COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Imagine a world where friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and alliances are formed. Just like how Jane’s lies were uncovered, you’ll uncover hidden treasures and mysteries in our server.
Don’t be left out like poor Jane without any friends – join our server and become part of a community that will always have your back. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose sides, just like in this crazy story!
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the drama and excitement that awaits you!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!
So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being alone again. Our community is so lively and vibrant, you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual block party 24/7. Need a buddy to help you take down the Ender Dragon? We’ve got you covered. Want to show off your pixel art skills to a crowd of adoring fans? We’ve got those too.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who is said to have built a castle made entirely of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find him and defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes.
So come on down to our server and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs real friends when you’ve got a whole virtual world to explore with your fellow blockheads?
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1154 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!
build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!
but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown as allies target all of Russia’s strategic assets within a 300km radius in the first minutes of battle. Will you fight for Poland’s honor or join the Russian forces in a desperate attempt to defend St. Petersburg? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server! Join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, epic battles, and maybe even a few brain cells lost along the way. Let’s get crafting, comrades!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us for epic quests, insane storylines, and a community of gamers who are just as obsessed with RPGs as you are. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join our server and experience the thrill of ghosting your friends and foes alike. Who needs to communicate when you can just vanish into thin air? Plus, we have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of players past like to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. It’s a ghostly good time for all!
So if you’re looking for a server where ghosting is not only accepted, but celebrated, then look no further. Join us and embrace the ghostly side of Minecraft!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us if you want to witness the legendary tale of Shorty McShortshort, the shortest man in all of Minecraftia. Legend has it that he once defeated a giant Creeper by tickling its toes with a feather! And if you join our server, you might just have the chance to meet Shorty and learn his secret tickling technique.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Will you be the next Chicken Jousting champion and win the coveted Golden Egg trophy?
So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see just how short is too short in a man!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. we got a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and dance to dubstep.
oh, and did i mention we have a giant diamond castle where u can chill with ur homies and sip on some virtual lemonade?
plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and make rainbows shoot out of his butt.
so come join us and reclaim ur sovereignty from the evil forces of boredom! it’s gonna be lit, fam.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
imagine flying through the skies on a jet, dropping TNT on unsuspecting players below. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft.
plus, we got this crazy story where France is like, “here, Ukraine, take these jets as a gift.” and Ukraine is all like, “thanks, bro, now we can dominate the skies in Minecraft.”
so, if you wanna experience the thrill of flying fighter jets in a blocky world, come join us on this server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Alternate IP: thedominion.us
🌟 Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion (est. 2013)! 🏰
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| ⚔️ DUNGEONS | Conquer hand-crafted challenges, unveiling your dungeoneering prowess for exclusive loot and glory! |
| 🌍 WORLDS | Dive into a hybrid realm – an SMP haven for builders or a bespoke RPG world of dungeons and dangers! |
| 🛠️ CUSTOMIZATION | Elevate your gameplay with unique items, bosses, and a leveling system tailored for immersive experiences. |
| 👥 COMMUNITY DRIVEN | Crafted by a passionate, small team; we welcome all to aid in improving our server. |
| 🆕 CONSTANT EVOLUTION | Your feedback shapes the server as we unveil fresh content. |
⚔️ARE YOU A DUNGEONEER? Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 1561 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 4665 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
