We do offer a rank system which you can get by purchasing it on our network store or by getting it in-game.We also implemented Custom Cosmetic to make our server unique to us.There will be more stuff you can find out yourself by joining our server. Hope to see you there!!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Dimension Hops: 14
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Turnabout SMP: Where griefing is just a figment of your imagination. Age 16+ and still blaming the lag for your bad builds

    Turnabout SMP: Where griefing is just a figment of your imagination. Age 16+ and still blaming the lag for your bad builds

    Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Description
    Events We are entering a Halloween event and planning a museum.
    Inclusivity Turnabout welcomes everyone and provides a safe place to play.
    Quality of Life Addons Includes One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and more.
    Shopping and Minigames District Explore and participate in various activities.
    Mayoral Elections Players can influence the rules of the shopping and minigames district.
    Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins Protection for items and builds with rollback capabilities.
    24/7 Uptime The server is always online and ready for players.

    For more information and to join the community, visit our Discord server.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join Turnabout, you need to be whitelisted. Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to apply for whitelist.

    2. Is there an age requirement to play on Turnabout?

    Yes, Turnabout is a 16+ server.

    3. Are there rules in the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a friendly and respectful community. Please review the rules on our Discord server before playing.

    4. Can I participate in the events and minigames?

    Absolutely! We encourage all players to join in on the various events and activities hosted on Turnabout.

    5. How do I report a player for stealing or griefing?

    If you encounter any issues with stealing or griefing, please contact a staff member on the server or report the incident on our Discord server.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CuddleCraft Minecraft Server

    CuddleCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling bad for your bros? Do you just want to cuddle with someone, kiss their face, and call them a cutie patootie? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more! Rub their tummy, rough up their hair, and embarrass them in the most hilarious ways possible. Join us for a wild ride of virtual affection and chaos! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have all the fun on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5406 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 38
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • /turnleft/ Xfinity Food City 300 Minecraft SMP

    /turnleft/ Xfinity Food City 300 Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you’re racing around Bristol Motor Speedway on a pig while trying to avoid creepers and zombies at every turn. But that’s not all – this SMP is so wild that it’s actually being aired on the CW Network! Can you imagine the chaos of trying to build a base while dodging Dale Jr. as he zooms past in 13th place? It’s a thrill ride like no other, so grab your antennas and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 89 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8580

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • TripToTherapy Minecraft Server

    TripToTherapy Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life like poor Irene spreading food and cat litter on your bed! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and craziness that will make you forget all about spoiled kids and messy situations.

    Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun, unlike dealing with John and Palm who seem to be more interested in their fancy vacations than their own daughter’s well-being. Don’t worry, on our server, you won’t have to clean up after anyone but yourself (unless you want to, of course).

    So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs a psychologist when you can just play Minecraft and build your own world without any spoiled kids ruining it? Let’s escape reality together and have a blast on our server – where the only mess you’ll find is a creeper explosion!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • HomeDepotPupper

    HomeDepotPupper
    Are you tired of getting chewed out by random strangers for protecting your child from “service dogs” at Home Depot? Then come join our Minecraft server where there are no pesky canines to bother you! Our server is completely dog-free, so you can mine and build in peace without worrying about any furry interruptions.

    Join us and build your dream home without any unwanted sniffing or slobbering from uninvited service dogs. Don’t let anyone call you an asshole for protecting your child – on our server, you’re the hero! So leave the dog-friendly places behind and come join us for a dog-free Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew virtual construction could be so drama-free?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • EndlessCraft SMP: Sex Time Limit?

    EndlessCraft SMP: Sex Time Limit?
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us for endless fun and chaos as we embark on ridiculous quests like building a giant chicken statue or racing pigs through a lava obstacle course.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sex Olympics” where players compete to see who can last the longest in a… unique endurance challenge. Will you be the last one standing or will you crumble under the pressure? Only one way to find out!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of questionable content. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • SodaCraftersUnited

    SodaCraftersUnited
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only soda allowed is Creeper Cola! Why, you ask? Because every time you take a sip, a creeper explodes in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be hilarious? Join our server for the chance to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while trying to build your dream castle. Trust us, it’s a blast! Plus, rumor has it that if you drink enough Creeper Cola, you’ll gain the ability to teleport like an enderman. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8397 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 12 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 79

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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