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RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Star Shards Collected:	82
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Falling into the Void:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	172

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Animals Bred:	27
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Enchantments Applied:	286	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Crops Grown:	5666
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	3018
Players Killed by Monsters:	7512	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Potions Brewed:	124	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

LowPayCraft

career, compensation, economic disparity, employment, Exploitation, income inequality, job comparison, job compensation, job evaluation, job fairness, job market, job satisfaction, job worth, Labor, low paying jobs, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, salary, underpaid, unfair pay, wages

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	56	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to get paid in measly emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be paid in diamonds for every chicken you successfully wrangle into your pen. Who knew that herding chickens could be so lucrative? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing opportunity to become a wealthy poultry farmer on our server!

EcoCraft 2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., 3.2, EcoCraft, economic analysis, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic performance, economic trends, Economy, euro zone, european union, fiscal policy, gdp, growth, inflation, Minecraft, monetary policy, outperforms, Recovery, Server, spain, unemployment rate

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ores Mined:	1118

come join our epic minecraft server where the economy is BOOMIN like spain in 2024!!!! we got 3.2% growth every day cuz our players are just that epic. you’ll be rollin in virtual dough in no time, just like spain. build your own virtual empire and watch it grow faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. plus, we got virtual tapas and sangria for all our players cuz we know how to party like the spanish. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and watch your virtual wallet EXPLODE with riches. VIVA LA MINECRAFT ECONOMY!

CraftyAidShutdown

aid organizations, Assistance, CraftyAidShutdown, crisis response, developing countries, FOREIGN AID, funding, global health, global impact, government policies, health initiatives, Health programs, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, pandemic, pauses, public health, shutter, trump, world

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Star Shards Collected:	179
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where we got health programs shuttering left and right like a bad horror movie. trump be pausing foreign aid like it’s going out of style, so we gotta band together in the virtual world to survive.

we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!

MelonSurvival

Active Admins, active owners, Arena, back, Bedrock Port, Claims, Discord, Hacks, hard mode, Head Drops, Keep Inventory, MelonSurvival, pay to win, Phantoms, Rtp, server ip, smp, Survival, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Villages Defended:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Server Name	The Pale Garden
Server Version	1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP)
Game Mode	Hard gamemode – survival
Features

Overview:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	melonsurvival.minecraft.best
Is there a Discord?	discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE
What is the Bedrock Port?	19132

StreamCraft OTK & Co. 1.20.6

1.20.6, Company, Company Gossip, dead edition, Drama, Drama Edition, drama gossip, Edition, gossip, Love is Dead Edition, new love, New Love is Dead, OTK, OTK company, OTK Drama, StreamCraft, Streamer, streamer gossip, twitch, twitch drama, Twitch gossip, twitch streamer

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5833	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Hey you! Yeah, you with the diamond pickaxe! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love is still alive and kicking? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server for the ‘new love is dead’ edition where we embrace the chaos and destruction of relationships in the Minecraft world.

Build your base, make friends, and then watch as they betray you in the most dramatic ways possible.

From secret affairs to backstabbing alliances, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and questioning who you can really trust.

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of heartbreak and betrayal in a whole new way!

Players:	93/900	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Animals Bred:	81	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2