COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft, where you’ll encounter taco mobs, piñata loot drops, and even a secret underground salsa dance party.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary El Luchador, a mysterious wrestler who challenges players to epic battles in the ring of fire. Defeat him and you’ll earn the title of Taco Champion and unlimited guacamole for life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Chicano edition server today and get ready for a fiesta like no other! ¡Arriba, arriba! ¡Ándale, ándale!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP
But the real question is, how do you meet girls in a world made of blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is filled with lovely pixelated ladies just waiting to be wooed. Show off your building skills, flex your redstone knowledge, and before you know it, you’ll have a Minecraft girlfriend to call your own.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your way to success (and maybe even love)!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join our server for epic battles where you can blow up your friends (in-game, of course) and watch as they rage quit in disbelief. But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like TNT Tag where you have to pass the explosive hot potato before it blows up in your face. Trust us, the adrenaline rush is worth it!
So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this explosive? It’s like a Bomberman fever dream come true!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 9783 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Plus, with our server, you can earn virtual money and keep yourself entertained while you wait out those pesky legal obstacles. Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft doctor, am I right? So come join us and start your new career as a virtual healer!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!
Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!
But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!
Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).
So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Imagine facing off in a Tag Championship Match where Rina from H.A.T.E. teams up with Azusa Inaba from JTO to take on Waka Tsukiyama and HANAKO from E neXus V. It’s gonna be a showdown like no other!
But that’s not all, get ready for a match between Manami from Sendai Girls Pro Wrestling and Rian from E neXus V. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown?
And don’t miss out on the ultimate showdown between Lady C and Ranna Yagami from God’s Eye against Aya Sakura and Sayaka Kurara from COSMIC ANGELS. It’s gonna be a battle of epic proportions!
Join us for all this and more on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you there!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Our server is so awesome that even the Halloween Rebellion of 108 couldn’t resist joining us. They heard about our epic water margin battles and had to be a part of the action. Plus, our pickup summon involves summoning Huyan Zhuo himself to help you conquer the Minecraft world.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special campaign where you can participate in the Great Void Sea Battle and imagine yourself scrambling to the surface with Nautilus. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Don’t believe us? Just ask the dragon girl who’s already a member – she’ll tell you all about it!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 16 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
1. Our server is so crazy that even Di Stefano himself would be amazed! That’s right, we’ve got Spanish flair and football legends roaming around our virtual world.
2. The only way to achieve true greatness in this server is by winning the title at the national team level with Argentina. It’s the ultimate challenge, but hey, nothing worth having comes easy, right?
3. We’ve got more LOLs and shenanigans than you can shake a pickaxe at. From building giant chicken statues to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft superstar!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 105 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about being grounded for silly reasons like putting a plate in the dishwasher wrong. A world where you can build, explore, and thrive without the looming threat of homework and family drama. Our server is the perfect place to let your imagination run wild and leave those stressful family dinners behind.
So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to the grilled chicken curse once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret quest to uncover the truth behind the Pasta Roni conspiracy. Are you brave enough to take it on? Only one way to find out!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us and experience the thrill of mining for rare meme coins, battling against hordes of crypto zombies, and building the most epic meme castle you can imagine. Forget about proof of stake, we’re all about that proof of meme life here.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the meme madness begin!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of infinite power, guarded by a horde of evil zombie pigmen. But beware, for the sword is said to be cursed and will turn anyone who wields it into a chicken for 24 hours!
Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is home to the elusive Ender Dragon, who loves nothing more than challenging players to a game of Minecraft trivia. Beat him at his own game and he’ll reward you with a chest full of rare loot!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 90 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
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| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 199 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
