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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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