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DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Modtastic Minecraft Madness – Because Vanilla is Overrated!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft with its basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so jam-packed with mods that your head will spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got mods that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns, mods that make every block explode when you touch it, and even a mod that turns the Ender Dragon into a friendly kitten that just wants to cuddle. Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before – just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those exploding blocks)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	732	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	419817
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Enchantments Applied:	257

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

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Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

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Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Chimeras Created:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocky Booty Bounce

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Towns Built:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5395	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

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Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Imposters

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	134	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!

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Are you tired of living in the frozen tundra of your country’s butt crack? Do you dream of a place where the sun shines all year round and the only storms are the ones you create in Minecraft? Then come join our server, where the only thing colder than the weather outside is the ice in our veins!

We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.

So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Love Letters Sent:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GodlyCraft: Where Minecraft teaches you more morals than the media ever will! Join us now!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will save your soul from the clutches of amorality and nihilism? Look no further, because our server is here to instill Godly morals and virtues in all our players!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat the evil forces of amorality and nihilism, using the power of creativity and teamwork to spread goodness throughout the virtual world.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are the minions of darkness, ready to tempt you with their wicked ways. Will you resist their temptations and stay true to your virtuous path? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to upholding the values of righteousness and goodness in the world of Minecraft. Let’s show those video games that we can have fun while also being morally upright!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	251
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Convicts: Escape & Kill Edition – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even escaped white supremacist inmates are trying to join? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the most hardcore criminals can’t resist the fun! Join now for a chance to team up with Timmy and his wacky accomplice as they navigate their way through ambushes and adventures in the virtual world. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blockheads R Us

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bros are so crazy that you’ll want to date a nerdy girl with big boobs just to fit in! Hoeflation is a real struggle here, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual diamonds to distract you. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Villages Defended:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1