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| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!
build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!
but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown as allies target all of Russia’s strategic assets within a 300km radius in the first minutes of battle. Will you fight for Poland’s honor or join the Russian forces in a desperate attempt to defend St. Petersburg? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server! Join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, epic battles, and maybe even a few brain cells lost along the way. Let’s get crafting, comrades!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 5452 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us for epic quests, insane storylines, and a community of gamers who are just as obsessed with RPGs as you are. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Ores Mined: | 2684 | New Chunks Explored: | 872604 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join our server and experience the thrill of ghosting your friends and foes alike. Who needs to communicate when you can just vanish into thin air? Plus, we have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of players past like to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. It’s a ghostly good time for all!
So if you’re looking for a server where ghosting is not only accepted, but celebrated, then look no further. Join us and embrace the ghostly side of Minecraft!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us if you want to witness the legendary tale of Shorty McShortshort, the shortest man in all of Minecraftia. Legend has it that he once defeated a giant Creeper by tickling its toes with a feather! And if you join our server, you might just have the chance to meet Shorty and learn his secret tickling technique.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Will you be the next Chicken Jousting champion and win the coveted Golden Egg trophy?
So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see just how short is too short in a man!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. we got a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and dance to dubstep.
oh, and did i mention we have a giant diamond castle where u can chill with ur homies and sip on some virtual lemonade?
plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and make rainbows shoot out of his butt.
so come join us and reclaim ur sovereignty from the evil forces of boredom! it’s gonna be lit, fam.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
imagine flying through the skies on a jet, dropping TNT on unsuspecting players below. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft.
plus, we got this crazy story where France is like, “here, Ukraine, take these jets as a gift.” and Ukraine is all like, “thanks, bro, now we can dominate the skies in Minecraft.”
so, if you wanna experience the thrill of flying fighter jets in a blocky world, come join us on this server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Alternate IP: thedominion.us
🌟 Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion (est. 2013)! 🏰
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| ⚔️ DUNGEONS | Conquer hand-crafted challenges, unveiling your dungeoneering prowess for exclusive loot and glory! |
| 🌍 WORLDS | Dive into a hybrid realm – an SMP haven for builders or a bespoke RPG world of dungeons and dangers! |
| 🛠️ CUSTOMIZATION | Elevate your gameplay with unique items, bosses, and a leveling system tailored for immersive experiences. |
| 👥 COMMUNITY DRIVEN | Crafted by a passionate, small team; we welcome all to aid in improving our server. |
| 🆕 CONSTANT EVOLUTION | Your feedback shapes the server as we unveil fresh content. |
⚔️ARE YOU A DUNGEONEER? Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 236 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Imagine the adrenaline rush as you stare down your opponents, mouth insults through your pixelated side view mirror, and engage in slow-motion acceleration battles. And don’t worry, our intersection intersections are perfectly safe for all your brake checking needs.
So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate road rage showdowns in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone places a block in your path.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wedding dress drama that will make your blocky world spin!
Imagine this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, a wild sister appears wearing a white dress to your virtual wedding! Will you be able to stop her before she steals your spotlight? Will your virtual parents take sides in this epic battle of fashion faux pas? Only on our server will you find out!
Join now for a chance to witness the most outrageous wedding dress showdown in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Mines Excavated: | 1388 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But that’s not all, folks! Our SMP is also home to a secret society of chicken ninjas. These feathered warriors are experts in stealth and sabotage, and they’ll teach you their ways if you prove yourself worthy. Imagine sneaking up on your enemies with a squad of ninja chickens at your side, clucking menacingly as you strike fear into their hearts.
So if you want to level up your skills and have some ridiculous fun along the way, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 136 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
