Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and banners? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous rate up banners featuring Lind and Commander Makoto (Limited Edition, of course).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly hosting insane events like VH x2 and Platinum Gacha With Masterpiece. And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Ultimate Refining and Battlefield of Memories events – they’re sure to blow your mind!

Oh, and did I mention our Main Story Update? We’re increasing the level cap to 322, UE cap to 330, and adding Pirate Anna to the shop. Plus, our Guildhouse furniture is getting a level increase – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a crazy good time filled with wacky events, outrageous banners, and insane updates. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 12 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

    Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

    So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • BedtimeBros

    BedtimeBros
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bedtime rules don’t apply! Join us for a wild night of gaming and staying up late, just like the OP who refused to go to bed when their girlfriend wanted them to.

    On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!

    So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • LonelyCraft SMP

    LonelyCraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

    But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

    So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • BrokeButHappyCraft

    BrokeButHappyCraft
    Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

    Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

    NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan
    so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Towns Built: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 30

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

    Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 New Chunks Explored: 615004

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

    Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP
    Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

    Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

    With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • NoKidsAllowedMC

    NoKidsAllowedMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

    Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

    So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

    SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • AnnoyingAF

    AnnoyingAF
    Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

    UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CraftyCovidCraze

    CraftyCovidCraze
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so lit, even the Kremlin is talking about it! Rumor has it that Trump sent Putin some Covid test machines just so he could join this server and dominate the competition.

    But wait, there’s more! Putin hasn’t been taking any phone calls since he left office because he’s been too busy building epic structures and slaying mobs on this server. Join now and you could be rubbing elbows with world leaders while you build your own Minecraft empire.

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 127 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 625652 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Brain Boosting Workout

    Brain Boosting Workout
    join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

    come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • 💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

    But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

    Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

    List of unique mechanics:

    ✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

    ? Enchanting totems with attributes.

    ? Unique TNT.

    ? Custom enchantments.

    ? Private blocks.

    ? Many different events.

    ? Buyer.

    ? Auction.

    ? Battle Pass.

    ? Master keys with resources.

    ? Auto-Mine

    In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

    IP: mc.deadtime.site

    Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

    Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Disgraceful smp, where chaos is only slightly encouraged!

    Disgraceful smp, where chaos is only slightly encouraged!
    Details Information
    Java Or Bedrock Java 1.21
    Realm/Server/World Server
    Number of players Server didn’t start yet
    Length of Play Session Infinite, server starts tomorrow
    Gametype Semi-anarchy
    Language English

    FAQs

    1. Can I join the server if I’m not using Java Edition?

      No, this server is specifically for Java Edition players.

    2. When will the server start?

      The server will start tomorrow.

    3. How many players are allowed on the server?

      The number of players is not limited, but the server hasn’t started yet.

    4. What does “semi-anarchy” mean in terms of gameplay?

      Semi-anarchy means there are some rules, but players have a certain level of freedom in their actions.

    5. Why is Netherite banned for the first week?

      Netherite is banned to allow for a more balanced gameplay experience for all players.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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