Are you tired of dealing with your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no parents allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build and mine in peace without anyone telling you what to do.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Rune Stones Activated: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
Dragon Eggs Found: 2229 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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