ParentalSupport69 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that 66% of young South Koreans are dependent on their parents just to play on it! Like, can you even imagine how epic it must be to be so addicted to a Minecraft server that you can’t even adult properly?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to build a house made entirely out of diamonds. Like, who needs a regular old dirt hut when you can live in a DIAMOND PALACE, amirite?

And get this, if you’re lucky enough to stumble upon the secret hidden treasure on this server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Minecraft genie. I heard one player wished for a pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of TNT. Like, talk about explosive fun!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and become part of the 66% of young South Koreans who are living their best virtual lives! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6075	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pixel Peen Palace: AI-Generated Chaos & Creations

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Pokemon have feelings! Join us for a wild adventure filled with block merging, comfy UI, and automatic diffusion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, it’s like something out of a sci-fi movie. We have LoRa training, AMD GPU settings, and even a link hub that will blow your mind.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is so epic, it’s like being in an episode of The Walking Dead. Get ready to embark on a journey like no other, where you can explore models, embeddings, characters, and even fetish content.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most exciting adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Blocky Diagnosis: The Minecraft Server for LOLz & Building Madness!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or new? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your Minecraft boredom! Join us and experience a whole new level of insanity and hilarity.

We have so many crazy things to offer, like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and a secret underground base filled with talking cows. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also get access to a special mini-game where you have to fight off an army of evil llamas with only a carrot as your weapon. Trust us, it’s way more intense than it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and become a part of the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft community on the planet. Who needs a doctor when you have our server to cure all your Minecraft woes?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Creeper Chaos: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Playstation and want to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’s rumored to have caused the downfall of Playstation itself. Join us and become part of gaming history (or at least a really funny conspiracy theory)! Dive into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly legendary (and totally made up)! Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyArknights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights for epic battles and building fun!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more content updates than you can shake a diamond sword at, with new characters dropping in like they’re falling from the sky in creative mode.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to recruit the legendary 6* Guard Qiubai, who can take down creepers with a single swing of his sword. Or how about the 6* Vanguard Flametail, who can light up the night like a nether portal gone wild?

But wait, there’s more! How about the 5* Specialist Mr. Nothing, who can make your enemies disappear faster than you can say “Enderman”? Or the 5* Guard Wind Chimes, who can summon a tornado of destruction upon your foes?

And let’s not forget about the crazy skins we have available, like the Design of Strife – Cardigan skin that will make you look more stylish than a villager in a tuxedo.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). See you in the world of blocks and pixels, where anything is possible!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty McCraftface: Where even the creepers say ‘It doesn’t get better’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Want to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Go for it! Our server is all about pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, it doesn’t get better than this!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CoolVillainCraft: Where the bad guys have all the style!

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Welcome to the most shell-tastic Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a tale of epic proportions. Legend has it that on this server, turtles rule the land and sea. They wear tiny crowns and ride dolphins into battle. If you join, you too can become a turtle king or queen and command your own army of shell-wearing warriors.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the Bacon Block. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon. Block. It’s said that whoever finds and mines this block will be granted unlimited bacon for life. Who wouldn’t want that?

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mystical Chicken Unicorn. Yes, you read that correctly. A Chicken Unicorn. Legend has it that this majestic creature roams the server, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the one to capture the elusive Chicken Unicorn and have your wildest dreams come true?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Turtles, bacon blocks, and Chicken Unicorns await!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Zero F*cks Given Craft

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even tame a dragon to be your trusty steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can turn dirt into gold with just a flick of his pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated an army of skeletons using nothing but a carrot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Remember, on our server, every day is a new adventure and every block holds a surprise.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blockheads R Us: Knock yourselves out with our epic Minecraft server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a house made entirely out of diamonds (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. So what are you waiting for? Knock yourselves out and join the craziest Minecraft server on the block! Just click on the link and prepare for a wild ride: https://jiggie.fun/wZ6wYn.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Gods Slained:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Draft Dodgers – Where we build, battle, and dodge creepers together!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of being a Ukrainian soldier caught in the middle of a war zone!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have to defend your country from enemy forces, but you’ll also have to dodge airstrikes, navigate through treacherous terrain, and maybe even make a daring escape like those brave Ukrainian men in the video!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your survival skills like never before, join us now and see if you have what it takes to be a true hero! Just remember, in this server, there’s no respawning – so make every move count!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Jedi vs. Minecraft: The Ultimate Sword Combat Showdown

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Are you tired of swinging a boring old sword in Minecraft like a peasant? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have upgraded all swords to lightsabers! That’s right, you can now slice and dice your enemies with the power of the Force!

Join our server and experience epic battles like never before as you duel other players with your lightsaber skills. Become a true Jedi master or Sith Lord and dominate the battlefield with your incredible combat abilities.

So why settle for regular sword combat when you can have lightsaber battles that will make even the Jedi Academy games jealous? Join our server now and may the Force be with you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Emeralds Found:	8069	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyCougar’s Cub Den – Where even 40-year-old women can’t resist our blocks!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a woman who lures in teenagers with alcohol? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about stolen booze and creepy encounters.

Join us for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a 14-year-old trying to sneak out of a woman’s apartment after a wild night. Our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel right at home – just like that boy who got sent back to a youth center after his wild adventure.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrills and spills of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, our server is so addictive, you might just forget all about stealing alcohol and getting into trouble with the law. Oops!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Towns Built:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Star Shards Collected:	248

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Breeder’s Paradise: Where Creepers and Villagers Unite

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty! Our owner is a dedicated breeder who wants nothing more than to breed the perfect Minecraft player…and that player could be YOU! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with a creeper, of course). So why wait? Come join us and let the breeding begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

“So in the end” Minecraft Madness!

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Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from the harsh realities of the real world and live out your wildest fantasies! No consequences for your actions, just pure chaos and fun! Build your own empire, unleash your inner villain, and watch as the world burns around you without any repercussions. Who needs jailtime when you can rule the server with an iron fist? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Magic Items Found:	3884	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5406
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Dragons Tamed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CreepCraft: Where we mine, build, and creepily admire each other’s creations

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so dedicated that they will literally go to any lengths to show their support. Our community is so tight-knit that we even have a player who has vowed to masturbate to each and every new member, whether they like it or not. Talk about dedication!

But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dimension Hops:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

HolyCraft: Where Saints and Sinners Unite

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Are you tired of being a mere mortal in your nation? Join our Minecraft server and ascend to god-like status! Build towering temples, summon lightning bolts, and rain down divine punishment on your enemies. Who needs democracy when you can rule with an iron fist and a golden crown? Join us and become the holy ruler you were always meant to be!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.