PastorPimpSenatorPHL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyCrepesAndCaves

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Are you tired of the same old boring breakfast options in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of breakfast dishes that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide! From pancake towers taller than the Eiffel Tower to waffle sandwiches stuffed with diamond-encrusted butter, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pigs who have mastered the art of cooking up the most delectable breakfast feasts you’ve ever laid eyes on. Rumor has it they even have a bacon waterfall that flows with maple syrup!

So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, join our server and feast your way to breakfast bliss! Who needs bacon and eggs when you have diamond-studded pancakes and bacon waterfalls, am I right?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyIsrael Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and break stuff and just go crazy? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro.

like, imagine this: u join the server and suddenly u are in the middle of a war between Iran and Israel. but get this, u are the one who has to save Israel from the attack. u gotta build defenses, gather resources, and fight off the enemy. it’s like a real-life battle but in minecraft.

and get this, if u manage to save Israel, u get rewarded with tons of diamonds and gold. like, who wouldn’t want to join a server where u can be a hero and get rich at the same time?

so come on, join the server and show everyone what u got. let’s save Israel and get rich together, bro.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NaziFlagOopsieCraft

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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.

also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.

oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	103	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EarthCube

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EarthCube is a Towny/Fractions server on a Earth Map! The community here is active and there is never ending fun with building, mc sports, and siege wars!.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	127
Dragon Eggs Found:	8633	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Animals Bred:	118
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Game Freak Data Heist Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with endless amounts of space? Well, look no further because our server only has 50GB of space for you to build and explore! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a top-secret government base and we can’t risk sharing too much information with the public. Join us for the thrill of living on the edge of server space limitations!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who never learned how to explode properly. He’s been known to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a friendly hug instead of blowing them up. It’s a real blast!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. But be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a pack of zombie chickens who are not afraid to peck you to death if you try to steal their shiny loot.

So come join us on our limited space, haunted, treasure-filled Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other! Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Towns Built:	5	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

He Cant Keep Getting Away With It! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for causing chaos wherever they go.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, knocking down everything in their path. But wait, it gets even better – these llamas are also expert thieves who will steal your precious diamonds and run off into the sunset, leaving you to chase after them in a hilarious game of cat and mouse.

And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them in an epic battle for supremacy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with llamas, chickens, and endless laughter. Remember, on our server, he can’t keep getting away with it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Animals Bred:	123	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

OpinionCraft: BF Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for all the juicy gossip and outrageous stories that will make your head spin.

We’ve got scandalous love triangles, intense rivalries, and unexpected alliances that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs soap operas when you can log on to our server and witness the drama unfold in real-time?

Plus, with our unique gameplay features and crazy events, you’ll never have a dull moment. Build your own drama-filled kingdom, form alliances with other players, or start a war that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server – unless you want to spill the tea in the chat!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BookWormSMP: Life Changer

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Join our Minecraft SMP and discover a whole new perspective on life! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that players have reported experiencing profound enlightenment after playing for just a few hours. One player even claimed to have achieved inner peace and reached a state of ultimate zen while building a giant chicken farm. So if you’re looking for a server that will not only entertain you, but also transform your entire existence, look no further!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	New Chunks Explored:	248057
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Potions Brewed:	193	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dimension Hops:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BlockShockSecrets

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We’ve got secrets so scandalous, even Herobrine would blush.

Join our server and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it, Steve and the dragon were actually in cahoots, planning to take over the entire Minecraft world. But don’t worry, we’ve got the inside scoop on how to stop them.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Notch’s lost treasure, hidden deep within the Nether. Will you be brave enough to face the fiery challenges and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you end up as just another block in the lava?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare for the unexpected. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover? Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7892
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as north korea and order our artillery units near the border to full fire readiness. we have insane battles and epic explosions that will make your head spin. come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge of war every day. who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now and be part of the madness.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Buildings Constructed:	45	Alien Abductions:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MCSakura

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A server full of surprises! Why not try this server? What do you have to lose? :))) This server has only survival for now .. but with time as we grow … we will have everything :)) It’s a perfect server to play with your best friends There will be events 2 times a week .. ranks .. and why not … some op items

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Welcome to the Raw Charms server where charm is a dish best served raw, with no limits and an active community on version 1.21!

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Minecraft Server Overview: Two Times A Charm (TTAC)

Server IP	mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566

TTAC is a basic vanilla server started about 2 years ago. We have an active community, filled with nice players and amazing builders. We encourage co-op on the server and players are rewarded for bringing a friend(s) on. We have a voting system which helps the server grow across several websites. TTAC is becoming bigger and better everyday! Are you the next leader? The Journey begins here.

Server Features:

Friendly Staff
World Backups
24/7 Support
No Lag
Dedicated Server
No Limits
Discord

Notes:

Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks
Worlds: Backed up daily

Server Rules (Permanent Ban):

No Hacking
No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Racism
No Lag Machines
No Threatening
No X-Ray
No Bullying
Keep Chat Clean
Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed):

PVP
Teaming
Unlimited Farming
Griefing
Mob Farming
Redstone Machines
Building
New Chunk Loading
Stealing
Raiding

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Marburg Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some excitement and chaos? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions – one minute you’re peacefully building a house, and the next minute you’re fighting off a horde of zombies with nothing but a wooden sword.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Marburg virus, adding an extra layer of danger and excitement. Will you be able to survive the virus outbreak and emerge victorious? Or will you become just another statistic in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just remember, one wrong move and you could be facing a big f***ing problem. Let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Farms Harvested:	413	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Curling World Championship of our Minecraft SMP Dreams

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the Curling World Championship of your dreams!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of professional curling experts who will guide you through the icy world of Minecraft. We have custom-made curling arenas where you can challenge your friends to intense matches of virtual curling. And don’t worry, we’ve even trained our polar bears to act as the official referees!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest Minecraft items. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted lurking around, searching for the legendary Diamond Curling Stone that grants its wielder ultimate power.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate curling champion in the Minecraft world! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Ores Mined:	8740	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NephewTrollBegone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where screeching babies and mischievous nephews roam free! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this 27-year-old mom dealing with her 10-month-old daughter and her troublemaking nephew.

Witness the epic battles between the screeching baby and the mocking nephew, as they navigate through the treacherous world of highchairs and wet floors. Will the baby’s cries be silenced by the nephew’s loud screams, or will the mom step in to save the day?

With thrilling moments like face plants on tile floors and bottle stealing in the car, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just remember to bring your headphones to drown out the noise!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	1927	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Divine Spears Created:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3