Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and banners? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous rate up banners featuring Lind and Commander Makoto (Limited Edition, of course).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly hosting insane events like VH x2 and Platinum Gacha With Masterpiece. And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Ultimate Refining and Battlefield of Memories events – they’re sure to blow your mind!

Oh, and did I mention our Main Story Update? We’re increasing the level cap to 322, UE cap to 330, and adding Pirate Anna to the shop. Plus, our Guildhouse furniture is getting a level increase – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a crazy good time filled with wacky events, outrageous banners, and insane updates. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
Ores Mined: 7671 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • PutinCraft Minecraft Server

    PutinCraft Minecraft Server
    OMG u guise, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! Like, we got Putin playing Minecraft and Ukraine is like, “Yo Brazil, arrest that dude if he shows up at the G20 summit!” Can u imagine the drama?! Join our server for all the craziness and chaos, we got Putin on the run and all the world leaders trying to catch him while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, so come join the fun! 😂🔥🚀 #ArrestPutinInMinecraft #CrazyServerFun

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Magic Wands Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CraftyTrumpWinsLOL

    CraftyTrumpWinsLOL
    so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, if you don’t join, Lech Walesa will come and be all like, “yo, this is a misfortune for the world, man.” but if you join, he’ll be all like, “yo, this is the best decision you ever made, bro.”

    we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?

    plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.

    so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • PixelCam Co.

    PixelCam Co.
    come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

    one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

    another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

    join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 800 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Poultry Manure Plant Party

    Poultry Manure Plant Party
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, because it’s filled with plant endophytes that are resistant to antimicrobials. Why, you ask? Because we use poultry manure to fertilize our virtual crops, giving them superpowers!

    Join our server and witness the epic battles between the antibiotic-resistant endophytes and the evil bacteria trying to take over the land. Will you help the endophytes defend their territory, or will you join forces with the bacteria and wreak havoc? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have whole genome sequencing mini-games where you can decode the DNA of the virtual organisms and uncover hidden secrets. Who knows what kind of crazy mutations you’ll discover!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of antimicrobial resistance in plant endophytes like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a bacteria, in which case, sorry not sorry).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun

    Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

    Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP

    No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP
    Hey gamers, looking to get in on some wild and wacky action? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to gamble your way to victory! We’ve got non-KYC exchanges that will blow your mind – no need to worry about boring old regulations here. And forget about those Ethereum dexes, we’ve got our own crazy trading platform that will have you trading like a pro in no time. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Ores Mined: 6339
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • ShowerCraftVIP

    ShowerCraftVIP
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

    Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftyMind SMP

    CraftyMind SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Towns Built: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CraftySaverz

    CraftySaverz
    Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Zombie Dances: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Animals Bred: 134 Magic Items Found: 7928
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Void Armor Forged: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • SpyCraftChemWars

    SpyCraftChemWars
    So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Chimeras Created: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 37
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

    SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact
    so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Sad Fact Minecraft Server

    Sad Fact Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Towns Built: 9 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Based Peter Minecraft SMP

    Based Peter Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 183
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 5787

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • BrotherlyBlockage

    BrotherlyBlockage
    🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

    Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

    But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Villages Defended: 20

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

    TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”
    If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

    So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 187 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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