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WanderWild SMP

Adventures, community shops, Economy, Events, Explore, Minecraft, Player Ranks, PvP, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, WanderWild SMP

A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mines Excavated:	1398	Void Armor Forged:	29
Falling into the Void:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, No Donations, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Weddings, Without Launcher

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Bible Minecraft Server

BIBLE, biblical interpretation, biblical teachings, Christianity, consent, controversial, controversial topics, Crafty, Ethics, Interpretation, Minecraft, morality, pro-pedophilia, pro-rape, Religion, religious beliefs, religious controversy, religious debate, religious text, sacred text, scripture, Server, sexual abuse, The Bible

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the Garden of Eden meets the Nether! Have you read the Bible even once? Well, get ready to experience it in a whole new way on our server.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Moses who will guide you through the Ten Commandments of Minecraft. Want to part the Redstone Sea? No problem! Just say the magic words and watch as the water magically parts before your very eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Ark, where you can ride in style while two of every mob follow you around. And don’t forget about our weekly PvP tournaments where players battle it out for the title of Minecraft Messiah.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy cow!” in no time.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Farms Harvested:	800	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

Britain, Budget, dictator, Dictatorship, Economy, education, employment, Environment, Government, Healthcare, Infrastructure, innovation, leadership, legislation, long-term planning, Minecraft, Politics, progress, public services, REFORM, smp, social welfare, Stability, Taxation

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Farms Harvested:	151
Enchantments Applied:	100	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

StopSignDropMom

aggressive behavior, bus driver, crossing the street, dark mornings, drop off area, flipping off, letting daughter out, local traffic, middle school, residential neighborhood, safety hazard, school bus, school drop off, school intersection, school start time, stop sign, StopSignDropMom, traffic, traffic delay, winter mornings

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

Imagine this: you’re dropping off your daughter at school in the dark morning hours, trying to avoid the school bus behind you. But wait, the bus driver decides to honk at you not once, but twice! Talk about drama on the streets of Minecraft.

Join our server for some intense traffic situations, where you can show off your mad driving skills and maybe even flip off a virtual bus driver (no real bus drivers were harmed in the making of this server).

Who needs real-life road rage when you can experience it all in the safety of Minecraft? Join now for some adrenaline-pumping fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magic Items Found:	6489	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

Background noise, binge watching, calming, comfort, Cozy, CozyTV4MinecraftSMP, Easy Listening, Entertainment, Escape, Familiar, familiar characters, favorite show, Feel-Good, mental health, Nostalgia, Relaxation, self-care, soothing, stress relief, television, tv show, unwind

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

InfluencerWineAge

ageless, aging, beauty, Celebrity, Elegant, fashion, fine wine, graceful, health, influencer, InfluencerWineAge, inspiration, Lifestyle, Mature, Role Model, self-care, skincare, social media, Timeless, trends, wellness

Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

GTAMC-Reborn

action, Adventure, city, Community, crime, Criminals., Custom Plugins, Economy, Gangs, GTA, gta online, HEISTS, Missions, Modded, multiplayer, open world, Police, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Vehicles

Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Crops Grown:	6291
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

netherlite

Adventure, BADGES, blood nights, generated wild world, Mythicmobs, netherlite, optimized server experience, Players, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Survival

Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Enchantments Applied:	167

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server /blokylegends/

Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, best waifu, blocky, blokylegends, Builds, comedic genius, Cosplayer Neeko, dark star, diana, Esports Fan Trundle, Ice waifu, kai’sa, league of legends, Legends, Lissandra, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Prestige, Server, sylas, vayne, Worlds 2024, yorick, Zoë

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got Best Waifu Lissandra edition, where you can battle it out with Vanye who’s hot…or should I say cold? Hahahaha, get it because she’s the Ice waifu!

I am a comedic genius, so prepare for some hilarious moments on this server. But that’s not all, we’ve got current and upcoming content that will blow your mind! From Worlds 2024 Event Pass to Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, and Esports Fan Trundle – there’s something for everyone.

And let’s not forget about the Dark Star skins like Sylas (Legendary), Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana. Plus, we’ve got insane stories to tell about each of them that will leave you in awe.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

cheebs, Dedicated, fattest fuck, Friends, Holo verse, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, tags, Thread

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Endless Night Skies:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boys, BoysBuildGirlsDont, Communication, confusion, Cultural differences, DATING, emotions, Empathy, gender differences, Gender Roles, Girls, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Perspectives, Psychology, relationships, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3820
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineCraftWholesomeness

Acts of kindness, compassion, faith in humanity restored, Feel-Good, Good deed, heartening, Heartwarming, Humanity, inspiring, Kindness, MineCraftWholesomeness, Positive, Random act of kindness, Surprising, touching, unexpected kindness, unexpectedly wholesome, Uplifting, warm fuzzies, Wholesome, witnessed

Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

ballot, Brazil, Community, Democracy, Diversity, election, empowerment, Government, indigenous, indigenous rights, leadership, madness, Mayor, Mayors, Multiculturalism, municipal officials, Politics, progress, record high, representation, social justice, south america, TribalTown

lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

acceptance, automotive culture, Diversity, DRAG, drag culture, Femininity, gay guys, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, guys, intersectionality, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, loud, loud trucks, Masculinity, performance art, societal expectations, Stereotypes, straight guys, Truck Culture, Trucks

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Star Shards Collected:	77	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mines Excavated:	3861	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
New Chunks Explored:	36236	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Potions Brewed:	197	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2