Passport Panic: Minecraft Edition

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Yo, come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got crazier stuff happenin than China demandin schoolteachers hand in their passports! Like, imagine a world where llamas ride pigs into battle against evil villagers tryna steal all our diamonds! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where creepers drop sick beats while doin the moonwalk! Trust me, you ain’t seen Minecraft like dis before, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4497	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BabyBlockParty

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of naming your virtual blocks just like you would name your real-life baby!

Join our server and let your creativity flow as you name your blocks with the most outrageous names like Elizabeth, Hannah, Rosemary, and Francesca for girls, and James, Edward, Patrick, and Michael for boys.

But be warned, our server comes with a twist – if you don’t choose the names suggested by our resident baby name expert (who has a list of names saved up for her own children that she’ll never have), you might just cause a family feud like never before!

So come on over and let the drama unfold as you navigate through the world of Minecraft with the pressure of naming your blocks just right. Will you choose to follow the suggested names or will you stand your ground and name your blocks whatever you please? The choice is yours, but remember, family drama awaits!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LessonsFromLava – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the hard way that creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your pet! We have a thriving community of players who have all bonded over the traumatic experience of accidentally blowing up their own house with TNT. But don’t worry, our resident redstone expert can help you build a trap so elaborate that even the most seasoned griefer won’t see it coming. So come join us and learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a pig with a saddle and always carrying a bucket of water in case you accidentally fall into a lava pit. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MemoryCraft – Nostalgia Edition

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Remember that time when you were just a wee little blocky baby, trying to navigate your way through the pixelated world of Minecraft? Well, imagine if that world was filled with unicorns riding on rainbow creepers, flying pigs dropping diamond blocks, and villagers breakdancing to dubstep music. That’s basically what you’ll find on our server – a wacky wonderland where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Join us for epic adventures, wild parties, and the chance to become the ultimate blocky badass. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and make memories that will make your earliest memory look like a snooze fest in comparison.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LumberCraftersUnited

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come join our minecraft server where deforestation is ‘roaring back’ like a lion on steroids! we promise to destroy all the trees in sight, just like those 140 countries vowed to end destruction but failed miserably.

our server is like a wild jungle, except we chop down all the trees for fun and make tree houses out of their remains. join us for a tree-mendous time and watch as the world burns around us (not really, it’s just minecraft, chill).

who needs oxygen anyway? come breathe in the fumes of our burning forests and experience the thrill of deforestation like never before. we promise you won’t beleaf how much fun you’ll have!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ZapCraft: No Brain Damage

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So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have this crazy cool thing where you can, like, electrocute yourself in the game, but don’t worry, it’s totally safe! Our totally legit study shows that there’s, like, no damage to your brain cells or anything. It’s, like, a wild ride, dude. So come join us and zap yourself into a whole new world of fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Classic Hunger Games – Bringing back the OG Hunger Pangs but with a twist!

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MINECRAFT SERVER OVERVIEW

Server IP	MC-HGCLASSIC.COM

About Classic Hunger Games

We are a brand new network reviving the classic Hunger Games/Hardcore Games mode that was a hit in 2012-2013. Join our lobby, where up to 100 players can engage in an epic survival battle. Use the world to your advantage and strive to be the last one standing. Build, explore, and fight for survival. Do you have what it takes to be the last survivor?

There’s no pay-to-win or purchase options—everyone has equal opportunities. Choose from different kits to enhance your experience, such as the Enderman kit, Aquatic kit, Blacksmith kit, Explosive kit, Horse Rider kit, Miner kit, and more.

Rules

The only rule on our server is no hacking allowed.

Important Links

IP	MC-HGCLASSIC.COM
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/HDSSb8PxbE

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is Classic Hunger Games?

A: Classic Hunger Games is a revival of the classic Hunger Games/Hardcore Games mode that was popular in 2012-2013. It is an epic survival battle where up to 100 players can compete to be the last survivor.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win options on the server?

