come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than venezuela cancelling passports! we got activists fighting off creepers and journalists reporting on the epic battles between players! come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this wild world of blocky adventures! also, we have free virtual tacos for all new players because why not, right? come join now before the virtual tacos run out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Buildings Constructed: 18
Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Mines Excavated: 2924

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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