A: No, there are no pay-to-win options on our server. Everyone has equal opportunities to succeed.

Q: What kits are available on the server?

A: Some kits available on the server include the Enderman kit, Aquatic kit, Blacksmith kit, Explosive kit, Horse Rider kit, Miner kit, and more.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The only rule on our server is no hacking allowed. All other gameplay is fair game.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mines Excavated:	4473	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pixel Punch – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Great Filter Edition will have you questioning reality! Join us for a Dragon Ball adventure like no other, where you can summon Shenron by collecting all 7 dragon balls and pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! But that’s not all, you can also have a team of up to 8 characters, including Namekians and Fridges as avatars. And if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar – talk about a crossover!

But wait, there’s more! Season 3 of DLC for Kakarot has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II), and Season 6 of DB The Breakers has just been released with a whole new set of survivors and raiders to play as. Plus, you can upload all your drawfaggotry to the XV Booru – because why not?

So come join us on this wild, wacky, and totally insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few mods). See you there, and may the Shenron be ever in your favor!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mines Excavated:	3236	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dust Settler Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts that lead to chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples!

But the real question is, are you ready to face the ultimate challenge? Can you defeat the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a flaming llama armed with a diamond sword? Only the bravest and craziest players dare to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky and unpredictable world. But remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SMPMineCraftRider

Tired of getting stuck on the same boring bus ride every day? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own crazy transportation system! No more delays, just hop on your custom-built minecart and zoom past all the mobs trying to hitch a ride. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal in the Nether that leads straight to the nearest village, so you can avoid all those pesky zombie pigmen trying to steal your seat. Join us now and say goodbye to public transportation woes forever!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

OopsCraft – Because YOLO!

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So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in your cozy little Minecraft world, when suddenly you get a message from a mysterious player inviting you to join their server. You think to yourself, “This is probably a terrible idea, but hey, why not? YOLO, right?”

And boy, oh boy, were you in for a wild ride. As soon as you spawn into this server, you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, wearing a top hat and monocle. The admin, who goes by the name of Sir Clucksalot, welcomes you with a hearty “Bawk bawk, my good sir!”

But that’s just the beginning. As you explore this wacky server, you come across a village populated entirely by llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They offer you protection in exchange for emeralds, and you can’t help but get sucked into their llama drama.

And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They invite you to join them in their explosive dance moves, and you find yourself busting a move with these TNT-toting party animals.

So, why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Well, if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind experience filled with quirky characters, ridiculous storylines, and unexpected surprises at every turn, then this is the server for you. Just remember to watch out for those llama mobsters and explosive creeper dance parties – things tend to get pretty wild around here!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Void Armor Forged:	27
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NorthKoreaNoRoadsSrv

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so, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. it’s like, so wild that even North Korea is like, “nah, we can’t handle this level of madness.” they literally cut off all the roads and trains to South Korea just to avoid getting sucked into the chaos of this server.

if you wanna join, be prepared for some insane adventures. like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but instead of dying, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot diamonds out of their eyes.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground city filled with talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the server? yeah, it’s a thing.

so, if you’re ready to dive into the most bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us. just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	3019
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Towns Built:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Shroomy Rats – Psychedelic Minecraft Server

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so like, imagine a minecraft server where the animals are all on magic mushrooms, dude. like, they are so optimistic and happy all the time, just vibin’ in their little virtual world. join this server and experience the trippy adventures of hanging out with animals on shrooms. who needs therapy when you can just chill with a bunch of optimistic rats, amirite? come join the fun and see how psilocybin can make your minecraft experience totally groovy, man.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68
Void Armor Forged:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where you can watch our owner have wild and crazy adventures with a virtual prostitute! It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form! Plus, you never know what other wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon while playing. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Manifesting Doctor Modafinil Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by popping modafinil like it’s candy! Join us as we embark on a quest to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world while staying awake for days on end. Who needs sleep when you have modafinil, am I right?

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	3494	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SisterHIPPACraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!